The Vending Machine Game!
- Buster
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You get a deflated Toshinori Yagi pointing at the camera dramatically
i insert a wrecking ball
i insert a wrecking ball
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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you get a newton's cradle made with wrecking balls.
inserts a note to Buster telling them (yes I use singular them when I don't know the gender.) to try to get grammar jokes.
inserts a note to Buster telling them (yes I use singular them when I don't know the gender.) to try to get grammar jokes.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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(feminine terminology is preferred. and at least you're using an actual pronoun and not a made up one. i hate those.)
you get a Note back, with message on screen commenting how grammar jokes are lame and puns are far supurrior.
I insert Mark Hamil, Jack Nicholson, and Cesar Romero.
you get a Note back, with message on screen commenting how grammar jokes are lame and puns are far supurrior.
I insert Mark Hamil, Jack Nicholson, and Cesar Romero.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get about twenty-four dog-eared copies of Boomer Generation Magazine. (Gosh, cant help you much with that. I read it sometimes for the comic, you know, Little Iodine, Nancy and Sluggo, like that).
Um, okay. In goes a Tesla.
Um, okay. In goes a Tesla.
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you get electrocuted
Inserts Riba Aduraice
Inserts Riba Aduraice
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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(I had to look that person up.) You get all of the bad parts of DeviantArt
I insert a deflated Toshinori Yagi who is pointing at the screen.
I insert a deflated Toshinori Yagi who is pointing at the screen.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get fragment's of Buster's wrecking ball.
Inserts a water pistol.
Inserts a water pistol.
- Zesortinge
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You get the water war arc.
I insert a self-insert fanfiction.
I insert a self-insert fanfiction.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a Star Trek self insert parody fan fiction, (I mean the Mary Sue one)
Inserts everything, whether it exists or not, I inserted it.
Inserts everything, whether it exists or not, I inserted it.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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You get a malfunctioning vending machine.
I insert an invisible costume.
I insert an invisible costume.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a visible costume
Inserts Animal Man
Inserts Animal Man
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get Manimal.
Insert a Caterpillar tractor gear-shift box and an old seat cushion.
Insert a Caterpillar tractor gear-shift box and an old seat cushion.
- Buster
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you get a beat up green land rover that winched itself into a tree
i insert a glass pop bottle
i insert a glass pop bottle
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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You get a pop track about glass bottles.
I insert the expectations of TUBM.
I insert the expectations of TUBM.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You got nuthin' …… !
Hmmm, let's try this 1959 Sears Christmas catalogue from Uncle George's attic (what a packrat, that guy!).
Hmmm, let's try this 1959 Sears Christmas catalogue from Uncle George's attic (what a packrat, that guy!).
- furrygamer793
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the vending machine gives you a slice of cheese
Inserts a single speck of dirt
Inserts a single speck of dirt
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a rag, a bone, and a handkerchief.
Let's drop in a handful of walnuts.
Let's drop in a handful of walnuts.
- Bandit1990
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You get a small jar of Sundae topping.
I insert last year's wall calendar.
I insert last year's wall calendar.
Check out Lightning Dogs on the Nerdyshow Podcast Network
It's an in-development animated series following a team of Anthro-Dogs trapped in the Wastelands of a ruined Earth.
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You get a bag of 364 dates and a fig.
So in goes a jug of Vermont maple syrup.
So in goes a jug of Vermont maple syrup.
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You get Canadian maple syrup
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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the machine rumbles ominously at the lack of offering and sucks you in
i insert a wooden nickel
i insert a wooden nickel
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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You get captured by the DUP for an active conduit gene
I insert my nerdiness
I insert my nerdiness
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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You get a see of nerds the size of your nerdiness.
I insert an eraser.
I insert an eraser.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get erased
Inserts really small text and a Pokéwalker
Inserts really small text and a Pokéwalker
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get ………., +++++++, and +++++. Drat, you shoulda got ………., +++++++, and =======. Hmmph!
This time we'll put in a bent snowshovel.
This time we'll put in a bent snowshovel.
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you get: a bent potato masher
I INSERT THE UNIVERSE IN VERY SMALL TEXT
I INSERT THE UNIVERSE IN VERY SMALL TEXT
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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you get force-fed a magnifying glass, and are told to cut that out.
i insert what's left of the DUP goon squad
i insert what's left of the DUP goon squad
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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You get asked what you mean by DUP. Is it the one from Infamous
I insert a potato that is the one potato to rule them all.
I insert a potato that is the one potato to rule them all.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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(why are you asking me? it was YOUR reference originally. i have no idea what that acronym means.)
you get the potato back with a sarcastic computer embedded in it.
I insert a boot
you get the potato back with a sarcastic computer embedded in it.
I insert a boot
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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You get a boot to the head
I insert Delsin, (InFamous second son)
I insert Delsin, (InFamous second son)
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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You get Dell sins.
I insert a golf hitter. (I don't know if that actually exists.)
I insert a golf hitter. (I don't know if that actually exists.)
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a crumpled photo of Ben Hogan and President Eisenhower. (Gosh, how old is this machine???)
So .... in go some starfish.
So .... in go some starfish.
- furrygamer793
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you get a constellation that looks like a fish
I insert two quarters
I insert two quarters
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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you get the other half
i insert a spatula
i insert a spatula
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Render
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You get a Dr Pepper.
I insert a starfruit.
I insert a starfruit.
- Zesortinge
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You get a fruity star.
I insert random color changes.
I insert random color changes.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a kaleidoscope.
In goes a bucket of turpentine. Yuk......
In goes a bucket of turpentine. Yuk......
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You get a bucket of completely unrelated potatoes.
I insert the six of diamonds to get that haunted card away from me.
I insert the six of diamonds to get that haunted card away from me.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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You get a deck that only contains the six of diamonds.
I insert the vending machine.
I insert the vending machine.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a cosmic inversion and a handful of rather gunky quarters.
Hey, put those quarters in. Let's see what happens.
Hey, put those quarters in. Let's see what happens.