Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:37 am

Granted. But your taxes are increased 50 fold. Have fun trying to stop the tax collectors.

I wish to be the best country/western singer in the world.

Post by **Render** » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:23 am

It seems that nobody wants to grant you that wish. Does that have a reason?

I grant it to you under the condition that you'll never sing till this is explained.

I wish that nobody ever explains why.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:33 pm

Granted. But now nobody ever explains why anything so everyone is in a constant state of confusion.

I wish to be confused.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:13 am

Granted, I get you a job decoding the 4th Kryptos message.

I wish to have three wishes.

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:58 am

Granted, but due to a reading mistake, three witches were delivered. They are now fighting in your bedroom. Take care.

I wish to have a better computer.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:51 pm

Granted. The power grid in your are is completely destroyed too.

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:53 pm

As you didn't wish anything, I just leave a message for you:

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I wish for an inspiration. (But no hints!)[/color]

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:10 am

Granted. Since giving a direct reply is too out-of-character, and you asked to give no hints, I just keep an inspiration for myself for until you change your mind on hints.
Yap, GECKOder is awesome.
I wish I was always giving simple and straightforward answers like this one.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:05 pm

Granted, it got boring.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:43 am

Granted, you now have a 7 hour day and sleep for 17 hours.

I wish I could wake up without going back to sleep for an hour.

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:21 am

Granted. This now happens occasionally somewhen during the night. Every night. At least once.

I wich for some orange juice.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:35 am

Granted. It starts to rain orange juice making everything sticky.

I wish for some marshmallow.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:36 am

Granted. Look outside...

I wish I could move to the Housepets! universe.

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:26 am

Granted. You will become Duchess' new "partner in love".

I wish that I have an idea about dinner today and tomorrow.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:42 pm

Granted. It tells you all of your meals ahead of you, in a voice that would disturb you at the worst possible time. It can't be stopped.

I wish I can control my computer telepathically.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:48 am

Granted. However your computer can now control you telepathically. Enjoy the popups, spam and your brain crashing.

I wish I could levitate myself and objects around me.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:38 pm

Granted. You cannot selectively levitate certain objects. Everything within 1 kilometer from you (in all directions) will experience the same force per unit mass.

I wish my clothes will never become dirty, stain, bleach or smell.

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:22 pm

Granted, but from time to time they become invisible. Not predictable which part at what time and for how long.

I wish for ice cubes that won't melt so fast.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:51 pm

Granted, the ice cubes are not edible.

I wish I could be more active around these forums.

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:55 pm

~~Granted, but the replies on your posts will not make sense anymore.~~
Granted, but everything will be painted in bright green.

I wish people will remember this for replies on RioluNations posts.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:04 am

Granted. That will be the only thing they remember, therefore will not be able to remember this site, how to use a computer, how to move or even breath!

I wish someone would make the connection between me and my other identity.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:39 am

Granted. He starts stalking you.

I wish all marker pens don't dry up from air exposure.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:10 am

[I don't like him stalking me, he is very creepy.]
Granted. All marker pens now turn what they touch that colour the second they touch it.

I wish for infinite chocolate.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:38 pm

Granted. The whole world is now chocolate.

I wish for everyone to be like me.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:57 pm

granted , and now you will get paranoid , wondering if you're the true "you" , or just another clone
I wish for a pool of jelly !

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:55 pm

Granted. You get liquified and slightly congealed.

I wish for no more "you've been invited to play [insert game title here]" notifications on Facebook.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:04 pm

granted , it will now change to "your friends has just clicked this game"

I wish for the ability to not sleep without any bad consequences what so ever

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:55 pm

Granted. Too bad you have no idea how to activate this ability.

I wish for whatever the next user wishes for but in double.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:10 am

Granted...

I wish one of Hlaoroo's eyes would fall out but stay attached and functional.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:14 am

Granted. But that can't be doubled as per my previous wish since having that doubled and the single verison which you wished for would entail me needing 3 eyes. Therefore the universe implodes.

I wish the universe didn't just implode.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:27 am

Granted it imexplodes.

I wish the universe was more weird.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:28 am

Granted. The entire universe is now made of a combination of "Silly String" and window putty.

I wish for more willpower.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:24 pm

Granted. But you can't do anything.

I wish I had the power to overrule wishes.

Post by **Render** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:42 pm

Granted. But you can use this force only twice. So choose wisely.

I wish that the military spending of the whole world will be put in science for at least five years.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:47 pm

Granted. My spending wasn't.

I quickly usurp many countries.
I wish I had abilities from Xenoblade.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:32 pm

Granted, your powers are weak.

I wish I could evolve my Eevee into Sylveon already.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:09 pm

Granted, it loses stats instead of gaining and never recovers.
I wish my countries weather would lighten up.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:12 pm

Granted. You now get fried and desertified under constant sunlight.

I wish I had a towel. One must always carry one's towel.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:17 pm

"Don't forget to bring a towel!"
You get towlie.
... And that is the ideal weather for me, thanks!
I wish I could sleep.

Post by **Render** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:54 pm

Granted, now you can sleep. Hope you did not want to wake up again in the near future...

I wish to be more concentrated when writing replies...