The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get back sleeping beauty

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You get Diet Coin :mrgreen:

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You get this guy -/\-

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The Vending Machine falls in 3 parts and drops a lot of money, including everything we inserted since the game started. :P

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You get ultimate and infinate D'ooohs
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You get a guitar pick.

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You get a throne made of teeth.

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You get a beautiful sunset.

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You get Florence

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You get the sunrise.

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You get the devil in disguise

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You get a lot of whiny zombies saying 'brainssss!'

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You get a thumbs up

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You get a haunted plush dragon

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you get a digital alarm clock

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You get yourself

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A simple canned drink comes out, but it has the flavours of all of the items from the inserted vending machine.

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You get an out of order sign

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You get digital information.

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You get ANGRY

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You get a dictionary.

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You get rice ball with wishky poured in by someone who confused it with an ice ball.

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You get an actual fox.

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You get your least favorite fruit, the fruit you hate :twisted:

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You get Karishadafied

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You get... Uh... The Vending Machine doesn't knows how to pay that to you, sorry :cry:

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The universe explodes as all chaos comes to a sudden stop.

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You still get some crude but subtle humor.

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You get a cup of nogurt

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You get standgurt.

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You get a Zombie in return, tax included.

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You get a pooltoy of him.

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You get a badly translated version of Simon and Freddy

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You get a cartoony cube made of everyone who uses the forum. (Man! I'm very tight here!)

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You get disgusting tasting pancakes

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You get some time to talk.

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You don't get anything back because you never inserted anything in the first place :lol:

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You get muted

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You get an old misconfigured television set.

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