Attack the above poster

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:30 am

I glue his tongue to your paw.

Post by **Render** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:21 am

... XD

I glue his paw to your tails.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:36 am

I show you pictures of foods but stop you having them...

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:06 pm

I force-feed you with said foods instead.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:47 pm

I give you an anti-pump (everytime you pump, it sucks air out of you... or whatever it can, like your rubber

(i.e. it sucks so much air out of you you become nonexistent))

GeckoZY wrote:Installs a shock collar for each of your limbs and tails.

cue the buzz-pets game XD!

Kyuunado wrote:I glue his tongue to your paw.

XDDDD ROFL!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:43 pm

I use a power pellet to turn you blue and have Pac-Man eat you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:49 am

I dangle you at the top of an active volcano.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:57 am

I push you in. (And catch Augie Doggie)

Post by **Render** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:48 am

I persuade you to do some extreme sports.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:16 pm

I shrink you so you can ALSO participate in those extreme sports XD

Saturn381 wrote:I use a power pellet to turn you blue and have Pac-Man eat you.

I'm technically already blue... if ya know what I mean

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 12:36 am

I throw you in front of a speeding bus.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:08 am

I pour hot coffee on your lap.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:10 am

I will lap it up.

I pour molten toffee on your eyes.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:06 am

I stretch each ov your tails in a different direction untill they rip off, then throw your tail-less body in a car crusher, *CRUNCH*

Post by **Render** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:46 am

I shear off your mane and paint your naked skin green.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:59 am

I glue his mane on your face.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:49 am

I chop you to bits and sprinkle you over a bowl of ice cream

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:31 pm

I trick you into drinking a glass of balsamic vinegar mixed with lemonade by telling you that its cola.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:53 am

I catapult you into a pig and you explode randomly.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:58 am

I mould abritishfox into a larger copy of you and float him up behind you so you can't figure out if you're having a dream when you turn around...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:00 am

I trap your OC in an oversized game of Mousetrap.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:05 am

I make a post in an online fox-hound favourite, forum that you're having a 'nice to meet you' party and I put your address on it.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:08 am

I invite the Crazy cats association along as well.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:18 am

I point out one of them is Joey. I make it so that you are billed for all the drinks consumed by sorry Spaniards in Brazil last night.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:31 am

I make you coach the Enland team and shoulder all the responsibility for their inevitable defeat.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:02 am

I make you the goalkeeper for Gibraltar in their upcoming European Championship match with Germany.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:47 pm

I don't see you when walking by and accidentally steps on you .....oops

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:34 am

I put my ridiculously large soda can down on you.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:57 am

*tips over the soda can, drowning you in a flood of fizzy death*

@_@

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:36 am

*drowns the dragons with him*

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:34 am

my babies!

I already had two casualties with them T_T

I rip your tails apart ^^

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:58 am

I tie you to railway tracks

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:59 am

I run you over with the Locomotive...while stopping in time to save Crux

Post by **Render** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:35 am

I let you fully deflate. In public.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:44 pm

While you have your tongue out I spray it with something that tastes bad

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:21 pm

I throw you on his tongue.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:30 pm

Blech.....*sprays your tongue to while your making faces at me*

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:10 am

*takes away your shades*

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:54 am

*takes away your everything*

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:32 pm

pokes your other eye with a big stick