The Vending Machine Game!

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:18 am

You get Kaizo Mario World! (Look it up on YouTube if you must.)

*inserts the letter Z*

Post by **Dissension** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:41 am

You Get: "The letter is called 'zed,' not 'zee.' What's wrong with you people?"

Inserts: An Orange.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:18 am

You get: Team Fortress 2, Half Life 2, Half Life 2: Episode 1, Half Life 2: Episode 2 and Portal, all in one nice compact box.

Puts in: a small glass penguin.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:51 am

You Get: Your favorite teacher. (...she loves penguins.)

Inserts: Love!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:19 am

you get the essences of existence.

inserts dead flowers.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:13 pm

You get live flowers for dead people
*inserts a van*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:28 pm

You get Van Halen, singing some song about jumping. (Jumping what? The shark?)

*inserts a $100 bill*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:36 pm

you get arrested for it being counterfeit!

* inserts animal control!*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:51 pm

You get: Retraining.

Inserts: Untraining.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:05 pm

you get fired

*inserts a lovesick guy who will not leave a girl alonecoughmecough*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:10 pm

You get: A possible Jerk?

Inserts: Pizza pie!

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:43 pm

you get Pineapple, ham and black olives as toppings.

* inserts Coffee Icecream *

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:14 pm

You get: Frozen cappuccino.

Inserts: New phone!

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:06 am

You get an iPhone. GO BURN IT BEFORE IT STEALS YOUR SOUL.
*inserts mug of root beer*

Icharus · Post by **Icharus** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:04 am

You get foamy, fizzly joy with a twinge of sweetness not unlike the memories of childhood summers.

*inserts an ironically poetic phychiatrist*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:10 am

you get death.

inserts house.

ndigit · Post by **ndigit** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:12 am

You get cranky, cynical, sarcastic, and sadistic doctor.

Inserts bones

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:56 am

You get Fringe
*inserts Burn Notice*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:40 am

you get a stick-it that says BURN!

inserts a hole pack of stick-it's. (the possibilities are endless!)

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:01 pm

You get: it sticken to ya!

Inserts: Caramelldansen

ArgentFlame · Post by **ArgentFlame** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:06 pm

you get: Numa Numa
Inserts RickRoll

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:27 pm

You get: Rick!

Inserts: spaghetti

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:11 pm

you get tomato sauce.

inserts chocolate and french-fries.

also: i love caramelldansen.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:28 pm

You get: something gross

Inserts: mcdouble

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:50 pm

You get a pile of toxic sludge. Oh, wait.... the machine just spit out the McDouble back at you. My bad.
*inserts a Baconator*

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:55 pm

You get: ACTFuronair

Inserts: An inverse-legged featherball.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:58 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait, wait, let me stop laughing at the reference before I tell you what came out.

......

Ok, I'm good now.

You get a collar that's too big and a book on how to make friends.
*inserts a 20-sided dice*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:02 pm

You get: D&D

Inserts: cleric

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:43 am

You get a Shaman.
*inserts a warhammer*

ndigit · Post by **ndigit** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:12 am

You get Thor Hammer
Inserts Marvel

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:54 am

you get Disney.

inserts a small fat bear who likes honey..

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:43 am

You get a real bear that still likes honey but is more likely to shred your face off for it.
*inserts a fedora*

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:49 am

You were so trying to get me
You get me anyway

Inserts: animal hats

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:52 am

You get: toasty

Inserts: me!

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:54 am

you get you

*inserts a cell phone*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:57 am

You get: hard to post on hp fourms

Inserts: sprint

Hipstar · Post by **Hipstar** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:34 pm

you get poor service
*inserts iphone*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:06 pm

You get: junk

Inserts: andriod

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:24 pm

You get the android's dyslexic cousin.
*Inserts Dylan's lawsuit papers against me for being a jerk*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:34 pm

You get: Lies!

Inserts: Truth!