Attack the above poster

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:07 pm

I alter your vision so the only thing you see is pink, solid pink.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:12 pm

I create skynet

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:34 pm

I trap you in an invisible box.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:50 pm

Knees you hard InDaMiddleZone.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:58 pm

After getting back up, I pin you to a wall.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:24 pm

I place you in cryofreeze

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:50 pm

I use a shard of polonium to thaw myself out. The ground shakes, knocking you down.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:54 pm

Sands you down, stripping your skin and 'soothes' you with a bath full of Vodka.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:07 pm

Field dresses you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:54 pm

I lift you 15ft in the air then slam you down with my hidden power.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:01 pm

"Great AETHAR!!!"
I counter your attack and blow you up with a burning sword.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:29 pm

I spray you with a water gun filled with dark water from Dark Torvus Temple.

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 9:13 am

I lick your eyeballs.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 9:15 am

I pepper spray your face.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:05 am

I glue you to a pogo stick and shove you off the roof of a skyscraper.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:41 pm

I shower you with hot grease.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:50 pm

I cover your head Gelatin and Phosphorus. Then I nail your feet to a windmill blade that dips just a bit too close to the sandpaper strip on the ground during a hurricane.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:52 pm

I lock you in a room filled with helium.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:53 pm

I throw you by the arm, which leaves a radiation burn from where I grabbed you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:56 pm

I have you get stung by bees.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:58 pm

I shoot you with a throttle fireball.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:03 pm

I shoot you with a high explosive Nerf-style bullet.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:06 pm

I slash you a few times with my Laser Blade.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:09 pm

I cover you in Iron Man armour #42 and detonate it.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:12 pm

I hit you with an electric haymaker.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:13 pm

I hit you with an electric teamaker

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:31 pm

and I hit you with an electric typewriter

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:41 pm

I use your nose on the typewriter to write a novel.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:43 pm

I burn the novel

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:08 pm

I run a ticker-tape through your ears.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:10 pm

I put you in an Iron Maiden.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:13 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote:I run a ticker-tape through your ears.

Nice adding an inslut as well

InDaZone1219 wrote:I put you in an Iron Maiden.

I send you to a trip to Pluto, one way and no entertainment.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:18 pm

I put you in Black Sabbath. Rather close to Ozzy...

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:40 pm

I pay him to perform at your birthday party

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:45 pm

I erase your most important memory.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:47 pm

I erase your left nostril.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:50 pm

I annihilate your duodenum.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:51 pm

I erase your ears

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:55 pm

I stick you neck deep in an ant hill complex.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Sep 24, 2014 3:59 pm

I give you an IRS Audit