Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

Zukio · Post by **Zukio** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:08 am

Banned for IRS agents coming after you.
Banned because I came here to be banned, yet somehow I am still not banned!

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:09 am

Banned for sending them!

Zukio · Post by **Zukio** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:10 am

Banned for not running when you had the chance.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:12 am

Banned for thinking I have no time to escape.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:13 am

Banned for attempting to flee instead of standing your ground.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:14 am

Everyone is banned for not noticing that I really did leave.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:08 pm

Banned for actually leaving.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:10 pm

Banned because I had to leave so I could fall asleep and get up today to do something that I can't say because of the "No talking about religion" rule.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:14 pm

I was gone this morning for the same reason. So you're banned for not being the only one.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:21 pm

You are banned because you are probably wrong for reasons that I will PM you so I don't get in trouble.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:23 pm

Uh, okay. Banned for having a reason to pm me.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:25 pm

OK! That is not fair!

Banned for banning me for unfair reasons!

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:35 pm

Banned for thinking that I'm an unfair person.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:38 pm

Banned for making think that you are unfair.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:42 pm

Banned for thinking that I made you think that I was unfair.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:44 pm

JeffCvt wrote:Banned for making think that you are unfair.

Banned for not telling me I forgot to put a me between making and think

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:53 pm

Banned for not proof reading your posts.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:55 pm

I ban you for some reason based on what you just said that I have yet to come up with.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:01 pm

Banned for not having a reason to ban me yet.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:03 pm

Banned because you baned me because I banned you for a reason I had yet to come up with.

Wait, what?

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:14 pm

Banned for getting confused.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:17 pm

Banned for it being some of your fault that I was confused?

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:23 pm

Banned for making me part of the blame for you being confused.

Zukio · Post by **Zukio** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:42 pm

Banned for banning a confused banner. We need chaos here!

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:45 pm

Banned for promoting chaos. I also ban myself because I like chaos.

Zukio · Post by **Zukio** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:48 pm

Banned for reviving the chaos of self banning!

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:51 pm

Banned for not banning yourself.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:56 pm

banned for promoting self banning

sean21 · Post by **sean21** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:05 pm

i want to try, JeffCvt is banned for posting too much :3

Zukio · Post by **Zukio** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:07 pm

Banned for not posting enough.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:08 pm

@Sean21
Banned for not realising you can post no matter how much I post.

Zukio · Post by **Zukio** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:09 pm

Banned for skipping my banning.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:13 pm

No reason to ban you, But I do it anyway because you get upset if someone skips you.

Zukio · Post by **Zukio** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:14 pm

Banned for making me sound unbannable.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:16 pm

Banned because you are unbannable.

Wait...

Zukio · Post by **Zukio** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:17 pm

Banned for contradicting yourself!
And for furthering the unbannable thing.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:18 pm

Banned for thinking you're unbannable

Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:19 pm

banned for banning the supposedly unbannable.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:20 pm

Banned for reseting count in Mem vs Mod

Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:21 pm

banned for banning me for playing by the rules of the game.