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Re: Last poster wins.

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I win by procrastinating doing my online Statistics quiz and posting here instead.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.

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Agh, darn it, now i have to bury this game on the second page again... Do you know how long that takes?!
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Buster wrote:Agh, darn it, now i have to bury this game on the second page again... Do you know how long that takes?!
I win by telling you that you don't win.
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I win by being the person that wins.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.

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I win because I'm stubborn! :)
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BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That is all, carry on.
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I win after managing to rise up from the depths of Tartarus!
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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I steal the win and push you back down.
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I drag you down with me, taking the win and punching you in the face.
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i snatch it from you and sprint away
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I steal the win because you replied to every single thread

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i steal it back.
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I steal the win and jump off a cliff with my wingsuit.
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I shoot you down with a cannon and catch the win.
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I tackle you and intercept the win
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I take the win by Sneak Attack!
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i tack-weld your clothing to the ceiling and walk away with the win.
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I bump into you on the street, pickpocketing the win from you and continuing like nothing happened.

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while in the street, i uppercut a truck causing it to land in a way that cuts off your exit, allowing me time to catch up and reclaim what's mine.
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Have fun with what's yours, some pebbles. I'll take the win instead.
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*shrugs*

*steals Render and runs in the other direction*
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I drive over you and Render and grab the flattened win :P
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I push you off a cliff and take the win
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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We both fall off the cliff since I'm holding the win too hard and when we hit the ground, we both flatten.

While you're laying on the on the ground, I, thin as a paper, grab the win and run away with it :P
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I tie strings around your wrists and ankles, fly flattened you up like a kite, and off you go, chum....

Bye-bye...

I win.

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I rebuild tsMKG... a thousand times. and send them all after you.

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One tsMKG: We're gonna share the win between all of us!

Other tsMKG: Though unafortunately there's no portion for Buster...

One tsMKG: What's the matter? We all win, Buster loses!
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Ah Ha !! I stealthily bring up an electric fan and hit the ON switch !!

Yes! All the flattened tsMKG are six!we into the air and I WIN !!

Sort off...stupid fan surge blew all the circuits in my house. Sigh.

Well...anyhow... I STILL WIN.

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I (or we) review your orthography and give you a REALLY bad score so you're not able to win anymore.
By the way, I'll (or we'll) take the WIN.

(Seriously, that post was confusing :roll: )
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oh hello, welcome to testing chamber negative two. this test is only half constructed at the moment so it may not even be solvable. don't worry about the win, i will hold onto it until you're done solving this unsolvable test.
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I complete the construction, ensnaring you all, and I emerge triumphant.

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Though the floor where you were standing was on of the construction's weakest spot so it fell and you with it.
Then the building collapsed and under the building's debris, I throw my head outside to grab the WIN that's barely holding from your hand that is barely poking from under the debris.
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...but as you turn to go, my grasping fingers clutch your ankle in a horrendous death grip, pulling your desperately struggling self inexorably beneath the rubble and, shortly after your terror-stricken face vanishes, I crawl triumphantly from the ruins to bellow to the astonished sky ... I WIN.

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*walks by before you can climb out*
*tosses the win to MKG Clone 311*
here ya go.
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I shuffle away slowly, shoulders sagging, dejected, defeated, so dispirited that the MKG 311 clone ... moved by a mix of pity and disgust hands me the win ... and I run off cackling madly... I WIN!

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I trip you while you're running away, and take the win for myself!
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I fall out of the sky randomly and land on you, knocking the win from your hands. I then take it for myself.
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I ride in on a tsunami wave and, as you are washed away, I wresting the prize from your sinking grasp and I win.

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I dry out the ocean before your wave gets very far and collect the win from your shriveled up form.
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Clutching your pulsating wrist, I pull you under the sand while catapulting myself to the surface and claiming the victory for my grime-besmeared self!

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