Attack the above poster
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I overthrow the world governments install a monarchy and declare myself queen, then proceed to lock you in the royal dungeons.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- TheSilverFox51
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Guys, guys, don't worry I got my lockpicking to 100 in Skyrim I know what I'm doing an- *SNAP* There goes my only lockpick... Well, I'll just die down here... MY GHOST COMES BACK AND DROPS A POT ON YOUR HEAD
Allons-y
Re: Attack the above poster
I use Fus-Ro-Dah on your spirit!
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Where are you finding the infinite amount of movable objects!?
I fast travel because you technically don't count as an enemy. Just an annoying spirit.
I fast travel because you technically don't count as an enemy. Just an annoying spirit.
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...From the Dimension of Infinitely Moveable Objects, silly. That's where I got the super-fast intergalactic garbage wads to overrun your escape and bring you crashing down. (Good thing they take credit cards.)
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Now that you are completely broke I charge you with "healing hands!"
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One phrase to burn 'em all:
Y'all don't have avatars.
Y'all don't have avatars.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
Re: Attack the above poster
It just makes us harder to target...
I smack your head off!
I smack your head off!
Re: Attack the above poster
I throw that head at you. (I really gotta come to this thread better equipped!)
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i rip your skull out of the back of your head and beat you to death with it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I sink my teeth into your hand, causing massive sepsis and agonizing death as a result of savage hallucinations derived from half-remembered Paul Terry cartoons...
- Zack_the_husky
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Re: Attack the above poster
I assault your brain with Abrahamic characters from texts most people barely remember.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i impale you on a flagpole
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zack_the_husky
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I superglue you to a wheel
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I stuff you down the drain and then call a super-expensive, really incompetent plumber.
- Zack_the_husky
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I escape and overflow, and cause extensive damage to your house.
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Since the house's no use, I explode it with y'all inside.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Zack_the_husky
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I escape through a hole in the wall, and, build an even bigger house made of cardboard around the ruins of the former house!
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...with all the viscous bilge gushed forth from tsMKG's detonation, your puny cardboard edifice collapses around you, dragging you down into the noxious mire... Ewww, how vile!
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Remember kids, cardboard is very flammable.
As I end to say that, I drop a lit matchstick on the cardboard ruins.
As I end to say that, I drop a lit matchstick on the cardboard ruins.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Zack_the_husky
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Re: Attack the above poster
I temporarily merge my conciousness with the muck and flammable pollutive fluids in the mire, and, rise as a gigantic,flaming mass of muck and ashes, spewing flaming cardboard shreds at you.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
points a target painter at you from a cloaked position just out of range
[nearby loudspeaker] *De-e-e-e-et* nuclear launch detected.
[nearby loudspeaker] *De-e-e-e-et* nuclear launch detected.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- CyberDragon
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Re: Attack the above poster
I swoop in and tackle-hug you at supersonic speeds. You cannot counter a hug!
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
Re: Attack the above poster
I grab you by the legs, spin and throw you at the flaming monster.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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I throw the flaming monster at you (whew, hooray for asbestos gloves, man!).
- TheSilverFox51
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
you lot are all within the blast radius when the nuke from earlier goes off.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I GRAB
AND I THROW
the blast radius where the nuke goes off at you, Buster.
AND I THROW
the blast radius where the nuke goes off at you, Buster.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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Your mortal clash with Buster allows me to escape the radius, attain the strategic high ground, and pour a vat of tar-encrusted Fruit Loops over everyone. Hahahahahah...yuk.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
that's suposed to do, well, anything to someone who can somehow throw an explosion in progress? O.o
i create a string of convoluted time paradoxes that cause you to go crosseyed and start compulsively quoting austin powers
i create a string of convoluted time paradoxes that cause you to go crosseyed and start compulsively quoting austin powers
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Hardly a rub ... my rapid-fire quotations shatter your vulnerable cognitive processes and reduce all my rivals into gibbering soggy Fruit-Loop encrusted shaggers chasing phantasmical Mini-Me mirages.
- CyberDragon
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Re: Attack the above poster
I respond by doing this.
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
- InDaZone1219
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Re: Attack the above poster
I blast you with blinding, hot-white, solar light
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
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I respond with indestructible dazzling mirrors and 10, 000 attack tadpoles to gum you into groveling submission.
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I play my iTunes playlist (full of furry garbage) and watch as you suffer.
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Magnifying your iTunes allows me to direct a murderous hoard of musically-deranged horseshoe crabs who overrun you and entomb you up to your neck in noxious polluted beach sand.
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Thank goodness the AOE of your attack encompasses you! (and most other users here)
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I don't know what do you mean by AOE but on the side, I'm summoning an empire of crabs leading us to the crab age and me, the emperor, sending the crabs to bust all of you guys.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199