The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an ordinary katana, and a CD with the song "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones on it.

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You get a bandit

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you get a rabbit. (cos i forgot what i wanted to write)

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You get the best drink in the world

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you get a faster flow of liquid.

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You get a full whale!

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you get a peanut lover-to be specific me

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You get a.... White Russian?


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You get The end of this game

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You get RE-BOOOOOORN!!! (Please someone get this reference...)
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You get the Yakuza.

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You get caught!

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You Get: "Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail! Do Not Pass 'GO;' Do Not collect $200!"

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You get the mob!

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You Get: "Hey, quit making fun of Jay Leno!"

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you get a dead body.

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You get the soup that ends war! (Hmmm...sooo good, must stop fighting my brother)

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You Get: "I'm working on that! It takes time, buddy, and I want it to come out lookin' great for ya."

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You get: 1337

Inserts: 1338

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You get awe that Ebly posted on this thread again.
*inserts a postman's hat*
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you get a dog chewing on some mail.

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You get: zombies

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you get a shotgun.

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You get stuck on a roof...ready to fight

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You get a Frenchman yelling "Grahbeeng ze Peelz!"
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You get bunny slippers

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You get: Amelia's yo-yo....*hint hint*

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You get pinned down by over a dozen airport security officers because you attempted to board a plane with a bottle of liquid that was one tenths of an ounce over the limit.

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You get a chrismas story Leg lamp.

* inserts 57 chevy *
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You get a 75 Chevy.
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you get many speeding tickets

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You get: Awesome chicken...YUM!

Inserts: One sock.
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You get half a sock -- a dog chewed up the other half.

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You get: sonic grenade

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you get a Sham WoW

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You get Shamu.
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you get a Wii wand

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You get a little chocolate duck, hatched from one of chocolate eggs.

*insterts his new propaganda sig, waiting for somebody to press it*
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You get a picture of Peanut pressing your sig, with Zachary, Tiger, Marvin, and Miles looking on, and the caption "They are all waiting for that...".

*inserts Dylan*
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