The Vending Machine Game!

[TwoManyTwos]

You get your own room in Smiley Dayz Insane Asylum.

I insert Smiley Dayz Insane Asylum

Note : Smiley Dayz Insane Asylum probably doesn't exist.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get back 13 google search results

I insert alaska

[tsMKG]

You get a bunch of people angry for inserting their homeland in the Vending Machine.

I insert a mango trap *hides behind the wall*

[TwoManyTwos]

You get a wabbit twap.

I insert a heart.

[tsMKG]

You get some love from the Vending Machine.

I insert pain

[TwoManyTwos]

You get an angry vending machine.

I insert happiness.

[tsMKG]

You get a happy sword.

I insert a ban letter.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get an IRS audit.

I insert Smash Mouth.

[tsMKG]

You get someone without theeth

I insert a square coin.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

your world becomes pixelated and awkward looking animals come out at night, some of which explode.

I insert a clock.

[tsMKG]

You insert a clock

You insert a clock

[Salad4me]

You...wait, I? Get some spare time.

I inset a movie ticket.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You receive a two hour tutorial by Cinema Sins!

I insert Easter candy.

[tsMKG]

You get a Vending Machine fully made of chocolate.

I insert superglue

[Render]

You get a random body part glued to your paw.

I insert silicone.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You receive badly done taxidermy...

I insert 'good friday' WHO SAYS NO MEAT!!?

[Render]

You get a currywurst.

I insert dyed eggs.

[tsMKG]

You get a note of "Aww... No chocolate "

I insert a disk.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get back Kidz Bop

I insert Parliament

[Buster]

You get a Tax Form

I insert a Fax Machine

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get Mojang, and they want to suspend your account

I insert google images

[Salad4me]

You get oodles of doodles.

I insert a carpet.

[Render]

You get a rug.

I insert a rub ... or rather rub the machine.

[tsMKG]

You get a stump. (Bad vending machine! )

I insert a pirate hook.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

The machine uses it to attack you for calling it 'bad'

I insert my account credentials

[tsMKG]

You lose all your money!

I insert poison.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get fast food and bad management, which do you think will kill you faster?

I insert the joys and sorrows thread.

[tsMKG]

You get an opposite gender you

I insert a long day.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get a shower

I insert the opposing gender me to see how unusual they are.

[Tola]

You get Nikstlitslepmur.

I insert misanthropy.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get several of this forums members.

I insert the demons of stupidity

[Tola]

(But the important thing is, I probably made some people learn a new word)

You get Saint Dogbert.

I insert a leftover chocolate rabbit.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I get a very confused and angry Zach da wabbit

I insert my shirt

[Render]

You get it back ironed. And you get an invoice for the ironing service.

I insert some physalis.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

you get back an angry china man

I insert Steam

[Buster]

You get Uplay

I insert fake bacon.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get Canadian ham

I insert snorlax

[tsMKG]

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...
THE VENDING
MACHINE IS
ASLEEP.

I insert a Guest.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get an eviction notice, and an arrest warrant.

I insert coffee to wake up the machine

[tsMKG]

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...
THE VENDING
MACHINE IS
NOW AWAKE.
THE VENDING
MACHINE HITS
YOU.
YOU FAINT.

I insert the ugly cab.