Corrupt a wish!

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:01 pm

Granted, you get GLOBAL COOLING.

I wish my skin was bulletproof.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:26 pm

*And then a tank comes rolling in*

I wish for world peace

(A bit of an easy and often used one I must say)

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:58 pm

Granted. Everyone in the world is now at peace with one another, and all weapons have been destroyed to commemorate the great day! ... In the UNIVERSE, however, is another story. Martians are invading, and they're not exactly peace-lovers. Quickly, defend yourself with the-- Oh. Right. Nothing.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:34 am

Granted. However, you can't quite control this ability of yours, and you end up falling through the floor into the center of the earth.

I wish I was a real boy~

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:51 am

... what?

i wish i knew what he (or she?) meant.

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:02 am

Since I'm the only one who can fulfill that wish...

seeing into the dark corners of my mind has driven you insane. Have fun in therapy!

I wish SOMEBODY WOULD GRANT MY PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED WISH.

Agent Sandwich · Post by **Agent Sandwich** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:35 am

Granted! You dance with joy but fall off a cliff!

I wish Enty would tell me where he got his dp with Peanut kissing Grape and he answers truthfully!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:56 am

granted! but then he has to kill you!

i wish for MADNESS!!!

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:48 am

Okay~ You get lost in Los Angeles

I wish I had a crashed UFO drone

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:37 pm

Done. It has robots that want to take over the earth on it!

I wish I had some sulphur dioxide!

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:50 pm

Yes, you get it. EXCEPT, it comes from that volcanoe right next to you. Lava destroys the world.

I wish for a computer that was more efficient (but not one that is so efficient that it will become an evil AI)

EvilTwin · Post by **EvilTwin** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:47 pm

Granted forthwith, you come to rely on your computer so much that when it breaks you suffer a mental breakdown.

I wish I owned a yacht.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:48 pm

You do, but it gets stolen by evil pirates!

I wish that Alex would stop being so nice to me all the time

dynaslash · Post by **dynaslash** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:50 pm

Granted, but he starts abusing you verbally and physically.

I wish I can haz cheezburgr?

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:23 pm

Granted... However, your cheezburgr gets stolen by a Lolcat passing by on an invisible motorcycle.

I wish I could put toast into my toaster, and have it come back out as bread.

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:56 am

Granted, but now it zaps you whenever you use it.

I wish I had something better to do than sit around all day browsing these forums :3

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:04 pm

granted! but you happen to stumble upon this strange thing that we like to call A LIFE! (im just kidding, you is good people.)

i wish for less then three.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:16 pm

You get negative seven. However, the brackets for absolute value magically appear, and make your negative a positive. Positively corrupted wish, that is.

I wish that today was opposite day!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:37 pm

You wish today was not opposite day? Granted!

I wish more people would join me in this addictive game. Transformice

rempar11 · Post by **rempar11** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:00 am

it happens but there all flamming noob that rage quit all the time

i wish for a world wide paintball match

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:04 am

Granted, except now there is no-one to manufacture the Paintball.

I wish life had characteristic points so I could see what I should do and notice improvements.

rempar11 · Post by **rempar11** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:06 pm

granted but now the your words are based on the point that you have in life

i wish for a xbox 720 for 1 dollar (i can just see the corrupting)

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:07 pm

Your wish comes true, but the Xbox is just a box with colors painted on it

I wish that Spice and wolf season 3 would air now GRRRRRRR

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:32 pm

It does! ... But only in Japan. And they decide to never show show it again, or release it beyond the country's borders, because it's just so amazing.

I wish I could be more sophisticated.

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:22 pm

You do, but you become more snooty too and you lose all of your friends.

I wish I could safely jump off of tall things without a parachute or anything like one.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:25 pm

granted...but you don't land safely!

I wish I had a mouse!

rempar11 · Post by **rempar11** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:01 pm

you get it ..... but it has the plauge with no cure for ten years (new black death lol)

i wish i had a better avi

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:16 pm

You got it~ But the files it came with are loaded with Trojan viruses :/

I wish I had an entire crate of bottle rockets for fourth of July

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:09 pm

you get it! and they all go off at once, pointing at the ground beneath your feet.

i wish the fireworks i go see will be awesome!!

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:20 pm

Granted. They will be awesome.

I wish there were more nice genies who didn't corrupt wishes!

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:28 pm

There are! ... They just stay far, far away from this game.

I wish that I could play baseball without getting hit in the face.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:31 pm

You can!...but now you get hit in the gut. Every time.

I wish it stopped being cloudy outside.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:02 pm

Granted, now there is a meteor shower to take its place.

I wish fun was around every corner.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:21 am

It is, but now fun becomes so boring you wish that fun wouldn't exist, and make boring fun instead which would be so unbelievably weird it wouldn't exist

I wish everyone would stop hating me <.<

dynaslash · Post by **dynaslash** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:03 am

Granted, they all become enamoured with you.

I wish that i had wings without losing any of my body parts or organs. Like, angel wings, or dragon wings.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:00 am

Graneted, but you can't fit through the door...

I wish I had a better camera that worked with a USB lead cable.

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:25 pm

Granted. However, it is infected with the lovechild of GLaDos and HAL. Good luck with that.

I wish for LAZER BEEMS

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:46 pm

granted, but the spell-checker in my wand changed "BEEMS" into "BEANS" and you get inedible beans that travel at the speed of light.

i wish i knew i would wish for a wish i would.

Enty · Post by **Enty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:49 am

Granted, but due to abuse of the english language, the world implodes.

I wish for a swimming pool. Filled with jell-o.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:06 am

You do, but it is an out-door swimming pool so the jell-o is starting to reek and melt.

I wish there was an indoor pool somewhere near where I live so I won't keep getting sunburnt.