The Vending Machine Game!
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out comes a dark chocolate Mole. I'm not sure how it tastes.
In goes a box of old star wars lore.
In goes a box of old star wars lore.
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You get a heckin epic keanu chungus chonker wholesome 100 Baby Yoda plush
I insert these boots made for walkin'
I insert these boots made for walkin'
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Out comes boots that are gonna walk all over you.
In goes a screen play for "Dogs in L.A.: A Bino story"
In goes a screen play for "Dogs in L.A.: A Bino story"
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Out comes a stack of brochures for pet cemetery plots...
In goes an LP for "Oklahoma".
In goes an LP for "Oklahoma".
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Out comes a usb with the album in higher definition formatting.
In goes a can of compressed air.
In goes a can of compressed air.
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Out comes a frighteningly big balloon.
In goes a starship ready for combat.
In goes a starship ready for combat.
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Out comes dallas, asking if you'd like to take to the stars with him for a bit.
In goes a pair or ear rings.
In goes a pair or ear rings.
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Out comes molten silver
In goes a whole bunch of D&D hand books
In goes a whole bunch of D&D hand books
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Out comes a pack of small komodo lizards wearing reading glasses.
In goes several pairs of ski poles.
In goes several pairs of ski poles.
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out comes one really long ski pole.
in goes a state quarter map completely filled in.
in goes a state quarter map completely filled in.
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You get a check for $12.50. Doesn't have the same value, does it?
In goes a vintage board game.
In goes a vintage board game.
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Out comes the same board game but now its digital and on USB.
In goes some hot salsa
In goes some hot salsa
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Out comes a map of Tabasco province.
In a set of matching potholders and dish towels.
In a set of matching potholders and dish towels.
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out comes a meal that was cooked in that pot and served safely with those towels. Maybe its gumbo or something.
In goes a candid picture of bino eating.
In goes a candid picture of bino eating.
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You get a joey- the roo kind. He's polite though, not 'roo'd.
I insert Diss.
I insert Diss.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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You get Dissed. That was kinda rude~. the machine feels bad though and also spits out a shine half dollar coin. Oh boy.
I put in one of those old time bicycles.
I put in one of those old time bicycles.
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You get a waxed moustache, a straw hat, and a collection of 1920s music sheets.
In goes a Zagnut.
In goes a Zagnut.
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Out comes something from Hershey made this century.
In goes a duvet cover
In goes a duvet cover
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Out comes a container of Lemon Pledge and a tambourine.
In goes an accordion.
In goes an accordion.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a A-chord and an ion.
I insert a leaf of ivy from Wrigley Field.
I insert a leaf of ivy from Wrigley Field.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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You get a gum wrapper autographed by Sammy Sosa (KEEP IT!!!!).
So in goes a bag of walnuts.
So in goes a bag of walnuts.
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Out comes Harry Caray, singing 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame.'
In goes the Bartman ball.
In goes the Bartman ball.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes a large can of Old Style Beer and a Chicago hot dog.
I insert a package of Mentos.
I insert a package of Mentos.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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... annnnnnd here's Speedy Alka-Seltzer. And a couple of bottles of Pepto-Bismol.
Now, then ... let's drop in a few baseball gloves. They're not gonna get used this year anyways....
Now, then ... let's drop in a few baseball gloves. They're not gonna get used this year anyways....
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You get a collection of Garden Weasels.
In goes a pallet of Newman’s Own Creamy Caesar Salad Dressing and 16 packages of Pepperidge Farm Croutons.
In goes a pallet of Newman’s Own Creamy Caesar Salad Dressing and 16 packages of Pepperidge Farm Croutons.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a police officer investigating a missing HGV laiden with freshly made pallets. He has a crouton for a notebook and is writing in it with salad dressing.
In goes the evidence...
In goes the evidence...
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Out comes a very small buffet table with a not unsurprisingly limited selection.
In goes a box of cheerios.
In goes a box of cheerios.
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Out comes a bowl of fruit loops.
In goes the Unitied Nations headquarters.
In goes the Unitied Nations headquarters.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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out comes a festive bowl of united nations . . unn . .quarters. They're collectables. A quarter with every nation!
In goes a folding chair and a wig.
In goes a folding chair and a wig.
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Out comes a country cellist wearing dungarees, clodhoppers, and the wig and playing Vivaldi in a bluegrass style.
And we drop in a watermelon.
And we drop in a watermelon.
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Out comes the same watermelon.
In goes lost expectations.
In goes lost expectations.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Out comes haunting disappointments ... and some snark.
In goes tractor tires.
In goes tractor tires.
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Out comes a traffic jam.
In goes a calculator that's always wrong.
In goes a calculator that's always wrong.
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Out comes an accountant with questionable morals.
In goes the vending machine itself.
In goes the vending machine itself.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Out comes a conundrum. And some drum sticks.
In goes the national tax code of Hungary.
In goes the national tax code of Hungary.
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Out comes your tab from Hungry Joe's. There was a translation error.
In goes the mind's eye.
In goes the mind's eye.
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Out comes a mental block.
In goes a pair of roller skates.
In goes a pair of roller skates.
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You get Oklahoma Sooners tickets. Don't ask why, you'll find out sooner or later.
I insert a K key from a ThinkPad.
I insert a K key from a ThinkPad.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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You get "K" from Men in Black ... if he holds up a fountain pen, DON'T LOOK AT IT !!!
In goes a wheelbarrow.
In goes a wheelbarrow.
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Out comes a borrowed wheel.
In go Clay and Reed.
In go Clay and Reed.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!