THE OFFICIAL "HI MY NAME IS..."

Forycles · Post by **Forycles** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:52 am

Welcome, Hon! Sorry, terrible nickname, but now I'll always be using it...

Has anyone noticed that the number of forum members has increased, but the newest member hasn't?

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:06 pm

Forycles wrote:Welcome, Hon! Sorry, terrible nickname, but now I'll always be using it...

Has anyone noticed that the number of forum members has increased, but the newest member hasn't?

That's because You are the newest. But some of us signed up earlier but never sent the ok with rick until later.

Silva · Post by **Silva** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:10 pm

Hi, my name is Michael
Found Housepets from a link from Precocious

Mailing address:
PO Box 430
Greeley,CO
80632
United States

Feel free to send me money

Forycles · Post by **Forycles** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:11 pm

Don't you have to provide a service to solicit money over the internet?

Unsilenced · Post by **Unsilenced** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:28 pm

Forycles wrote:Don't you have to provide a service to solicit money over the internet?

No.

On the other hand, if you are going to annoy people by soliciting money, it is best not to let them know how to send you...

other things.

Don't open the small brown box without a return address... at least not while I'm in the room. >=D

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:21 pm

honorablethief wrote:...Haelfonz Tapetum.

Call me HT or I'll kill you. :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/honorablethief/

Not a whole lot else, just a raccoon fan of the comic. :3

I'd call you HT anyway, because I can not pronounce that!

Welcome to the forums!

Also welcome to Silva. Although, I would probably suggest to anyone that uses the same post office steer clear for a while.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:59 pm

honorablethief wrote:...Haelfonz Tapetum.

Call me HT or I'll kill you. :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/honorablethief/

Not a whole lot else, just a raccoon fan of the comic. :3

I know that I want to call you Hale or Tape but I also know I'm not suicidal <3

I swear I've heard of you from somewhere anyway but i couldn't tell you where if I tried. Either way, welcome. U:

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:51 am

Hey everyone, my name is Travis, but online (and with friends in real life) I go by Toasty. I found Housepets through Precocious and got hooked, then I checked out the forums a week or so later, and got psyched by the RP going on, and had to sign up. I'm sure you'll all learn more about me over time, so I guess that's it for this post. If I missed anything you want to know (nothing excessively creepy please) then feel free to ask, I usually have no real problem with answering questions about myself to people.

Oh and a side note: I'm impartial a majority of the time. It's my thing.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:59 am

Well hi Toasty welcome to housepets!
It gets kinda crazy around here, but that's alright because that is why you are here anyway right?
So sit back and relax till everyone logs on and greets you.

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:04 am

Awesome. Sitting back and relaxing- I can dig it

And you would be correct, I do enjoy being crazy and craziness itself (it's my preferred activity when bored)

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:35 am

Sir, welcome to hel-... er... the forums. None of us are Vampires if that's what you're... wondering....
Pardon me i must go since the moon is up.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:14 pm

Hi, you already know me and my name and this forum.
THEREFORE ANY INTRODUCTION I CAN MAKE IS POINTLESS YAY
Just
Get used to it.
U:
somehow.

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:21 pm

Oh yeah I know you, you're that Ebly person! We had that chat about accents, and barbecues, and plans for world domination(Good plan by the way)! Oh man, good times. Good times indeed. I remember it like it was yesterday. Ah the memories we'll all be able to reminisce over, real or not (there will be a lot of memories that I will make up, then accuse you all of having selective amnesia, be prepared).

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:30 pm

Um, I think that was yesterday, or the day before yesterday. You and your time misinterpretation. Oh yeah, and I already welcomed you too.

Welcome again anyway.

And what would a Californian accent sound like? I wouldn't know.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:30 pm

ToastyJester wrote:Oh yeah I know you, you're that Ebly person! We had that chat about accents, and barbecues, and plans for world domination(Good plan by the way)! Oh man, good times. Good times indeed. I remember it like it was yesterday. Ah the memories we'll all be able to reminisce over, real or not (there will be a lot of memories that I will make up, then accuse you all of having selective amnesia, be prepared).

I DO NOT KNOW YOU
(anymore)

seriously we do not talk about the plans and if you do then trust me you will not remember them for very long

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:47 pm

I have no idea what a Californian accent would be either... we must find out though.

Noooooo how could you forget Toasty! Remember when we got pulled over by the cops 34 years ago and we had to sneak away using a lantern, a rubber band and a loaf of white bread? How could anyone forget a night that crazy! I mean we ended up in a small village somewhere in China! You sure you don't remember me?
Don't worry, from now on I'll keep them on the hush hush. They won't know what hit them.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:06 pm

Oh, com'on, is that the best one you remember? What about the time all three of us snuck onto a nuclear submarine using only a 2 Gig flash drive, a banana, and a ruler?
I want in on these plans. You will tell me these plans. Right?

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:19 pm

Buckdida wrote:Oh, com'on, is that the best one you remember? What about the time all three of us snuck onto a nuclear submarine using only a 2 Gig flash drive, a banana, and a ruler?
I want in on these plans. You will tell me these plans. Right?

Ha! Yes that was one wacky adventure! Remember that guy who was all like "Ahhhh they're on the sub!". I can't believe that all started with a man mistaking me for his long lost cousin who was meant to inherit the family's riches. I didn't even look like him! Ah, and we still managed to keep that turtle!

Sorry I can't inform of the plan... The Overlord Ebly would be displeased. Ebly is in charge of... the plan. I can't say any more.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:49 am

ToastyJester wrote:I have no idea what a Californian accent would be either... we must find out though.

Noooooo how could you forget Toasty! Remember when we got pulled over by the cops 34 years ago and we had to sneak away using a lantern, a rubber band and a loaf of white bread? How could anyone forget a night that crazy! I mean we ended up in a small village somewhere in China! You sure you don't remember me?
Don't worry, from now on I'll keep them on the hush hush. They won't know what hit them.

. 3.
Hmmmm, I seem to vaguely remember this guy with me who caught the chinese flu...
Oh, but that could have been anyone. You should know that I routinely have escapades within China involving lanterns and rubber bands. However, you mentioned a certain loaf of bread. Now I just want to say right now, if we did not have the remainder of that loaf of bread, we wouldn't have been mobbed by the pelicans while kayaking across the ocean on a makeshift boat of orphan monkey children. I kind of blame you for that one. But yes, I will admit that I remember you. It was your idea to make the orphan monkey child kayak after all, and who could forget someone like that? Besides, without that we would have been stuck in Liyuwei Haishuiyuchang for months to come.

By the way, that's a real Chinese town and is a pivotal strategic point in the plan. So remember it very well. I feel that such knowledge of the town is not important enough to be confidential, but do keep it in mind.

And, um, I have to admit
I lost the turtle while visiting the Democratic Republic of the Congo the other weekend
You're not too upset, right? I mean, they only told me while I was in the ordinary Republic of the Congo after all...
And as far as the nuke-sub goes, I kind of had to get my stomach pumped after I ate some of the depleted plutonium, so that wasn't really a good experience for me. Maybe we can talk about something else, like how we were called 'El TrÃo Del Pollo Diablo' in Chile for a while. Do you remember all the free frijoles refritos?

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:54 am

ToastyJester wrote:The Overlord Ebly

Awww, you flatter.

...You'd BETTER keep it up.

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:25 am

Ebly wrote: By the way, that's a real Chinese town and is a pivotal strategic point in the plan. So remember it very well. I feel that such knowledge of the town is not important enough to be confidential, but do keep it in mind.

And, um, I have to admit
I lost the turtle while visiting the Democratic Republic of the Congo the other weekend
You're not too upset, right? I mean, they only told me while I was in the ordinary Republic of the Congo after all...
And as far as the nuke-sub goes, I kind of had to get my stomach pumped after I ate some of the depleted plutonium, so that wasn't really a good experience for me. Maybe we can talk about something else, like how we were called 'El TrÃo Del Pollo Diablo' in Chile for a while. Do you remember all the free frijoles refritos?

Awww, you flatter.

...You'd BETTER keep it up.

Don't worry I'll start taking notes in a locked folder inside a locked folder inside another locked folder all with different passwords

I'll get over the turtle. He was going to interfere with a plan to inherit millions from a nearby family anyways....
Ahhh yes El TrÃo Del Pollo Diablo, that will always be with me. Yes I remember all those frijoles refritos. I also remember a pair of citizens giving us drugged frijoles, and me waking up with an experimental synthetic kidney as a replacement for my real one. Not that I'm complaining, it's just sometimes... I hear it plotting my downfall.

All hail the Overlord Ebly, Destroyer of the Cave Gnomes, Bringer of Fire to the Rebel's Forests, All Powerful Ruler!

Do I get the cookie now?

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:36 am

ToastyJester wrote:
Ebly wrote: By the way, that's a real Chinese town and is a pivotal strategic point in the plan. So remember it very well. I feel that such knowledge of the town is not important enough to be confidential, but do keep it in mind.

And, um, I have to admit
I lost the turtle while visiting the Democratic Republic of the Congo the other weekend
You're not too upset, right? I mean, they only told me while I was in the ordinary Republic of the Congo after all...
And as far as the nuke-sub goes, I kind of had to get my stomach pumped after I ate some of the depleted plutonium, so that wasn't really a good experience for me. Maybe we can talk about something else, like how we were called 'El TrÃo Del Pollo Diablo' in Chile for a while. Do you remember all the free frijoles refritos?

Awww, you flatter.

...You'd BETTER keep it up.
Don't worry I'll start taking notes in a locked folder inside a locked folder inside another locked folder all with different passwords

I'll get over the turtle. He was going to interfere with a plan to inherit millions from a nearby family anyways....
Ahhh yes El TrÃo Del Pollo Diablo, that will always be with me. Yes I remember all those frijoles refritos. I also remember a pair of citizens giving us drugged frijoles, and me waking up with an experimental synthetic kidney as a replacement for my real one. Not that I'm complaining, it's just sometimes... I hear it plotting my downfall.

All hail the Overlord Ebly, Destroyer of the Cave Gnomes, Bringer of Fire to the Rebel's Forests, All Powerful Ruler!

Do I get the cookie now?

We will have to replace that kidney sometime.

...and as far as the cookie goes, yes . 3.
/cookiegift

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:35 am

Ebly wrote: We will have to replace that kidney sometime.

...and as far as the cookie goes, yes . 3.
/cookiegift

Thank god I was starving myself all day to save room for the cookie. Now to show it off to family and friends then eat it right in front of them. That'll show em.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:58 pm

Okay I'm tired now.
I kind of feel like some toast.
/chews on

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:21 pm

I was in the middle of watching a movie when I felt a tingly feeling on my arm. Then a familiar pain showed up that I'd only experience before when I was told I was being eaten.

I knew something was wrong, so I checked all forums I've ever been on as well as asked any of my friends if they were imagining eating me. Now I know, but I don't think I can do anything to stop my being eaten. Nothing's worked in the past...

So go ahead and enjoy the toastasticness of toast, but don't put ketchup on me, that will only make the process more painful.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:37 pm

ToastyJester wrote:I was in the middle of watching a movie when I felt a tingly feeling on my arm. Then a familiar pain showed up that I'd only experience before when I was told I was being eaten.

I knew something was wrong, so I checked all forums I've ever been on as well as asked any of my friends if they were imagining eating me. Now I know, but I don't think I can do anything to stop my being eaten. Nothing's worked in the past...

So go ahead and enjoy the toastasticness of toast, but don't put ketchup on me, that will only make the process more painful.

As soon as you mentioned it, I realised that I do in fact have Canadian blood in me.

...So who has the Heinz?

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:51 pm

Ebly wrote: As soon as you mentioned it, I realised that I do in fact have Canadian blood in me.

...So who has the Heinz?

Oh dear god.

ToastyJester sets up a Toast clone whose soul purpose was to be eaten.

Here! Take this one! He can't feel! The scientists said I was insane to fund the research, but in situations like this, I laugh at them. I LAUGH AT THEM ALL.

They went missing soon after completion of the cloning experiment. But we saved their notes if you may need them in your future domination over the world.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:53 pm

ToastyJester wrote:
Ebly wrote: As soon as you mentioned it, I realised that I do in fact have Canadian blood in me.

...So who has the Heinz?
Oh dear god.

ToastyJester sets up a Toast clone whose soul purpose was to be eaten.

Here! Take this one! He can't feel! The scientists said I was insane to fund the research, but in situations like this, I laugh at them. I LAUGH AT THEM ALL.

They went missing soon after completion of the cloning experiment. But we saved their notes if you may need them in your future domination over the world.

It's okay
I decided on macaroni and cheese instead.
Macaroni and cheese ON TOAST
actually i think i'll try that
U:
well done ebly.

I think I would like that actually, yes. Please feel free to send them using the super-secret untraceable method I taught you the other saturday.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:57 pm

This was very funny at first.

Then it was weird and very funny.

Then it was weird and funny.

Then it was weird and bordering on being tired.

Now it's bordering on the edge of being very tired, funny, weird, and creepy.

I'm not sure how that happened.

I DON"T KNOW WHAT I"M WHISPERING ABOUT

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:00 pm

Well originally I was hungry, then I was hungrier, then I was hungrier, and now I'm actually going to go eat.
That's pretty much how it went on this end.

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:02 pm

Ebly wrote: It's okay
I decided on macaroni and cheese instead.
Macaroni and cheese ON TOAST
actually i think i'll try that
U:
well done ebly.

I think I would like that actually, yes. Please feel free to send them using the super-secret untraceable method I taught you the other saturday.

Well done indeed. When the cafeteria people of our school decide to give us Mac & Cheese they give us Texas Toast along with it. The placing of the Macaronis on the toast truly multiplies it's awesome factor by at least six times.

Notes sent. I also included the estimated costs, chance of success in cloning, and how strong the clones seem to be in comparison to their originals. These were not included in the final notes, but I felt them to be necessary in the end.

Also:
Yeah everything leads to somebody being eaten, after that, things go from Creepy to: The Best Amusement Park Ride Ever

You're whispering because it's fun, and the coolest way to speak. Especially in dramatic situations, this one isn't fully dramatic, but still, it's somewhat dramatic.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:05 pm

Hold on guiz sirriusly don't have too much fun while i'm gone
:'c

seriously though i'm going to eat.
i like how the three of us are online at the same time
rare occurrence

edit: well, were. BUCK WHERE DID YOU GO

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:21 pm

Since school ended I've made it customary to spend the last two hours of my nights (10 PM-Midnight) watching movies on my TV, listening to music, and checking forums to help me tire my eyes out to make getting to sleep easier. It normally doesn't involve as much posting until I discovered this comic and joined the forums (most people on the forums I go to normally don't post this late my time)

It's not like I have anything else to do, or anywhere to go this late. Although my brother has suggested egging a house from his truck...
That would be fun, but I'm afraid he'd slam down on the brakes as soon as I stood up just to slam me into the back window.

Why do that when I could sit back in my chair, post on forums with people who enjoy taking part in the destruction of reality, level up my soldiers in Disgaea, then when I'm done just fall onto my bed and sleep. That's a nice ending to a day in my toasty opinion.

On a side note: Mmmm oreos.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:38 pm

Well~~
Time for me to go back to the other house
which is like a two hour drive
man i get like no time to do anything do i
hahahahahaha oh what a lie
okay i'll reply more in a few hours U:

Missingo · Post by **Missingo** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:49 pm

My name is Matthew. I am a high school student and musician. I am also an amateur composer and author, but I am very critical of my own works so I do not share much. I am usually very quiet and tend to prefer solitude over being in a large group, but am trying to be more outgoing.

I love music (excluding country and rap), gaming (rhythm games & RPGs, mostly), and (Orange Things).

Housepets! is the only web comic that I am reading... I especially love Rick's art style and the characters.

btw, this is my first post on a forum. Like, ever. I hope it wasn't too dry...

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:02 pm

Hi welcome to the forums. I'm Toasty and I'm kind of new here myself so you'll have to wait for one of these higher up, more well knowns to give you a more impacting, and meaningful welcome.

You sound a lot like a friend of mine, he loves making music too and despises country (I'm not really interested in it myself, but there are a few songs that I can stand), so hopefully we can get along swimmingly.

So yeah welcome to forums altogether as well. You are my new friend and we will go on many forum adventures together. Adventures that lead to fame, fortune, and power. Hope you enjoy your time here!

Also, just so you know, Ebly is the Overlord. You might need to know that... He can throw a mean shoe.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:29 pm

Why, hullo. It's a new forum member!

...Ebly is certainly better at this...

Yeah, yeah, welcome! Kick back, have fun, and enjoy and join in on our shenanigans...

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:53 am

ToastyJester wrote:She can throw a mean shoe.

ToastyJester wrote:She can throw a mean shoe

ToastyJester wrote:She can throw

ToastyJester wrote:She

WHAT

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:55 am

so anyway missingo man, i herd u luv (Orange Things)

MAN I WISH SOMEONE WOULD UPLOAD A VIDEO TO THAT SONG THAT'S NOT STUPID
anyway
I Love (Orange Things) too, man.

ToastyJester · Post by **ToastyJester** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:40 am

Ebly wrote:
WHAT

Sorry wrote at near midnight after getting 6 hours of sleep the night before. Hard to think clearly that late.

Fix'd oh mighty Overlord!

Don't throw the shoe! Please no!