Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:49 pm

Banned for having such flimsy tables. Back in my day you could whack a table over a police car while eating your dinner on it.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:50 pm

Banned because they were your tables at first!

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:52 pm

Banned because I took all my tables when I retired from dictatoring.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:52 pm

Banned for being cheap.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:55 pm

Banned for keeping all my other stuff.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:42 pm

Banned becaues you left it.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:53 pm

I repeat Banned for keeping all my stuff.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:55 pm

I repeat, banned because you left it!

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:57 pm

Banned because this could go on forever.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:06 pm

Banned for being right.

Leafolawl · Post by **Leafolawl** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:16 pm

Banned for being NARROW!
*grins stupidly*

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:18 pm

Leafolawl is actually banned. I can do that. *bans*
(Not really.)

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:20 pm

Banned for having magical Mod powers.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:26 pm

Banned for banning a mod.
That breaks all known laws of banning!!

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:27 pm

Banned for being a dictator that chastises me for breaking laws.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:34 pm

Banned for banning a dictator.
You will rot in jail for many years.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:35 pm

Banned for not knowing that my time as dictator earned me many connections.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:37 pm

Banned for forgeting that I could have already put all of them in jail.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:40 pm

Banned for not seeing that that would but me directly into contact with them.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:41 pm

Banned because I could simply put you in a different jail.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:42 pm

Banned for not knowing that my connections have connections that have connections that have....

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:44 pm

Banned for thinking that your connections's connections's would care what happened to you.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:45 pm

Banned for not knowing that death threats are very helpful

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:51 pm

Banned for not being asleep right now.
If you live in Belgium then it must be really late right now.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:55 pm

Banned because it's only about 3 in the morning.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:56 pm

Banned for it being tomarrow while it is still today here.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:58 pm

Banne for blaming me. It's the earth's fault.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:00 pm

Banned because you live there.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:02 pm

Banned because I have to live here. I kinda have to stay with my parents. (Belgium's cool though. It's like the UK but more european and less worried about kids).

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:03 pm

Banned for being too young to move.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:11 pm

Banned because what was I supposed to do? Kindly ask my parents to procreate a few years earlier?

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:15 pm

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:15 pm

Banned for not banning Slappy

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:16 pm

Banned because I was trying to be funny by telling him to do something that is impossible.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:24 pm

Banned for being funny.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:25 pm

Banned for having no sense of humur.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:29 pm

Banned for insulting my sense of humour. I usually am hard to make laugh but simple things make me.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:36 pm

Banned for admitting that you laugh.

SirSlappy · Post by **SirSlappy** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:37 pm

Banned because when did I say i didn't?

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:38 pm

Hmmm...
Banned for being right.