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I slap you because you might be suffering from nostalgia, since you used to play with UNP, which then makes me remember the fun times I had in my past. And that makes me sad.
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I slap you because the cyborg is trapped in a loop here and can't really help that I'm not around as often. :roll: sorry guys.
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Don't worry UNP ;) We still love you :D *hugs*

Looks like I'm forgetting something...

...

Oh yes! *slaps UNP out of Earth*

Sorry :oops: That was a bit too strong.
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*flies back and slaps you in the face then returns to space*
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*slaps you for breaking the speed limit during re-entry*

yeah, you kinda landed in a 60Km/h zone, sorry.
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GOTTA SLAP ALL THE SPOTS! *slaps Buster repeatedly*
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I slapped you for repeatedly slapping Buster.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slapped you because it's a part of the card game you're playing...somehow...
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I slap you for mistaking poker for some other game
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you because I can't find the person who owes me money, and you were the closest thing near me to take my frustration out on.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slap your face so hard your cigarette breaks in half. Smoking is bad, kids!
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i slap you for having a historically themed avatar
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you for staring at me with that cyclops eye
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Slapped because the concepts of long bangs and looking to the side apparently elude you.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you for getting the long bangs look right the first time.
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I slap you because you keep staring at me like that.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I slap all three of you for staring at me! Learn some manners!
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I slap you because you kept staring at me like if I had done something bad!
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Because I needed to test something and ts gives the best reactions.
If you're seeing a 2 in my name, assume I tried to change E-mails and the system's messed it up.

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You were slapped because you're an imposter! You aren't Welsh Halfwit! You are Welsh Halfwit2!
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I slap you for not realising I explained the reason for this with the poem post this morning.
If you're seeing a 2 in my name, assume I tried to change E-mails and the system's messed it up.

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I slapped you for not changing your signature so it explains why you're using your alt
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I sap you as I accept your duel.
If you're seeing a 2 in my name, assume I tried to change E-mails and the system's messed it up.

Sig is Keeva, a girl from SteelHaven.
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I slap you for misspelling and then I chop your head off
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I slap you for overreacting about a typo.
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I slap you so you stop staring at me like that.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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I slap you out of the way of the red shell Luigi was about to throw at you.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap so you end up last.
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I slap you for no reason whatsoever.
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I slap you for trying to look too handsome.
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I slap you so your head falls off and I can play with it until the park warden comes, says 'no ball games' and punctures you with his stick.
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I slap you because the thread is idle.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you because it no longer is thanks to you
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I slap you HARD with a fly swatter to give you a reason for your expression.
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I slap you with a paddle because you slapped a user when he didn't do anything to you
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
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I slap you for slapping Welsh.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you because I slapped myself first
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I slap you for slapping youself.
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I slap your glass away. "No! There's Cyanide in there!"
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I slap you because you wasted a perfectly good cyanide, and the fact that you crack a smile about it
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
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