The Sandwich Family Naming Convention

[Enty]

We already know that the family can't avoid weird naming conventions, so what are your speculations as to what the other family member's names are?

I.E. I think they have an Aunt named Aunt Tuna with two pets, One named Ice and the the other named Cream.

Try to keep your answers in good taste.

[PhoenixAsper]

Well, Reuben, if married, probably married a Rachel. Let me think here a bit...

EDIT: Oh, I know! Maybe their grandfather is named Buford Lang-Thompson Sandwich! (Just reduce the first three names to their beginning letters. )

[ChewyChewy]

Well, Reuben, if married, probably married a Rachel. Let me think here a bit...

Rachel is a sandwich? I know a Reuben is....

[PhoenixAsper]

A Rachel is a Reuben using (I THINK) turkey instead of corned beef. A popular variant.

[Typhon]

Gravy butter popcorn

[ctcmjh]

nyoro~n...

[Dissension]

What is this? You're not part of the Sandwich Family. *stares intently*

[ctcmjh]

What is this? You're not part of the Sandwich Family. *stares intently*

nyoro~n...
I misread this topic as a topic about naming conventions...

[Ebly]

To be fair on the ice and cream one - you can have a grape jelly sandwich on its own, and a peanut butter sandwich on its own, but i'm pretty sure i wouldn't enjoy an ice sandwich . . .

I've often suspected that Mrs. Sandwich's name is either Dorothy or Martha despite them not exactly being sandwich variants – though to be fair Dorothy went crazy and Martha was only a mistress and never married the Earl. And was murdered, of course.

[Buckdida]

So, I'm sure one of the Sandwich family line has a pet bird, and a pet mouse.

Their names?

Turkey and Cheddar Cheese Sandwich.

Then maybe an albino cat named "Mayo."

[The Game]

Whataburger Sandwich.

[Gizmo36]

perhaps at the farm, they named some animals (i think it's funny to name a pig or chicken "Roast")

[GameCobra]

Bert Sandwich.

Totally not related to a Egg Sandwich.

[copper]

Turk E. Sandwich and Walter Cress Sandwich would fit. How about a nice Grilled Cheese?

[RandomGeekNamedBrent]

how about a pig named Ham?
Or, maybe, ChrisSandwhich.

[Liam]

Maybe Fuzzy or Fluffy.

'cause sandwiches get fuzzy or fluffy if they lie around long enough.

[Onlythebassist]

Hogan Sandwich - sorta lends itself to a hoagie, the regional term for a submarine sandwich around Philly

[RandomGeekNamedBrent]

I think you mean Hoagie. But that was used as a name in Codename: Kids Next Door so the point still stands.

If I didn't say it already, Monty Cristo Sandwich.

[Onlythebassist]

Hogan Sandwich - sorta lends itself to a hoagie

I was getting as close to Hoagie as I could without cheating integrity, but if it constitutes as a name then that's fine as well

[RandomGeekNamedBrent]

ooh, if they have a Japanese relative: Hiro Sandwich.

[IceKitsune]

ooh, if they have a Japanese relative: Hiro Sandwich.

That is absolutely perfect.

[McFly]

Maybe Sloppy Joe.

Or Po' Boy.

[Zukio]

I could see Deli Sandwich working if the person's full name was Delia or Delila.

[RainbowDragon]

And Maybe the sandwichs have distant relatives called Sub as a family name...