The Vending Machine Game!
- TheSilverFox51
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You get a trashed BMW missing its front bumper...
I insert shattered hopes and dreams.
I insert shattered hopes and dreams.
Allons-y
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You get a giddy, blabber-mouth life coach who empties your bank account...
I put in a big sack of yard clippings.
I put in a big sack of yard clippings.
- Buster
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you get a wild deer asking if you have any more salad.
i insert NHWestoN
i insert NHWestoN
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Render
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You get a leash. No idea why...
I insert 10°C of the hot 30+°C we have since weeks.
I insert 10°C of the hot 30+°C we have since weeks.
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That's cause I was unleashed, Render. Really pinched, too...ow!
So you get a midget meteorologist with a voice like Alvin the Chipmunk.
....and into the slot goes a pair of moldy galoshes.
So you get a midget meteorologist with a voice like Alvin the Chipmunk.
....and into the slot goes a pair of moldy galoshes.
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you get stapled to the ceiling.
i insert a hat.
i insert a hat.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get handed your head.
...and in goes a barnacle encrusted wharf piling.
...and in goes a barnacle encrusted wharf piling.
- Legotron123
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Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You got a new avatar! Wow!
Well, in goes an old playbill from the Who Rock Opera "Tommy" and a fifty cent piece I found in my back pocket bandana.
Well, in goes an old playbill from the Who Rock Opera "Tommy" and a fifty cent piece I found in my back pocket bandana.
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You get the song Pinball Wizard.
I insert a barbecue chip.
I insert a barbecue chip.
- Bandit1990
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You get a Digital Grill.
I insert a magic 8-Ball.
I insert a magic 8-Ball.
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- Render
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You get a "Cannot predict now."
I insert a baguette.
I insert a baguette.
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You get twelve dinner rolls and an overpriced tab check.
So, in goes an old tractor seat and a couple of latex handle grips.
So, in goes an old tractor seat and a couple of latex handle grips.
- Buster
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You get 50000L of tapioca pudding. No container it's just kinda oozing out of the machine at an alarming rate.
I insert a massive cork
I insert a massive cork
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get an empty bottle of grape juice (like Pheonix Wright)
I insert a Mr. Saturn
I insert a Mr. Saturn
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you get a Sega Saturn.
I insert a stapler
I insert a stapler
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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A truckload of drywall. Guess the stapler was full.
Okay, in goes a bucket of eels...
Okay, in goes a bucket of eels...
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You get an eel pot pie
I put Mary Poppins' bag in to see what will happen
I put Mary Poppins' bag in to see what will happen
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You get dancing penguins, chimney sweeps, a huge flock of pigeons, and a cartoon Fox with an off-kilter Irish accent.
Alrighty, cabbages. Two hundred dumped into the coin slot.
Alrighty, cabbages. Two hundred dumped into the coin slot.
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you get the cabbage salesman from avatar
I insert a fuzzy pickle
I insert a fuzzy pickle
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You get a baloney sandwich on mittens...
Let's stuff in a dentist's chair.
Let's stuff in a dentist's chair.
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You get a Lollipop
I insert videogame sheet music
I insert videogame sheet music
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You get Pac-Man, Mrs. Pac-Man, Qbert, Cetipede, and Rimsky-Korsykov.
Now we'll try a Boa Constrictor.
Now we'll try a Boa Constrictor.
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You get a person who runs away in fear immediately
I insert a flowchart
I insert a flowchart
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And out comes something we "can all go with"....
So, let's try dropping a block of Granite in.
So, let's try dropping a block of Granite in.
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you get wet cement in a soda can
I (in a fit of morbid curiosity) put myself in the vending machine
I (in a fit of morbid curiosity) put myself in the vending machine
- Buster
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you come out resembling Pueblo
...and promptly get stuffed right back in.
...and promptly get stuffed right back in.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I come out very confused and still resembling Pueblo...but shorter
I insert a boot
I insert a boot
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You get "Das Boot" (Wow, can I have a ride?).
Well, um, something oceanic came out so ….. I put a Dolphin in.
Well, um, something oceanic came out so ….. I put a Dolphin in.
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you get one thousand killer whales and a ticket to ride "Das Boot"
I insert a monopolytm board game
I insert a monopolytm board game
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You get enough tokens to take a ride on the ShortLine to Baltic Avenue.
Hmmm, while you're going chug-chug, let's see what WaterWorks and the Electric Company get us...
Hmmm, while you're going chug-chug, let's see what WaterWorks and the Electric Company get us...
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Uh-Oh, there's electric flood there.
While avoiding the water, I plug into the vending machine a slimey television (Don't ask me how I did do that).
While avoiding the water, I plug into the vending machine a slimey television (Don't ask me how I did do that).
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You get "The Sallam Ander's Evening Newt's Hour."
Let's pour in a bucket of asphalt.
Let's pour in a bucket of asphalt.
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You get some hardened asphalt, it looks like an actual chunk of the road
I put in a can of Dr Pepper
I put in a can of Dr Pepper
- Hlaoroo
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You get a PhD in Spiceology.
I insert a rotary telephone.
I insert a rotary telephone.
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You get a telex from the 1990's.
I insert a picture of me waving at Pueblo.
I insert a picture of me waving at Pueblo.
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You get 2,500 paper postcards from Colorado.
So, here we go with twenty amphora jugs taken from an ancient Mediterranean shipwreck.
So, here we go with twenty amphora jugs taken from an ancient Mediterranean shipwreck.
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You get a gold sovereign.
I insert a ten foot long pole.
I insert a ten foot long pole.
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You get something that won't touch a president or an Aussie Prime Minister.
I insert a Whittaker's Almanac.
I insert a Whittaker's Almanac.
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You get a gargantuan data dump and a piece of history.
Well, what does the Farmer's Almanac get us?
Well, what does the Farmer's Almanac get us?