The Oldest Game
- Unusuallynamedperson
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I am the mold on those sprinkles that made the dog sick
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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(Mold killing a dog? Preposterous. Remember, dogs were bred to eat ANYTHING! - A quote form Bailey)
I am the desert wind that killed the mold via dehydration and salt
I am the desert wind that killed the mold via dehydration and salt
- Unusuallynamedperson
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I am mother nature that stopped the salty erosion
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I am the humans, who eradicated all of nature, and now live on a desolate chunk of polluted rock, named earth.
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I'm the anthropomorphic alien cat race that exterminates the human race and restores the Earth.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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I am the few astronauts on the international space station who weren't noticed, who came back to Earth after the alien cat race left, beginning the human race once again to destroy the Earth after a few centuries.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I am the trans-dimensional D&D group that begins toying with the housepets that are now in existence on this new earth.
- TwoManyTwos
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I'm the ridiculous time shenanigans that erased the transdimensional D&D group from existence.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
- Douglas Collier
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I am time itself
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- TwoManyTwos
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I'm the infinite nothingness that completely ignores time.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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I'm the little something that made the nothingness something.
- TwoManyTwos
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I'm the something that nothinged it's not-nothing-er.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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I am the the furry, who decided this "not-nothinger" deserved a fursona:
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I'm the internet browser who refuses to load the image.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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I am the nerd who programmed his own web browser, so it DOES load. XD
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I'm the Chrome fanboy that bashed the new internet browser.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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I'm Internet Service Provider who is *totally* giving you the bandwidth you are paying for. XD
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I'm the horde of angry customers who picket the Internet Service Provider for it's outrageous prices and low bandwidth XD
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Edit: Tales said that the previous one was too creepy So I changed it.
I'm the unfinished street cement where the horde of angry customers sank down
I'm the unfinished street cement where the horde of angry customers sank down
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Render
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I am the heavy rain that washes away the unfinished cement.
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I am the drought that caused it to not rain for a very long time.
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I'm the construction worker that makes a mistake and floods the entire city
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Buster
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I am the extra cheeseburger that led to the construction worker's heart attack.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Buster
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I am the malpractice suit that ruins the doctor
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the Lawyer who clears the Doctor of malpractise.
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I am the judge who puts the lawyer in jail for attempted bribery
- Buster
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I am the Bee that set off the judge's fatal allergy.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Unusuallynamedperson
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Im the coffee and doughnuts the bee got distracted with while at work and caused the bee to binge, making it careless of other things.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I am the Police dog who ate the coffee and doughnuts removing the distraction.
- CyberDragon
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I am the oddly conspicuous thief who distracts the police dog.
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!
- Buster
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I am the stray fingerprint that gets the thief caught.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the fat, clumsy cop who smudges the fingerprint by sitting on it while eating a doughnut
- Buster
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I am the lethal mold within the donut that should have been thrown out rather than eaten.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Unusuallynamedperson
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I'm a stomach pump
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I'm the doctor that breaks the stomach pump. oops
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I am the cold war that follows its development
Next one is obvious and a must, but I don't think the mods would approve of it, sadly ):
Next one is obvious and a must, but I don't think the mods would approve of it, sadly ):