Last poster wins.
Re: Last poster wins.
Drat! I quickly turn the net into a slingshot and deftly knock the win from your powerful grasp, thereby allowing me to reclaim the prize.
- Render
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Re: Last poster wins.
I shake your paw to congratulate you on the great shot and while you're distracted I snitch the win from you.
Re: Last poster wins.
Clever, but as you turn to go, I reach out and discreetly pick your pocket … oh, right … This is HP world … You don't have pants...… Yeah, well, I'm still the last dang poster so I win anyhow!
(mumble … mumble … mumble ………. )
(mumble … mumble … mumble ………. )
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
...and now you've contracted athlete's foot and, taking cruel advantage of your torments, I recover the win!
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
There is no winning without losing - as NHW now knows as I lock hir in the wardrobe.
Re: Last poster wins.
Welsh, these clothes are absolutely fabulous! What? the prize? Me? Of course, dahling, I'm just so … you know … victorious!!
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Re: Last poster wins.
Hugs NHWestoN to welcome him back. Slips the win into my own pocket and nips away before he notices.
Re: Last poster wins.
Let's see what are my chores... Mmm... Repair Welsh Halfwit's trousers
Oh, I forgot to do that! Uh? What's this thing in the floor?
*picks up WIN from the floor and examines it*
Aha! A certificate meaning that I won! Great, where I'd hide this? *gulps the WIN*
Oh, I forgot to do that! Uh? What's this thing in the floor?
*picks up WIN from the floor and examines it*
Aha! A certificate meaning that I won! Great, where I'd hide this? *gulps the WIN*
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
Re: Last poster wins.
So, throw tsMSK over my shoulder and off we go to gastric surgery and my reclaimed victory....
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
'Scuse me; coming through. Out the way. I'll take the win. Move aside. Thank you. Bye.
Re: Last poster wins.
ACTION!
*ROBOCOP blows up through the wall*
"I'm here to enforce the law and, you corrupt police, you will have to give me stolen WIN and return it to their original owner."
*Confiscates WIN from Welsh Halfwit*
*Returns the win to tsMKG*
"And you doctors, better hurry up on that surgery and don't leave tsMKG open alone."
*ROBOCOP blows up through the wall*
"I'm here to enforce the law and, you corrupt police, you will have to give me stolen WIN and return it to their original owner."
*Confiscates WIN from Welsh Halfwit*
*Returns the win to tsMKG*
"And you doctors, better hurry up on that surgery and don't leave tsMKG open alone."
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
actually the original owner is aBritishfox. I'll just go deliver that.
*takes the win and walks off*
*takes the win and walks off*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
...where, cleverly disguised as the Shadow, I terrify you into dropping the "win" and return it to its rightful owner ...ME! Mooahahahahahah!
Re: Last poster wins.
luckily my name is "Mi" (Just kidding) so me get the win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Identify camouflage often leads to self-confoundment, such as in this case which allows me to deceive you out of the win.
Re: Last poster wins.
since, no mater what, the last poster wins... I win.
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Re: Last poster wins.
Not anymore, 'cause now I win.
Re: Last poster wins.
I try not to get peeved and regain the win.
Re: Last poster wins.
But you do get peeved and, blinded by rage, you failed to see me snitch the win.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
I drop in unexpectedly and snatch the win from your hands, I leave a small box of chocolates in its place... I'm not a monster after all.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
Awwwww ... how thoughtful. So I share the chocolates with all our chums on the forum and, as the festivities continue to become more giddy, I use the distraction to pinch back the win.
Oh, I'm not a monster, either. You can keep the box.
Oh, I'm not a monster, either. You can keep the box.
Re: Last poster wins.
I got to the goal flying and I won, so by that logic, the WIN should be teleported right here instantly.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
Re: Last poster wins.
The system malfunction and the win is teleported to me instead.
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
huh, apparently physical manifestations of abstract concepts can still tele-frag you...
...I'm going to go hose the chunks of spleen off this thing...
...I'm going to go hose the chunks of spleen off this thing...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
Oh, and while you're at it, please hose that nasty stuff off the win `cause I just nabbed it!
Re: Last poster wins.
I use a banana peel to cleverly cause you to trip up, snagging the win for myself while you are recovering from the fall.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
Re: Last poster wins.
Providing me the opportunity to bop you on the head with the uneaten banana so that, while you stand perplexed over what that feeble effort was supposed to accomplish, I wrest the win and … AWAY!!
- furrygamer793
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Re: Last poster wins.
I clapped my hands and watched as the universe faded into nothingness. All except for me and the win. therefore I won.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Re: Last poster wins.
But the universe pulls an inverse, reconstitutes itself, and as enraged mobs rip you to pieces, I slip through the carnage of vengeance and quietly pad off with the "Win".
- furrygamer793
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Re: Last poster wins.
I had a phoenix down and escaped, and with the rest of my magic I stole the win.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I sneak in and take the win, which likely attracts attention.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I steal the Omnitrix and turn into the win.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I ignore you because you are a fake win and I take the real one.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- furrygamer793
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Re: Last poster wins.
I realize how I didn't think this through until a bird pecks at me, activating the Omnitrix which in turn, turns me into Alien X, letting me steal the win and get as far away from earth as possible… then I'm stuck having to vote on every move I make
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I break the fourth wall to yank the win away.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I realize that the win is not tangible, and makes everyone think of the game, then I dance in a dance battle, and the opponent did a Fortnite dance, immediately disqualifying them.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I ignore the post above this one and take the win.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- furrygamer793
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Re: Last poster wins.
I said I win and the win flies back to me, I eat it
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.