Terrible super powers
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to teleport, but only inside non-empty solid places.
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Re: Terrible super powers
X-ray vision - which gives everybody you look at radiation poisoning or cancer.
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X-ray vision, with no off switch or penetration depth control. Have fun never sleeping cause you can see through your own eyelids and everyone in the world looking like indistinguishable skeletons.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The ability to lift any amount of feathers.
Re: Terrible super powers
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The power to fly at supersonic speeds... but not land or slow down.
Chances are, you'll only ever use it once, one way or the other. >.<
Chances are, you'll only ever use it once, one way or the other. >.<
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
The power to read people's minds, but you can't shut them out. Everywhere you go, you can hear everyone's thoughts.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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The ability to see neutrinos as glowing points while they are close to you (up to 5 meters).
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Being bitten by a radioactive sea slug so you become... Sea Slug Man! (or woman) with all the powers of a sea slug.
Re: Terrible super powers
Heat vision.
side effects include: temporary loss of vision, 2nd degree burns, missing eyebrows, mild headache.
side effects include: temporary loss of vision, 2nd degree burns, missing eyebrows, mild headache.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to consistently land on your face every time that you fall, no matter what height it is from
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The power to take away all of whatever side you support's advantages.
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the power to eject your eyeballs from your skull. no you can't do anything with them, no they don't go back in afterwards.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The ability to type faster then anybody else in the world....only using the Q key.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to turn anything covered with a fresh coat of chartreuse paint into an icecream salesman. But only while wearing a hat that's shaped like the letter "Q".
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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creating a charcoal salesmen out of charcoal, but only while wearing a, S shaped hat.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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The power to hold your breath for an extra second longer for every hat you eat
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The ability to have infinite ability to have infinite ability to do nothing at all.
in essence a normal person.
in essence a normal person.
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The uncontrolled ability to self-destruct.
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The ability to get that ability only when it isn't needed, and not wanted.
"I think we may have hit the limit!"
"I think we may have hit the limit!"
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The ability to put on fire foxes when you're browsing on the internet
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The ability to put on fire foxes when browsing with IE.
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The ability to see the world as if it is mirrored, but body control is not mirrored.
Ice and fire magic? Does that result in a freezer-burn?
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"Dislexia?"
The ability to to move the clock with your mind, but nothing else and not time itself.
The ability to to move the clock with your mind, but nothing else and not time itself.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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That could be useful during a long boring class.
The ability to forget - everything.
The ability to forget - everything.
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Noooo, we are moving up on the chart!
Actually that'd be very useful for some people.
The ability to sharpen a pencil with someone else's mind, but only if it's already very sharp.
Actually that'd be very useful for some people.
The ability to sharpen a pencil with someone else's mind, but only if it's already very sharp.
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The ability to spontaneously combust.
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Man, we should make a movie out of this Game!
The ability to twiddle your thumbs faster then anyone else in the world, but have them hurt every time afterward.
The ability to twiddle your thumbs faster then anyone else in the world, but have them hurt every time afterward.
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The uncontrollable ability to erase everything in existence by blinking.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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The ability to be invisible only when everyone looking at you covers their eyes.
Ice and fire magic? Does that result in a freezer-burn?
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The ability to sing so horrendously that Justin Beiber envies you but you don't have any fans.
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Re: Terrible super powers
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TERRIBLE SUPER POWERS JUST TERRIBLE POWER USERS
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The ability to think of bad superpowers
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And make them real
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The ability to feel nothing at all...
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no pain means unstoppable till death
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I wouldn't say that much.
the ability to absorb oxygen
the ability to absorb oxygen
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more oxeygen you naturally actual increases your base stats pretty high just look at luffy from one piece when he enters second gear through increasing his oxygen entake and blood flow he boost his normal attacks in leaps just cut that in half, you would beable to breath underwater and in thin atmospheresThe ability to absorb oxygen
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Dude, it's a game, if you don't understand then please reread the rules. ->
Buster wrote:This game is simple. you try to come up with a superpower as or more useless/inconvenient than what the last person posted.
like this:
Poster 1: The ability to fly north (no other direction)
Poster 2: The ability to teleport, but only 1 ft
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The ability to walk on air, but not get down.
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Let's be sure we're playing the game as intended.
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people are the only things that matter; take care of yourselves and each other
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