Corrupt a Wish

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:01 am

Granted, they make a IPhone 6 that does the same thing as every other. Renders all previous versions and al the apps useless so you have to buy the new one. Apple have poor business ethics.
I wish I had every GameCube game in existence.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:05 am

Granted. You're buried under a 50 mile high pile of gamecubes.

I wish for some hand sanitiser.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:08 am

Granted, it thinks you are dirty and dissolves you.
I wish I could travel more.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:11 am

Granted. You could. That is, to say, you have the physical ability and financial means to do so, however your boss wont let you.

I wish everything I say will be taken literally.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:14 am

Granted, but I don't work, ergo nobody bosses me about, and nobody takes you seriously as it is

I didn't even need to corrupt that as we are just humoring you.

I wish more people were active to make jokes.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:17 am

Granted. Everyone gets up and starts running around their houses and down the streets so there's no one online. But at least they're all active.

I wish I owned a rainforest complete with river and waterfall.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:19 am

Granted, and here I am. A chainsaw in each paw and tail.
I wish I could see the expression on your face as I chop down your forest/jungle.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:22 am

Granted, you get a photograph of Hlaoroo's face at that very moment. Too bad You've cut it in pieces immideately.

I wish to restore the forest that was just chopped down by that vile machinery

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:35 am

Granted, I restore it with my aura. It is now mine and it ensnares you.

I wish I could breath fire.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:42 am

Granted, messire! You can breathe fire, but it's so powerful, the whole universe will be destroyed in one breathe, including you.

I wish I could break free from being ensnared

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:01 am

Granted, but the forest grows legs to keep up.
I wish that were true.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:25 am

Granted. But it catches and ensnares you too.

I wish to live in a much more benign forest.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:31 am

granted , the forest itself is , the creatures in it ? not so much
I wish for an easy to use machine that turn old things to new ones

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:34 am

Granted, oh look it's me again, in alllll my horrible glory.

I taint your forest and make it a jungle.
And granted Serence, it renews you. You are now a baby.
I wish I could air run.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:41 am

Granted. Have fun trying to get back on the ground again though.

I wish for a 24 carat diamond.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:35 am

Granted. You get 24 carrot diamonds. They are blood diamonds with little value and a lot of ethical quandary surrounding them. The African government are hunting you now too.

I wish more people would hunt down Hlaoroo.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:41 am

Granted. The next few users will join the hunt. I corrupt you want to corrupt this wish by not corrupting the main wish but corrupt the wish to corrupt this wish.

I wish for more cheese in pizzas served around the world!

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:49 am

Granted. This leads to a cheese shortage so cheese now has to be carefully rationed with each pizza being allowed a maximum of 3 grams of cheese. And everyone knows its your fault for making that wish. You'd better find a good hiding spot.

I wish for more people to help fight the carnivorous oppression.

Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:11 pm

granted: Omnivores start protesting the carnivore's monopoly of rabbit meat

I wish for ice cream

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:26 pm

Granted. 2 megaton of chocolate mint icecream is dumped into your home.

I wish for a ticket that gives me unlimited free flights anywhere.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:56 pm

Granted: You can get on the plane for free, but you must then pay for the fuel.

I wish my avatar would flip the right way.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:57 pm

granted , but now you will see the rest of the page upside down
I wish I noticed Jeff's avatar being up side down earlier

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:47 pm

Granted: It's no longer upside down.
*Whistles innocently*

I wish for a solid gold ring.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:22 pm

granted, but then its half silver

I wish for a piece of pizza

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:33 pm

granted , you're being attacked by flying pizzas from "cloudy with a chance of meatball"
I wish I can sleep (insomnia , 2 days Y_Y)

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:36 pm

granted, for two days.

I wish I wish I was a fish

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:05 pm

Granted you suffocate on land.

I wish I had my neighbor's Dauchshund.

hyperfox · Post by **hyperfox** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:07 pm

granted, It's shedding everywhere

I wish I owned a Corgi

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:25 pm

Granted, you get King, who then drags you into his life.

I wish I had an aquarium.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:07 am

Granted. But it's filled with tarantulas!

*shudders*

I wish for another glass of juice.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:54 am

Granted. It doesn't have any sleeping pills in it.

I wish for a more comfortable seat.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:06 am

Granted. Now it's so comfortable that you fall asleep whenever you sit in it.

I wish for an antidote to the sleeping pills. And I need it noowwww. *snores*

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:12 am

Granted. The antidote contains a strong muscle relaxant.

I wish for a jetpack.

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:10 am

Granted. Have fun finding the high grade plutonium to fuel its reactor though.

I wish for an antidote to the muscle relaxant before I get put in a pot again.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:47 am

Granted. The muscle relaxant antidote is inside the pot.

I wish for a tub of popcorn for everyone!

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:39 am

Granted. But the popcorn still needs popping.

I wish to be able to get the antidote without being shut in the pot.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:41 am

Granted, but as soon as you get out of the pot you find out that it's covered by a huge glass jar.

I wish it wasn't me who was responsible for that

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:45 am

Granted it was me and your an accomplice!

I wish the answer the question with a question game was still getting replies, suddenly everyone dropped it.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:56 am

granted , it will still getting replies , just not that often , about.....once in a century ?

I wish I have a much better pc and internet connection , for gaming at least

Website · Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:22 am

Granted. Too bad your power is out. Permanently.

I wish for a glass cutter so I can escape from this jar before the oxygen runs out.