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That reminds me of the untimely demise of Harry Potter's alcoholic friend, Rum Whisky.
By the way, I am quite passion-ate for love and cooking stories.
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Silly Zealot wrote:That reminds me of the untimely demise of Harry Potter's alcoholic friend, Rum Whisky.
By the way, I am quite passion-ate for love and cooking stories.
okay, I donut want to get back to food puns. I want to leave those in the pasta.
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Watt's the problem with them?
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Nothing, they're just a pizza work to do well.

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I find that ham to believe.
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I would like to honey my skills on making s-puns.
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soupersalad anyone?
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Wanna taco 'bout it?
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No because it's Nacho problem.
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Fine-ally! Sum mold pans!
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Icy what your all doing with these puns. There's snow way I can't lose with sun of these, weather or not you like them is a completely different matter.
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Hail, everyone. I'm here to chill. Hopefully I'll be added to the punner froster, and not just given the cold shoulder.
Lifio13 wrote:Icy what your all doing with these puns. There's snow way I can't lose with sun of these, weather or not you like them is a completely different matter.
So... Cold puns? That's cool. I think yours are rather ice. Oh, and weather ones? Those cold be arainged. I just hope we don't branch into warmth ones. Things might get heated then. Or the thread might freeze.
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Woah, chill with the punflood or you'll be too burnt up to dish them out later. :P
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Nay, That's not puny! Stop horsing around with food jokes, you wont findus making them nor complaining about Tescos burgers costing a pony, partially because they are part of a stable diet! :lol:
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Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Nay, That's not puny! Stop horsing around with food jokes, you wont findus making them nor complaining about Tescos burgers costing a pony, partially because they are part of a stable diet! :lol:
Stop being a neighsayer. I get your mane point, though.
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I'm to tell you the story of Atila:
He was a great warlord from Mongolia who, despite his clear dominance and prowess in battle, still had to suffer the questioning of his might:

-"No one can attack Europe, and defy the power of her empires!"- Many of his colleagues said.
But Atila always answered their fear with determination. -"Yes, I Khan!"- He used to utter.

And he Khould. He terrorized many cities and populations, with little resistance on his path.
However, there was a setback that neither he, nor any othe man in history, was capable of forseeing or overcoming: His wives.

All the time, during his many military campaigns and conquests, they tried to catch his ttention with sweet phrases the kinds of : "Come on, Atty boy, stop burning that house and come eat dinner." "Please, my barbaric honey bunny, stop torturing those guys and come to sleep, it's getting late!" "Oh, Mighty Conqueror King, why don't you conquer your bad habit of throwing your plate armor and crown on the floor, hmmm?" "Deary, either you stop splashing your clothes with blood, or you help me wash them!" The list goes on.

His soldiers and friends, as well as his enemies, teased him about this, and so he came to be known forever more as "Atila the Hon."
20th century fox? Given that this is the year 2019, that fox must be dead by now. Sadface! : (

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Speaking of the Huns, what were their ballistas, onagers, catapults and such called?

Attilary.

(Okay, so the Huns weren't exactly big fans of that sort of stuff. But who said weapuns had to be accurate?)
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Your history lessons are like a terminal disease, not a-cure-ate at all!
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Okay, but isn't it more important that they're huninformative?
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I didn't quite hunderstand that one, is it informative or huninformative?
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I hunderstand why it might be hunclear. Huninformative.
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I swear there are HUNdreds of these jokes going around, anymore and Im Gunther kill someone... I really KHANt take it anymore.
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Kitsune over there is going to HUNt us down one by one!
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Think it's time to branch out. It's hunlikely that we can stick to these exact puns, and I see Ellac of diverse puns. We'd probably be Bleda off not saddled with that restriction.
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Not a pun but a poem for Karishad that I have popped on a poetry thread but, as his friends/challengers seem to be here...

I only look cool,
I always look rad
I gotta play the fool
'cause I'm Karishad!

Can't find no tux;
gotta get one fast
but I'm outta lux,
the last one is past

Gotta think quick,
take it to the pad.
Gonna be slick,
'cause I'm Karishad!

Got a tin of paint
and daub it on
I'm gonna look quaint.
It's brain over brawn!

My brain is fast
my humor is no fad,
my way is gonna last
'CAUSE I'M KARISHAD
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I think that fox-fellow's name has to do with chairs and eating, because it sounds sat-anic tummy!
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Are there any good Fish Puns?

Mullet over and let minnow would you? So I can be put in my plaice.
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Oh carp, sea-critter jokes. I was being koi earlier but something fishy is going on here, I was just too preoccupied with dropping the bass to actually notice it.
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Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Oh carp, sea-critter jokes. I was being koi earlier but something fishy is going on here, I was just too pre-octopied with dropping the bass to actually notice it.
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I tried running in front of a car but I got tired, so then I started running behind it and got exhausted.
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Who mew that was going to happen?
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It was Unown to everyone.
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I wonder what this entei-als?
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These puns are Onix-eptable.
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