Attack the above poster

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 6:54 pm

You suddenly discover that your parachute is, in fact, a propeller, pushing you SO much faster toward the ground...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:51 pm

I suddenly discover that you're a liar

I drop a remote on you.

You grab it and press it.

The quoll gets angry and beat up you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 8:02 pm

the Quoll - a friend of mine - knows I would never do that and is ready with a cricket bat when you land. You go for six runs.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 8:14 pm

Forgot the anvil?

D-Rock (he's still glued to you) , Furrha and you got flattened.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:44 pm

I, eventually, land on you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 1:20 am

I, using superhuman strength, throw the anvil off myself and watch it land on you. And him...

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 1:23 am

I paint your armor pink.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:33 pm

I drop you in the middle of a war zone wearing a shirt covered in bullseyes.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:37 pm

But we are already in a warzone

And the anvil falls on you

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:43 pm

I give you your anvil bill. It is extraordinarily huge. And payable now. To remind you, an bAnvil lands on you.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 7:14 am

I knock you out, place your head behind one of the wheels on my car, and drive backwards.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 7:17 am

I put on fire your car.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 7:20 am

I stack all these loose anvils on you.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 7:58 am

I poke the anvil tower. It loses its balance and falls on you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:36 am

I send you to Escalator Land.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShGRWM9dNy8

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:21 pm

I trap you in Action Park.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park

Trey · Post by **Trey** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:44 pm

Trey uses Extreme Speed!
It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

Post by **Render** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:27 am

I open the door and you run out and into a tree outside with your extreme speed.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:51 am

I lead you tovBacon by the nose and lock you in with the fifteen Jaguars I previously lured. Then I throw in the Bacon...

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:59 am

I steal thee souls of welshy, Lego, render, saturn, trey, & tsMKG, and stick them in glass jars.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:04 pm

I bring all your nightmares to life.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:08 pm

I point out that there's only really one that i ever remember.

And it's currently nomming on your face.

Have fun getting away from an alarmingly persistent unkillable half-spider-half-goat.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:10 pm

I escape my jar and trap your head in it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:43 pm

But my power of making others cause accident is in function.

You trap accidentally your head in the same jar as Buster's.

I throw both of you to the jaguars.

haven fun getting eaten by the jaguars while you're kissing Buster unintentionally.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 1:56 am

Your powers of making me cause accidents is still in effect. I "accidentally" push you into the jaguar room, which also manages to release everyone in the jar as well as instigating the jaguars further.

I decided it's a good time to just lock the door and walk away.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 6:59 am

*Blows up the planet.*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:00 am

*Teleports half of you across the room, leaving the other half where it was.*

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:02 am

I blow up the half that went with you, with the force of a supernova, and regenerate from the other half.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:11 am

I had already teleported away before you blew up and watch you annihilate yourself with a supernova on the computer screen (with the light dimmers on).

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:18 am

I portal in behind you, stick your head through the blue portal, then turn the portal gun off.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:26 am

My undead spirit possesses you and makes you walk in front of a train without your usual protection.

then I visit a scientist who puts me back in a new body.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:01 am

i respawn in the wrong spot, tele-fragging your new body in the process. oops.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:30 pm

I send my jaguar pets to attack you and Welsh (And D-Rock who is still glued to Welsh, i don't know why)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:09 pm

i point out that your jaguars got supernova'd along with everything else.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:17 pm

Then I simply shot you in the head

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:22 pm

Oh dear. that won't do.
I proceed to pull yours off and morph it into a replacement.
much better.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:24 pm

And I control your body with my head.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 3:32 pm

And how are you going to do that when you don't have one? using something as raw material doesn't typically involve leaving it intact.

Though just to be on the safe side, i light what's left of you on fire.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 4:20 pm

Then be explicit

what did you mean by "taking yours and use it as a replacement"?

And I have ur body.

I nuke Welsh (And D-Rock who's still glued to him)

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 4:47 pm

Having previously been using clones, I reappear and staple you to an ICBM. And fire it at Guatemala.