Attack the above poster

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:59 pm

I shove the rattle in your ear and shake you violently

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:45 pm

I throw a rattlesnake at you. (with corked fangs)

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:30 pm

I throw Indinana Jones at you before you do.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:36 pm

I throw a big pointy rock at you

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:38 pm

I catch it, make it into an arrowhead, put in on an arrow, and Fire it back at your throat
DIRECT HIT! SPAWTZI LOOSES 93% HEALTH!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:41 pm

I lassoo your feet and tie the rope to a tractor on the move.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:45 pm

I shove your head into a live cherry bomb and light it,

BOOM!

Bye Bye Kilo!

*Nom!*
*gulp*
Not quite as good without the head and top half of the body...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:48 pm

Ah, you found my decoy, yes? Made out of things you're slightly allergic to?

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:14 pm

So, nothing?

and no, now that I think about it it looked like your father, Oh there's the decoy, back there...

>:D

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:15 pm

*Fires a fork at you, prongs out*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:20 pm

I turn your phones vibrate and volume up to maximum possible settings and make you eat it, then call the number.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:22 pm

I shock you with a broken tazer
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....
Hmmm, it won't stop
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....
Oh well!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Post by **Render** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:56 pm

I throw you at him to stop the shocking.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:49 pm

I pour hot coffee on you and while you're distractedly getting it off, I push you into a Volcano!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:01 pm

I tie you up on the nose of a bullet train.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:03 pm

I push you in front of that train as it is about to go past at full speed

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:36 am

I kick you onto the train, without a ticket...and there is no food for you there.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:41 am

I test to see if you can fly. By trapping your tail in a giant corkscrew, twisting it tight and releasing you over a cavern.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:45 am

I spread my arms out and fly back to you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:48 am

I mouse the anti foxcraft gun and shoot you down in flames.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:50 am

Luckaly I stop flying so I drop like a stone onto your head.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:53 am

Wow, these hard hats are wonderful. I feel nothing and it's like a vicious punch to your gut. Wahey!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:55 am

I puke up some acidic food onto your face and laugh as it melt, then screams as I see the skull show.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:27 am

I haunt your dreams, even though I'm OK.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:31 am

I smash your face with a hammer to remove any skull related thoughts.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:34 am

I punch through your chest, because you couldn't stomach it.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:04 am

My body reforms itself around your fist, and cuts off the oxygen. You can never kill a fox, you should know that.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:59 am

The same applies to you. I give you a very uncomfortable bear hug and drool on your head forever.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:33 pm

As the train I'm on comes bay around at full speed I Lean out and punch you as hard as I can, sending you flying 560 yards directly into a dumpster
SCORE!!!!!!!!!

aBritishfox wrote:I kick you onto the train, without a ticket...and there is no food for you there.

I grab you and tug you along with me, as quoting The Bug from MIB:

The Bug wrote:It's a long trip; I'm gonna need a snack

aBritishfox wrote:I spread my arms out and fly back to you.

^^just to let you know ABF the person who did that apparently Ripped/stolen off Cyannide and Happiness, it's a webcomic and that is one of it's strips (minus all the graininess/cropping), if ya tell me where you got It (please) i can report it to Rob (the artist/owner of C&H) and he can deal with it.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:07 pm

I shove the link down your throat.
http://piq.codeus.net/picture/93259/fighter_plane_comic

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:12 pm

aBritishfox wrote:I shove the link down your throat.
http://piq.codeus.net/picture/93259/fighter_plane_comic

Thanks dude, but this in no laughing matter, i HATE it with a passion when people steal art.

I Crack you over the head with a baseball bat

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:13 pm

I grab a sword and stab you in the forehead.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:14 pm

I poke your eye out with a toothpick

Post by **Render** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:56 pm

I nail your ears to the next door.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:04 pm

I tickle you because you're sooooo cute!

Post by **Render** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:11 pm

I'm rolling on the floor, laughing... rolling over you.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:26 pm

I punch you in the face.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:26 pm

I poke you in the eyes.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:47 pm

I stick lit Impervious matches (waterproof, etc) in your ears
Mine too?
Yup

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:06 am

I dump a bowl of cheerios on your head
And then stab you with the spoon