Corrupt a Wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, however it's been rewritten as a live-action cyberpunk adaptation of Digimon World 4, with CG digimon who look less like digimon and more like they escaped from Destiny's rejected designs bin, collaboratively written and directed by Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer, who thought they were making a movie, and had to pad their original 2-hour plot out into a full 20 episode season of half-hour episodes at the last minute.
Enjoy the resulting train wreck.
I really wish i hadn't pictured that while writing it. *shudder*
Enjoy the resulting train wreck.
I really wish i hadn't pictured that while writing it. *shudder*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted: Someone else made the movie, you just watched it all the way through. This is what happens when you let griefs loose, they turn all the Star wars films into Digimon films.
I wish for someone to bring the tea and scones that are on the world 4 billion light years away to me in a reasonable amount of time.
I wish for someone to bring the tea and scones that are on the world 4 billion light years away to me in a reasonable amount of time.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted, however they refuse to turn over the merchandise unless you pay a shipping charge, which exceeds your available finances by approximately $31,453,476,783,547,589,987,634,534,645,878,956,353,245,985,343,117,626.75 USD.
I wish i had a supply of brain bleach after watching that mess.
I wish i had a supply of brain bleach after watching that mess.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You know me too well >.<Whozjama on previous page wrote:<..>and everyone's HP! shipping gets invalidated.
Granted. 2 873,00 USD invoice for used brain bleach is sent your way already!
I wish for a useless trinket.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: you are now the proud owner of a metal statuette of an Elephant balancing on it's two left legs. Whenever you put it down it falls over and rolls away, even when place on it's side. You can't even use it as a paperweight.
I wish for a smaller invoice.
I wish for a smaller invoice.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted, the invoice is printed on A6 size paper now. A small printing charge of 2.75% is added.
I wish for a pet anteater for Hlaoroo.
I wish for a pet anteater for Hlaoroo.
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Granted: but it runs away before you can gift it.
I wish for a cuddle... The invoice has gotten to me
I wish for a cuddle... The invoice has gotten to me
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted: Meet Bruno.
I wish for fish.
I wish for fish.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you get a piranha that somehow has fallen madly in love with you.
It was a shot in the dark. I wish I knew you folk better. XPVEB152 wrote:You know me too well >.<Whozjama on previous page wrote:<..>and everyone's HP! shipping gets invalidated.
All your acorns are belong to us.
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Granted, you'll know us better after a quick interrogation session with these friendly gentlemen in secret police uniform during which we'll find out about YOU as well! Ain't it fun?
I wish for an obscure reference to an old movie.
I wish for an obscure reference to an old movie.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: But then there was one.
I wish for a desk.
I wish for a desk.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted - you get Deske
I wish to commission Rick Griffin.
I wish to commission Rick Griffin.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted: but his all the work he did for you gets lost in the post.
I wish for a Lolrus.
I wish for a Lolrus.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted. Since you didn't ask for THE Lolrus, it's a just a lookalike that only understands Mongolian.
I wish for a loud keyboard.
I wish for a loud keyboard.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: but all....'I'M A KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!'... yeah that.
I wish for a peaceful evening.
I wish for a peaceful evening.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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granted the evening is peaceful. the morning, day, afternoon, and night on the other hand were absolute torture and left you in no state to enjoy your peaceful evening.
I wish Veb had wished fore something besides that keyboard it has a really annoying voice.
I wish Veb had wished fore something besides that keyboard it has a really annoying voice.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, but now he wishes for something that has an even more annoying voice.
I wish I could meet Keene.
I wish I could meet Keene.
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Granted: He dumps 101 legal reasons why you can't do anything on you.
I wish for a puppy.
I wish for a puppy.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted: I'm not gonna make that joke. Too risky.
I wish I could draw as well as Rick.
I wish I could draw as well as Rick.
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granted: but you can't do anything but infringe on copyright.
I wish for a bucket of gold.
I wish for a bucket of gold.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted, but it's radioactive.
I wish for security in later life.
I wish for security in later life.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted - you will be locked in a vault on your next birthday.
I wish everyone was a furry or liked furries.
I wish everyone was a furry or liked furries.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. No one is particularily into the whole concept now because it's so mudnane.
I wish for robots to take over the world. >;)
I wish for robots to take over the world. >;)
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted, but they are stopped by none other than Will Smith
I wish someone would wish for something relevant to their lives and/or needs
I wish someone would wish for something relevant to their lives and/or needs
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Granted. . . . done. Not saying what it was...
I wish I could see the centipede in TUAMs avatar.
I wish I could see the centipede in TUAMs avatar.
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Granted, but it's the last thing you ever see...
I wish for a pet corgi
I wish for a pet corgi
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted: You are your own pet. Better yet, your a Corgi with Corgi slaves and everyone 200 years from now will hate you because Abrasteak Discconnectin' will free all the Corgis.
I wish that made more sense.
I wish that made more sense.
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Granted. This only makes sense in a futuristic dystopia that is run by said corgies.
I wish for iced coffee.
I wish for iced coffee.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted, you sit in a puddle of it.
I wish for friendly aliens coming to earth.
I wish for friendly aliens coming to earth.
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Granted: they landed in a war zone and consequently fled the destruction never to return.
I wish people couldn't get in or out of my tree without my permission.
I wish people couldn't get in or out of my tree without my permission.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted but you cannot leave it.
I wish for instant cups of hot English tea on demand with milk sugar and no other ingredients.
I wish for instant cups of hot English tea on demand with milk sugar and no other ingredients.
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Granted but the cups are poured directly into your lap.
I wish I had a castle in the sky.
I wish I had a castle in the sky.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted but it falls.
I wish for some ginger snap biscuits.
I wish for some ginger snap biscuits.
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Granted, but they are all stale.
I just wish I had a decent kitchen.
I just wish I had a decent kitchen.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted but the rest of the house is appalling.
I wish for a bean bag bed.
I wish for a bean bag bed.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted but the beanbags aren't connected, so every you lie down (lay down?) they all separate and you fall on the floor.
I wish it wasn't so humid.
I wish it wasn't so humid.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted, you get erratic climates (except humid)
I wish I had unlimited drawing expertise
I wish I had unlimited drawing expertise
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
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Granted. There are still people who find what to criticise, in the harsh way, though.
I wish for a landline phone with rotary dial.
I wish for a landline phone with rotary dial.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted, but no matter what number you call you get connected to Big Waldo's Sandwich Shop and Kung Fu Studio.
I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day.
I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted, you expierience a an extreme shortage of water
I wish that I could heal this minor burn quickly
I wish that I could heal this minor burn quickly
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark