Corrupt a wish!

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:21 pm

Vadiant wrote:Granted. But he writes it so small that you can't possibly read it, even with a microscope.

I wish for a house made of gold.

granted, but it's so heavy it sinks into the ground
i wish to be a master artist

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:45 pm

Granted. However, like most master artists, your work will only ever really be appreciated after you die. Until then you have a long life of obscurity.

I wish to be eternally healthy.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:42 pm

Granted! But the goul in you stomach still bugs you.

I wish someone would get that.

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:18 pm

Zlashdrive wrote:Granted! But the goul in you stomach still bugs you.

I wish someone would get that.

granted but now nobody unerstands anything else you ever say again
i wish i were the master chief

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:36 pm

You get sniped by a Jakkel.

I wish war games did not bring about so much aggression.

Wolf · Post by **Wolf** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:42 pm

granted, but now peace brings about thermo nuclear war.

I wish I was in the HP universe, as an animal.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:46 pm

You are a ordinary animal. You are more jealous then ever.

I wish that Neko's story came true and it happened to me :3.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:27 am

Granted! But... I don't know the story....

I wish I did so that I could fix your wish.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:42 am

Granted, it is on going.

I wish I was faster at reading.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:16 am

Granted! But you run out of books.

I wish for mutatant strength. Since I am a mutant IRL.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:18 am

Granted, but your hands explode because of it.

I wish for a large plate of ice-cream.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:20 am

Granted! But its your least favorite flavor.

I wish darius were nicer.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:21 am

Granted, but he's nicer to everyone else.

I wish Zlash would be more specific about his wishes.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:22 am

Granted! But now he has unbeatable ones.

I wish you were more specific.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:25 am

I make paragraph wishes.

I wish to be using average specificness.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:26 am

Granted! But its mundane.

I wish it were EPIC!

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:26 am

Granted, you explode from the epicness.

I wish for a dog with all body parts and organs attached and functioning, alive, able to talk to me and fly me anywhere and is absolutely perfect and mine.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:27 am

Granted! But he is dognapped by dognappers.

I wish for you to get your dog back.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:32 am

Granted, they become kidnappers and take you.

I wish for you to be free.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:48 am

Granted! I am, but then I dissappear in a spark of light.

I wish you understood.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:50 am

Granted, I understand that I'm never going to understand.

I wish I understood something else.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:51 am

Granted! But you understand dirt.

I wish you understood more.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:52 am

Granted, I understand more about dirt.

I wish I could breath underwater.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:53 am

Granted! But you can't on land anymore.

I wish you could.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:54 am

Granted, you can't.

I wish someone else was here.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:54 am

I'm here, enough said.

I wish I was not going again.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:55 am

Granted! But its a clone of me.

I wish you were more specific.

Granted! You can never go ever again.

I wish you could.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:55 am

Granted, but now you can't.

I wish for large pieces of molten rock to rain from the sky.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:57 am

Granted! All of you die but me, im already dead.

I wish for life.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:57 am

Granted, we come back to life and you don't.

I wish you would.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:58 am

Granted! But I commit sucuide just like last time you made that wish.

I wish you would stop making me live.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:59 am

Granted, but others start to.

I wish to live in a volcano and be able to live happily.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:59 am

Granted! You happy for a sextillionth of a second. Then you die.

I wish you would come back.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:00 am

Granted, but I kill myself and become a ghost.

I wish I could stay a ghost.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:02 am

Granted! But you hate it because your not physical.

I wish you were like me.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:03 am

Granted, but I become more like you than you yourself.

I wish I wasn't like you.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:03 am

Granted! But now your just a mortal.

I wish you weren't.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:04 am

@ Zlash: Bacteria starts forming again.
@ Ray: He does, but he does not like living.
@ Zlash2: He does, but you are neither a ghost now, you are gone.
@ Ray2: You live happily until the volcano erupts.
@ Zlash3: He comes back chared by the lava.
@ Ray3: The ghost busters get you.
@ Zlash4: He becomes a copy of you and becomes disturbingly annoying to you.
@ Ray4: You are not, you are Jakkal. Zlash starts being angry at you.
@ Zlash5: He is a ant.
I wish Zlash would make up his mind of being a mutant or being dead.

Ihasadonut · Post by **Ihasadonut** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:05 am

Granted, he becomes UNdead.

I wish I was a human ghost again.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:06 am

OMG!

Granted! He's a mutant in mortal form, else dead.

I wish you weren't ninj'd so much.

Granted! But then I experiment on you an change your species.

I wish flint weren't ninj'd so much.