The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a potato shaped like a kidney, and a note that has the lyrics to a song the vending machine made.


*inserts Ebly*
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what what? Jolly good time.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get tiny font.

*inserts a breath mint*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get mint tic tak's in the tic tac toes shapes of X's & O's

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a vending machine.

*Inserts self-respect*
What a beautiful waste-
hangnail whispering, "Let's be lonely together."
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You get nothing because you didn't put anything in OH SNAP

I insert Google.com.
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You get everything besides the thing you searched for.

*Insert a katana.*
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You get a mutated reptile with martial arts skills
*inserts an SAT packet*
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You get to wait two years for your results.

Inserts eroodite kangaroo.
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You get a fox who loves to make bad puns.

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You get an e-GeForce card.

* inserts a Foxtaur *
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You get: A basement dweller.

Inserts:
Un-Ebly Sized Font.
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get the Apocalypse

*inserts a Magical unicorn with 17 1/2 eyes
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you get a Wox! (spiderfox)

*inserts blue glow stick. *
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You get a note saying, 'We apologize for the lack of glow coming from your 'glow' stick."
*Inserts Thriller music video*
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You get the next new dance craze for this year's Yarn Ball.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: PopcOH MY GOD WHAT THE Bicycle Repair Man JUST HAPPENED

Inserts: English teacher
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You get "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

*inserts a penny*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get 1/100 of a candy bar. The vending machine doesn't like cheapskates.
*Inserts Sinder*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Sinder back. The vending machine would never want that, why would you put it in in the first place?

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You get Slippy.
*inserts a pair of sunglasses*
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You get: Spo

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a very confused patient.

*inserts a roll* (the bread type)
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You get: rolled (not quite the bread type)

Inserts: new tyres
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you get burning rubber...

* inserts HeMan! *
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You get: She-Ra

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you get Werewolf the howling..

* inserts A rolled-up newspaper *
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: swatted

Inserts: bedtime
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get midnight horror stories.

*inserts a microphone*
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You get that really annoying high-pitched feedback sound.

*Inserts a little respect*
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you get worshiped an well liked.

* inserts Minions! *
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a death ray for controlling the world with
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get :(

*Inserts all his memories.*
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You get a collage of fruit.
*inserts the Master Sword*
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You get the Triforce.
*Insert a Pridelands poster.*
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You get: Grape's saliva. i have no idea how that happened guy

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you get asterisks falling like snow! *********************

** inserts The land of the lost! **
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You get yet another victim of Will Ferrell's parodies
*inserts rain*
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you get sleet.

* inserts USS Enterprise *
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You get the USS Enterprise, Christmas decoration edition (including the crew!)

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You get sliced and diced with a katana in an awesome way that the human eye couldn't spot.

*Insert the House of the Rising Sun*
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