The Vending Machine Game!
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- Jimmy Jazz
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
you get a potato shaped like a kidney, and a note that has the lyrics to a song the vending machine made.
*inserts Ebly*
*inserts Ebly*
what what? Jolly good time.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get tiny font.
*inserts a breath mint*
*inserts a breath mint*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
- Keeshah
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get mint tic tak's in the tic tac toes shapes of X's & O's
*inserts an 18 wheeler simi *
*inserts an 18 wheeler simi *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a vending machine.
*Inserts self-respect*
*Inserts self-respect*
What a beautiful waste-
hangnail whispering, "Let's be lonely together."
hangnail whispering, "Let's be lonely together."
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You get nothing because you didn't put anything in OH SNAP
I insert Google.com.
I insert Google.com.
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You get everything besides the thing you searched for.
*Insert a katana.*
*Insert a katana.*
- Teh Brawler
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You get a mutated reptile with martial arts skills
*inserts an SAT packet*
*inserts an SAT packet*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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You get to wait two years for your results.
Inserts eroodite kangaroo.
Inserts eroodite kangaroo.
What a beautiful waste-
hangnail whispering, "Let's be lonely together."
hangnail whispering, "Let's be lonely together."
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a fox who loves to make bad puns.
Inserts an ATi graphics card...
Inserts an ATi graphics card...
Retired RP Character List (Sorry guys)
Richardson Valley: Venison and Ochen
Brookshire Meadows: Trinket
Oasis Towers: Jaxeh and Klack
Richardson Valley: Venison and Ochen
Brookshire Meadows: Trinket
Oasis Towers: Jaxeh and Klack
- Keeshah
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You get an e-GeForce card.
* inserts a Foxtaur *
* inserts a Foxtaur *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get: A basement dweller.
Inserts: Un-Ebly Sized Font.
Inserts: Un-Ebly Sized Font.
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get the Apocalypse
*inserts a Magical unicorn with 17 1/2 eyes
*inserts a Magical unicorn with 17 1/2 eyes
- Keeshah
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you get a Wox! (spiderfox)
*inserts blue glow stick. *
*inserts blue glow stick. *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
- Teh Brawler
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You get a note saying, 'We apologize for the lack of glow coming from your 'glow' stick."
*Inserts Thriller music video*
*Inserts Thriller music video*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get the next new dance craze for this year's Yarn Ball.
insert a horror movie
insert a horror movie
3 words - Liquid Metal Fur
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You get: PopcOH MY GOD WHAT THE Bicycle Repair Man JUST HAPPENED
Inserts: English teacher
Inserts: English teacher
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
*inserts a penny*
*inserts a penny*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
- Teh Brawler
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You get 1/100 of a candy bar. The vending machine doesn't like cheapskates.
*Inserts Sinder*
*Inserts Sinder*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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You get: Sinder back. The vending machine would never want that, why would you put it in in the first place?
Inserts: schizotypal personality disorder
Inserts: schizotypal personality disorder
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
- Teh Brawler
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You get: Spo
Inserts: schizoid personality disorder (do not be confused, they are completely different U<)
Inserts: schizoid personality disorder (do not be confused, they are completely different U<)
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get a very confused patient.
*inserts a roll* (the bread type)
*inserts a roll* (the bread type)
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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You get: rolled (not quite the bread type)
Inserts: new tyres
Inserts: new tyres
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
- Keeshah
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you get burning rubber...
* inserts HeMan! *
* inserts HeMan! *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get: She-Ra
Inserts: Burning rage
Inserts: Burning rage
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
- Keeshah
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you get Werewolf the howling..
* inserts A rolled-up newspaper *
* inserts A rolled-up newspaper *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get: swatted
Inserts: bedtime
Inserts: bedtime
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get midnight horror stories.
*inserts a microphone*
*inserts a microphone*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get that really annoying high-pitched feedback sound.
*Inserts a little respect*
*Inserts a little respect*
What a beautiful waste-
hangnail whispering, "Let's be lonely together."
hangnail whispering, "Let's be lonely together."
- Keeshah
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you get worshiped an well liked.
* inserts Minions! *
* inserts Minions! *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
- Teh Brawler
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You get a death ray for controlling the world with
*Inserts *
*Inserts *
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get
*Inserts all his memories.*
*Inserts all his memories.*
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You get a collage of fruit.
*inserts the Master Sword*
*inserts the Master Sword*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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You get the Triforce.
*Insert a Pridelands poster.*
*Insert a Pridelands poster.*
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You get: Grape's saliva. i have no idea how that happened guy
Inserts: Something WITHOUT USING ASTERISKS TO DO IT |<
Inserts: Something WITHOUT USING ASTERISKS TO DO IT |<
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
- Keeshah
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you get asterisks falling like snow! *********************
** inserts The land of the lost! **
** inserts The land of the lost! **
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get yet another victim of Will Ferrell's parodies
*inserts rain*
*inserts rain*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
- Keeshah
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you get sleet.
* inserts USS Enterprise *
* inserts USS Enterprise *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get the USS Enterprise, Christmas decoration edition (including the crew!)
Insert a Samurai
Insert a Samurai
3 words - Liquid Metal Fur
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You get sliced and diced with a katana in an awesome way that the human eye couldn't spot.
*Insert the House of the Rising Sun*
*Insert the House of the Rising Sun*