Corrupt a Wish
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Granted. They reimplement the Five Star rating system to more accurately give ratings as opposed to the simple "yes or no".
And that's it.
I wish that I was better at drawing hands.
And that's it.
I wish that I was better at drawing hands.
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granted, you can now draw them perfectly. your grasp of faces however has vanished entirely.
the tendencies toward lopsided postures, and crooked perspective, on the other hand remain more or less the same.
I wish for the most recursive response ever written.
the tendencies toward lopsided postures, and crooked perspective, on the other hand remain more or less the same.
I wish for the most recursive response ever written.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted.
Granted.
Granted.
Granted.
Granted.
Granted.
(Repeat ad infinitum.)
I wish for the return of "Mighty Ducks: the Animated Series".
Granted.
Granted.
Granted.
Granted.
Granted.
(Repeat ad infinitum.)
I wish for the return of "Mighty Ducks: the Animated Series".
*in Christopher Walken style*
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
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Granted, but every character, no matter what the circumstances can now only say “please give my best wishes to everybody “ .
I wish I had a toaster that works.
I wish I had a toaster that works.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted your toaster works quite well, as an incinerator.
I wish for chicken
I wish for chicken
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. You wanted it rare, right?
I wish for steak.
I wish for steak.
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Granted. Your country is now buried under 6,000 feet of snow.
I wish to see the biggest number you can come up with that is not infinity.
I wish to see the biggest number you can come up with that is not infinity.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Granted. You see a number 5 that is one thousand feet high... as it falls from the sky and crushes you. Good job.
I wish for chocolate cake.
I wish for chocolate cake.
*in Christopher Walken style*
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
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Granted. It contains exactly one molecule of chocolate.
I wish for sick moves
I wish for sick moves
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Granted, the first you get is called vomit rocket, and they go progressively downhill from there.
i wish to be safely outside the splash zone.
i wish to be safely outside the splash zone.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. You now find yourself in middle of the Mega Death Danger Zone.
I wish for a banana split ice cream
I wish for a banana split ice cream
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Granted, You are a banana split ice cream.
I wish for heals. ow...
I wish for heals. ow...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, a transport sends you low-level heals. And leaves you there. Return trip is extra.
I wish to be better at Tetris.
I wish to be better at Tetris.
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Granted, but now everyone else is better than you.
I wish I could find a way to create a headset that could allow you to enjoy a virtual reality world without any way to get stuck in it or killed by it.
I wish I could find a way to create a headset that could allow you to enjoy a virtual reality world without any way to get stuck in it or killed by it.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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granted, it stops working after a minute
I wish for a mass destruction device
I wish for a mass destruction device
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Granted, you're transported to a Japanese town, where it is currently august sixth 1945 and the device in question is about 400 m above you. enjoy the "fireworks".
I wish for hawkfang to respawn back here.
I wish for hawkfang to respawn back here.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, but they come back possessed by Jack the Ripper. (Bonus points if anyone can guess the reference used here.)
I wish Djinni would rescind the name block on Douglas Collier.
I wish Djinni would rescind the name block on Douglas Collier.
*in Christopher Walken style*
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
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Granted, the name block is no longer in place. But he took the liberty of changing his actual name to Fifi.
I wish I wasn't so easily distracted while doing simple tasks.
I wish I wasn't so easily distracted while doing simple tasks.
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Granted. Every task is now overwhelmingly complex to complete.
I wish I had a better headset
I wish I had a better headset
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Granted, you have the best headset in the world. You also had to take out a loan to get it and are paying $20 000.00 a month on it for the next 50 years.
I wish for scorbunnys second type to turn out to be electric.
Y'know since electrical fires are a thing.
I wish for scorbunnys second type to turn out to be electric.
Y'know since electrical fires are a thing.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, but it cannot learn any electric type moves of any sort
I wish for a chocolate fountain
I wish for a chocolate fountain
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
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You got it - and it's perpetually overrun by hundreds of thousands of cockroaches in swim in trunks.
Wish my force would stay warm longer.
Wish my force would stay warm longer.
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Granted, you’re now constantly burned by it.
I wish I had a castle in the sky,oh way up where the bluebirds fly.
I wish I had a castle in the sky,oh way up where the bluebirds fly.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. Unfortunately it's upside down, maddeningly difficult to navigate by mundane means, and infested with vampyric and demonic monsters.
I wish country music was erased from all of time and existence.
I wish country music was erased from all of time and existence.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, unfortunately it causes a ripple effect that makes Conway Twitty, and his cyborg descendants dictators for life.
I wish I had a decent kitchen.
I wish I had a decent kitchen.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. You now have a horrid bathroom.
I wish I ruled an interstellar empire.
I wish I ruled an interstellar empire.
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granted. you now own a copy of Galactic Civilisations III, and have a save file with an impressive empire in it.
I wish holywood & the games industry would stop finding contrived ways to shoehorn zombies into every genre.
I wish holywood & the games industry would stop finding contrived ways to shoehorn zombies into every genre.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, they now find contrived ways to shoehorn goblins into every genre.
I wish people could actually read my church’s sign.
I wish people could actually read my church’s sign.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted, but now everyone will be offended by whatever is written there.
I wish there was a portal to a fantasy world in my closet.
I wish there was a portal to a fantasy world in my closet.
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Granted. Your room is routinely ransacked bu RPG protagonists from the other side looking for 'items'. you've already lost a phone, two wallets (and their contents), and several electronics to their visits.
i wish there were more Magitech-themed giant robot animes. I've only manged to find 3 so far even if i count everything made since 1980... most of the ones that come close just use magic as an accesory instead of having it be a key part of how the thing works like an energist or a magius engine.
i wish there were more Magitech-themed giant robot animes. I've only manged to find 3 so far even if i count everything made since 1980... most of the ones that come close just use magic as an accesory instead of having it be a key part of how the thing works like an energist or a magius engine.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. Now the only animes are terrible Magitech-themed giant robot animes.
I wish that I had the only working pair of headphones and that no one but me knows I have them.
I wish that I had the only working pair of headphones and that no one but me knows I have them.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Granted. Unfortunately, they use the full size 1/4" connector, and due to low demand the adapters are no longer available.
I wish this bug I caught would go away.
I wish this bug I caught would go away.
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It's an in-development animated series following a team of Anthro-Dogs trapped in the Wastelands of a ruined Earth.
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Granted, unfortunately you catch a new, worse bug.
I wish my shed was cleaned up.
I wish my shed was cleaned up.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. Your shed is now gone.
I wish to pass the punisment of this wish onto the person after the person who posts next.
I wish to pass the punisment of this wish onto the person after the person who posts next.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Granted. Unfortunately karma means you also get caught up in the resulting thermonuclear explosion.
I wish I were a rich fur
(Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum)
I wish I were a rich fur
(Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum)
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Done. You are now a mink coat.
I'd like to have a new car.
I'd like to have a new car.
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Granted, but the car has no motor.
I wish the faucet wouldn’t drip all day.
I wish the faucet wouldn’t drip all day.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Granted. It sprays everywhere instead.
I wish I wouldn't be so drained at the end of the day.
I wish I wouldn't be so drained at the end of the day.
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Granted. You start the day that way instead. the end of the day is less 'mental burn out' and more 'suddenly narcoleptic' now. i hope you don't drive.
i wish my employer's client would stop sabotaging our ability to do our jobs in the name of security measures that dont even work.
i wish my employer's client would stop sabotaging our ability to do our jobs in the name of security measures that dont even work.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.