The Vending Machine Game!

[hackle]

^ you get a nut and bolt
inserts life magazines

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get an inverted voynich manuscript

I insert enigma codes

[Render]

You'll be sunk.

I insert empty CD-Rs.

[hackle]

you get concetrated H2O
inserts manuscripts

[Unusuallynamedperson]

you get them back decoded and they turn out to be absolute junk and ramblings

I insert an infinitely sided di.

[hackle]

you get back a one sided di
inserts junk manuscript

[Unusuallynamedperson]

you get back an unsolvable rune?

I insert my computer

[hackle]

you get back a windows 64
inserts ban hamer

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You receive a banning holocaust

Ewww...

I insert my old game boy advanced!

[tsMKG]

You get a new Game Boy original

I insert a pirate.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

you get an angry space alien

I insert all of the worlds problems

[hackle]

you get back twice of all the worlds problems
inserts a arrow head

[Unusuallynamedperson]

you get a Cherokee legend

I insert Ukrit

[tsMKG]

You get a flower.

I insert Skunkender.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

you get a fresh Dingo

I insert time

[hackle]

You get a note saying "wasted"
Inserts legos

[Salad4me]

You receive a yellow castle.

I insert some detergent.

[hackle]

you receive bleach (not in a container)
inserts piercings

[tsMKG]

You get a bed with a lot of needles.

I insert some movie spoilers in the Vending Machine.

[Render]

You get a boring ending.

I insert Skunk stink.

[hackle]

you receive fancy perfume
inserts the bed with out the needles

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get more needles

I insert Render

[tsMKG]

You get another skunk to eat.

I insert something that doesn't sell.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You obviously get nothingness back

I insert a Canadian dollar.

[hackle]

you get sugar cane
inserts broken Xbox pieces

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get a GameCube back.

I insert your lunch.

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get a Salami, Tuna and Gherkin sandwich.

I insert the Cornish city of Truro.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get England, that and gastric distress...

I insert the eeeeww factor.

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get the uniform, mop and bucket to clean it up.

I insert the next but one poster.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Faw! Heck you will! *inserts self into vending machine*

[tsMKG]

*grabs Vending Machine with a crane and inserts it in a bottomless pit*

[hackle]

you recieve new vending machine curtisy of sky god
inserts vending machines first dollar

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get a chunk of Unusuallynamedperson brand Chocolate.

I insert a special coin with tsMKG's avatar stamped as the.head and Hackles as the tails (pun intended)

[Render]

You get a copy of aBitishfox's Big Book Of Puns.

I insert aBitishfox.

[aBritishfox]

You get the real spelling of my username. :3

I insert an autocorrect.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get back a stone tablet dictionary

I am already in the vending machine, so I export everything that's inside

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get a ticket for littering.

I insert a Raspberry Pavlova.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get the Harlem Shake


I exported everything so now I am on the outside again.

I insert the ticket.

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get a card saying 'pay it yourself' and then get hit by a Raspberry Pavlova.

I insert two Cheeseburgers.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

The vending machine gets bad gas and farts at you

I insert numbers