Attack the above poster

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:23 am

I pour 1 gallon of diet cola down your gullet, add mentos, and shake you vigorously

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:37 am

I burst and vomit all over your face and mane.

Post by **Render** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:39 am

I rub your belly and when you don't watch, I place some fleas in your belly button.

RatHead wrote:I pour 1 gallon of diet cola down your gullet, add mentos, and shake you vigorously

Please don't do that. Diet Coke is tasting terrible.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:51 am

Render wrote:I rub your belly and when you don't watch, I place some fleas in your belly button.

RatHead wrote:I pour 1 gallon of diet cola down your gullet, add mentos, and shake you vigorously
Please don't do that. Diet Coke is tasting terrible.

What? are you banning me from doing that?

I shower you with so many questions your head bursts

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:58 am

I fire Stephen Fry at you to answer some questions in his smug way that makes your head explode.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:32 pm

Meh, I've hrard worse *both his and your heads explode instead*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:28 pm

I punch you in the stomach.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:29 pm

I have Spherical speakers implanted in your head and diaphragm, then wirelessly blast Metal and rock music through them at full volume and in all directions, scrambling and destroying your insides, your breathing, and dis-forming your brain, until the pressures created cause your chest to explode outwards, and what's left of your brain to leak out through your nose and mouth, and down your gullet into where your chest cavity and organs used to be, but there is now nothing but tattered flesh, muscle, fur, etc.

Nothing personal, just tryin new things

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:53 pm

I viciously stab you with a plastic fork

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:01 pm

I send hoards of Link at you wearing the Blast mask. They also have Nayru's love and lots of hearts containers, so it's going to be a real Blast!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:10 pm

I just shove you into a Pokeball and throw you at Ash Ketchum time after time.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:35 pm

I send a Charizard after you! Use Flamethrower HAHAHA

Post by **Render** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:39 pm

I pour hot wax over you.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:43 pm

I beat you to death with a spoon

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:59 pm

I stab you with my kunai.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:42 pm

I blast you with a party cannon!

Post by **Render** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:14 pm

I place you on top of a high pole.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:16 pm

I fall off said pole and use it to whack you on the head.

Post by **Render** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:21 pm

Your leg is tied to the top, you cannot fall deep enough to hit me.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:24 pm

I untie my leg, and fall on your head!

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:44 pm

I blow my vuvuzela at your ear

Post by **Render** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:58 am

I pour superglue in your vuvuzela.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:13 am

I stick your tongue to the inside of the vuvuzela.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:57 am

I place you inside the vuvuzela and play a very bad song...underwater.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:07 am

I wear your dragons skin and then set you on fire.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:14 pm

I rip off your tails and hang them on my wall.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:18 pm

*gasp* theres something on your face!
*punches*
IT WAS PAIN!!

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:34 pm

I hit your face with a vuvuzela

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:05 am

U turn the vuvusela inside out... IN MY STOMACH!
I then puke it bake up on you

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:36 am

Seeing you love to eat, I force feed you untill you explode. Cream pies everywhere

Post by **Render** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:53 am

The shock wave of the explosion smashes you against the wall.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:40 am

The wall topples over you and buries you alive.

Post by **Render** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:06 am

I kick you so hard that you fly to the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:24 am

I use a teleport device to teleport you under Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:28 am

I put you in a box and ship you to Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:29 am

I make you pay for first class postage and an insulated compartment.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:30 am

I forge a mountain atop your shoulders.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:55 am

I stick a hose over your muzzle and make you drink Lake Windermere.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:27 pm

I pick you up and put you inside a child's rattle.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:04 pm

I throw the rattle at you.