Attack the above poster

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:02 pm

I send you to Pluto.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:30 pm

I cause a massive plume of energy to erupt from where you stand.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:26 pm

I change you name to Haaze.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:30 pm

Replaces your toilet paper with sandpaper three seconds before you use it.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:36 pm

I put a nuke in your toilet.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:51 pm

I make you flush it.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:54 pm

I slam dunk you face first into the toilet, breaking the porcelain in the process.

Post by **Render** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:49 am

I make you clean up the mess.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:20 am

I not allow you to watch and giggle at that

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:04 am

I toss a sphere of energy at you.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:10 pm

I draw a mustache on you while you sleep

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:13 pm

I hug you. Knowing my radioactive nature, it won't end well...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:35 pm

I encase you in lead.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:48 pm

I secrete phazon that eats through the lead. I pelt you with what's left of the lead monolith.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:58 pm

I poke you with a stick

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:31 pm

I have a sudden luctuation in energy and a wave of power blasts you through a wall.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:36 pm

I encase you totally in fourteen foot thick concrete and drop you in the Mariana trench.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:40 pm

I remove your mask.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:41 pm

I turn you into a frog

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:42 pm

I turn you into a corgi.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:47 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:I turn you into a corgi.

how is that a bad thing?
As my corgi self I jump on top of you and lick your face endlessly

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:58 pm

I take you and place you in the time-out pin.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:02 pm

I give you warts. (The same goes for you, Drake - except only on your tongue. I then miraculously turn back into a corgi.)

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:16 pm

I give you a sky uppercut.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:20 am

I catch your uppercut like a god. The recoil forces you into the ground about 25 kilometers.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:10 am

(Uncle Deadeye style!

)
I hug you in gratitude and won't let go.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:30 pm

I steal you soul.

........and sell it for a grand sum of money.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:37 pm

Well, I steal the money

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:42 pm

I steal the money from you and buy my soul back. I then slap you.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:43 pm

I send a swarm of Zurglings after you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:16 pm

I wipe them out, then I pummel you into the ground, leaving nothing but your arms sticking through the dirt.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:33 pm

I shove a megaton bomb down your throat. Shoot you with a bazooka. Then gather all your ashes and turn them into toilet paper. Which I then give to Dr. Ivo (Eggman) Robotnik to wipe his big, fat hindquarters.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:39 pm

I rematerialize behind you and deliver a kick to the neck.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:43 pm

Your foot breaks from the sheer force of the blow.
Then I turn around and fire ma lazah.(Vegeta's Gatling Gun)

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:46 pm

I spew pure phazon on your face.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:48 pm

Which only changes the radical power of my lazer.

I splash a cup of permafrost in your face.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:57 pm

I start shooting erratically, blinded by the permafrost. You become trapped under fallen rubble from a stray blast.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:48 pm

I replace your toilet paper with sandpaper.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:07 pm

I wrap you in duct tape.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:08 pm

I give you a little zap.