The Vending Machine Game!
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a rather different kind of mouse. I hope Mickey doesn't mind you borrowing her things...
I insert a stapler.
I insert a stapler.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
(okay first v v ) v v you also recive a bonus flame mail from still die hard minney fans;v Gantlepug recieves a toy version
I insert sound
I insert sound
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get compressed. Nope, that wasn't a writing error, you get compressed, did you hear me?
I insert the compressed hackle.
I insert the compressed hackle.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
the machine makes an odd grinding sound before spitting out thousands of tiny mini hackles.
in the confusion you get "accidentally" stuffed into the machine.
in the confusion you get "accidentally" stuffed into the machine.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get: What tsMKG's avatar would like in real life. (AKA: Dead)
I insert: A magic wand. (And I mean REAL magic!)
I insert: A magic wand. (And I mean REAL magic!)
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
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What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
- Hlaoroo
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You get a can of witches brew still made according to the traditional recipe first written down in Macbeth.
I insert the complete works of Shakespeare.
I insert the complete works of Shakespeare.
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You get thousands of bored high school students.
I insert books that high school students would enjoy.
I insert books that high school students would enjoy.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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you get an angry PTA meeting about 'adult material' showing up in schools apparently being your fault.
I insert every ferret themed avatar that has ever appeared on this forum.
I insert every ferret themed avatar that has ever appeared on this forum.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a very big crowd
I insert the Horde engine
I insert the Horde engine
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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You get an Orc who got its hoardes wrong.
I insert several tank blueprints, a bucket and three lemons.
I insert several tank blueprints, a bucket and three lemons.
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You get a P1000 Ratte Landkreuzer, and a bucket filled with lemonade.
I insert: An old Flintlock rifle.
I insert: An old Flintlock rifle.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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you get a 6000 year old spear.
i insert fancy's current hat.
i insert fancy's current hat.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Its harpooned back at you
I insert tsMKGs blog
I insert tsMKGs blog
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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You get: An extremely late response
I insert: 100lbs of bacon bits
I insert: 100lbs of bacon bits
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I stand at the other side of the machine and eat them, then I insert the Byrds
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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You get: A bucket of fryed chycken.
I insert: another extremely late response.
I insert: another extremely late response.
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You get feedback by post.
I insert the needed stamp.
I insert the needed stamp.
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you get back a wanted stamp
I insert a wanted poster
I insert a wanted poster
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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You get arrested by Dog the bounty hunter.
I insert a handcuff.
I insert a handcuff.
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You get a cuffed hand! I wonder where the owner is?
I insert Bino
I insert Bino
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I pet the pup and give him a biscuit
*inserts Zimmerman telegraph*
*inserts Zimmerman telegraph*
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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You get A squad of US Doughboys.
I insert Acetone, Turpentine, and Benzin all at once.
I insert Acetone, Turpentine, and Benzin all at once.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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You get Judge Doom and his weasel squad.
I put in an arapaima.
I put in an arapaima.
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You get 200 lbs of fish sticks!
I insert a SSB amiibo.
I insert a SSB amiibo.
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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You get one of those pointless Skylander figurines
I Insert a running chainsaw
I Insert a running chainsaw
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get Leatherface.
I insert a Sega Saturn.
I insert a Sega Saturn.
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you get Segata Sanshiro, who is angry at you for daring to throw away a saturn.
I insert leather-face back into the machine (albeit in pieces since he doesn't fit into the "in" slot...)
I insert leather-face back into the machine (albeit in pieces since he doesn't fit into the "in" slot...)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a leather glove.
I insert the original copy of the US Declaration of Independence.
I insert the original copy of the US Declaration of Independence.
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You get smothered by all the amendments to the Constitution.
I insert a jammed RP thread.
I insert a jammed RP thread.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a spaceball in a black helmet complaining about raspberries.
I insert a plunger, an electric mixer, and a mini telescope jammed through a colander with a pair of lights on it, that have all been attached to an upside own waste bin.
I insert a plunger, an electric mixer, and a mini telescope jammed through a colander with a pair of lights on it, that have all been attached to an upside own waste bin.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The machine blows up(figuratively) due to overloading. You now have everything separated and the wastebin turned into a recyclables bin.
I insert a random possum
I insert a random possum
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Following a typo you get Hlaroo who charges you with manhandling a moderator.
I insert your defence.
I insert your defence.
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You get a bloodsucking parasite from the Bee movie
I insert gummy worms
I insert gummy worms
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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You get a dental drill to fix your cavities.
I insert a pair of rubber gloves.
I insert a pair of rubber gloves.
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You get a mop
I insert Spongebob
I insert Spongebob
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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You get the Motorcycle that went with it.
I insert five pounds of Deer teeth and a solid gold dorito.
I insert five pounds of Deer teeth and a solid gold dorito.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- AnimeNerd88
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You get this head that's always screaming! *Claps twice*
AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!
I insert a cheapskate crab.
AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!
I insert a cheapskate crab.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
- Bandit1990
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You get a depressed squid.
I insert an Iron Butterfly record.
I insert an Iron Butterfly record.
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