Given he was at a library though, I don't think we're looking for just any kangaroo...
-puts on sunglasses-
We're looking for one that's erodite.
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
(Someone should have seen that coming)
"Amazing, this poor boy was killed for nothing more than the new Pokemon game; his stomach is completely torn apart."
"Hmm, well it seems to me that the killer..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Just used Slash."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
"We found this alternative metal guitar player dead with his metal spine torn out"
"Well it looks like our killer"
-puts on sunglasses-
"didn't like nickelback"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (i know it's rubbish cooked up in 3 seconds)
I'm a brony now, Bronies are cool - Doctor Whooves =3
The golfer victim has three puncture wounds in his stomach Did you check his back? *gasp* yep...Just as I thought...
*Puts on sunglasses* Fore
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"She was a child, and I was a child, In this Kingdom by the sea. But we loved with a love, that was more than love. I and my Annabelle Lee"
"Anabelle Lee" By Edgar Allan Poe
Will Smith...We know you killed her Why do you assume it was me? Because Will, You left behind...
*Puts on Sunglasses* Fresh Prints
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"She was a child, and I was a child, In this Kingdom by the sea. But we loved with a love, that was more than love. I and my Annabelle Lee"
"Anabelle Lee" By Edgar Allan Poe
"My whole day is not ruined just as long as I can..."
*"drops sunglass's, they shatter
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*small pause
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Who said that?"
This man was found dead in a nature preserve with a broken neck Looks like he went
*puts on sunglasses* Over The Hedge
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peanut has a Facebook!!!
It takes a REAL genius to do something truely stupid!-ME
Wanna play a game with me on steam? PM me
"sir this man was found underwater in a frozen lake, he appears
to have been drowned"
"Well, I guess he was walking..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...on thin ice"
(YEEEHHAAAAAAAA!!????)
-Witness was a customer at a barbers, said the killer tried to assault them with a razor but fled the scene when they spotted a group of people looking in from outside the premises.
-Well, it seems that was...
*puts on sunglasses*
-A close shave.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH!
"The man was a booky for one mob, but an assassin for the
other, you can understand why he's like this now..."
"Well, he should have known...."
*puts on glasses*
"...he had it coming both ways".
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
We found a pale boy dead with a chest wound wearing a Motley Crew tshirt looks like this boy
*puts on sunglasses* Pledged to the Red, White and Crew
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Peanut has a Facebook!!!
It takes a REAL genius to do something truely stupid!-ME
Wanna play a game with me on steam? PM me
Helmetzid wrote:We found a pale boy dead with a chest wound wearing a Motley Crew tshirt looks like this boy
*puts on sunglasses* Pledged to the Red, White and Crew
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
best one so far^
Finds a fat man dead at a buffet
well you could say
*puts on glasses*
he ate himself to death
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
this man was found dead in the mountains covered in snow
'Looks like this snowman'
*puts on sunglasses*
'Lost his old tophat'
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Peanut has a Facebook!!!
It takes a REAL genius to do something truely stupid!-ME
Wanna play a game with me on steam? PM me
This man ran from police with a body in the trunk of the car
Well Frank, it appears that he's taken us....
*puts on sunglasses*
Along for the ride.
YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Officer! A man just robbed me with a knife to my neck! I gave him all of my stuff because he was going to stab me! Well, it seems that you... *puts on sunglasses* ...got the point. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
This man was trampled in the chaos.
Well it appears that he's
*puts on sunglasses*
Feeling run down.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir! that man just jumped off of the diving board and drowned himself! Well... it seems that he... *puts on sunglasses* ...went off the deep end.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
This man was hit by a bus
Well it appears it was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on time.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Help I'm running out of ideas!
1boredcanadian wrote:This man was hit by a bus
Well it appears it was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on time.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Help I'm running out of ideas!
A slightly better variation:
this herb vendor got hit by a bus.
well it appears the bus was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on thyme.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sir, this man committed suicide because he couldn't think
of more Haratio themes
Well, some people have
*puts on glasses*
Too much on their mind
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
The witness said they saw someone fleeing the scene. They were around 6'6 tall and dressed in armour Well that must have been a.. *puts on sunglasses* Long knight
YEEEEEAH!
an old man was killed at the dry cleaners
Well it looks like he's
*puts on sunglasses*
all washed up.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The specs suggest that the killer used a door as their weapon of choice
Well, it seems that this could be...
*puts on sunglasses*
An open and shut case
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
"Horatio, we found out that the puncture wounds were made by nails."
"Well, I guess he got...."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Screwed."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!