Your Favorite Quotes

Rollofthedice · Post by **Rollofthedice** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:40 am

"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"

-Legolas

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:50 am

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

- Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:06 pm

Coatl_Ruu wrote:"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

- Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay

I swear by Dissension's colon looking up this page was the best thing that's happened to me today.
Some of these are actually very good analogies-not for an essay, by any means, but still kinda clever, at least as a non sequitur.

"They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth."
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."

Daggy · Post by **Daggy** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:29 pm

CaptainPea wrote:
Coatl_Ruu wrote:"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

- Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay
I swear by Dissension's colon looking up this page was the best thing that's happened to me today.
Some of these are actually very good analogies-not for an essay, by any means, but still kinda clever, at least as a non sequitur.

"They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth."
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."

Agreed. This just made my day.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:39 pm

"I believe in a world where the chicken can cross the road and not have his intentions questioned." idk who said that

Some day I believe, we will be able to express ourselves, we will be able to show the world our free opinion. The so called freedom of speech is a lie, we must not believe it for we cannot speak of the evil that inhabits this country and inhabits the world. We cannot educate our children to defend themselves from the evil, only to run away and eventually be consumed by it.

-Yehoshua-

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:22 am

"English people come from England!"
-Jump Start 3rd Grade

redmarker97 · Post by **redmarker97** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:32 am

"War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over."
-William Tecumseh Sherman

KalloonWhite · Post by **KalloonWhite** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:53 pm

"I am you, and you are me."
-Naoto Shirogane, Persona 4

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:34 pm

"Sorrow is a living thing, it is twisted and cold. It feeds off of the harshness of the world, and seeks shelter in men's heart and soul."

Irish proverb.

It is fitting for me at this time.

Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:44 pm

"One does not shake the box containing the Sticky Notes of Doom" -Edge, from Freefall.
"Hitler shouldn't be cute. And he definitely shouldn't sparkle."-Florence, from Freefall

and though I don't like the show
"One can not build a society based solely on the teachings of 'My Little Pony'"- Sawtooth, from Freefall.

FuhrerVonZephyr · Post by **FuhrerVonZephyr** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:42 pm

"I am a shadow, the true self." -Every single boss from Persona 4

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:59 pm

"I'm telling you, Helix. It's a sad day when you can't leave your emu unattended without the stereo getting stolen." --Sam Starfall, of Freefall.

angelusbr · Post by **angelusbr** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:11 pm

"Because, Darling, this is my world and you people just live in it" Salem, from the animated series of Sabrina the teenage witch.

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:50 pm

"Meh, I'll (action)"
- Eliel "Dimitri" "Eliot" Morales

zeekgenateer · Post by **zeekgenateer** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:11 pm

"Now face the mighty Bison *evil grin*"
"My psycho power knows no limits!"
"I'll have my reveeeenge!"
"Whatever"

Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:04 pm

"Hehe, Billy West. What a stupid, phoney, made-up name!"- Fry, of Futurama, voiced by Billy West.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:20 pm

New favorite quote. Movie: RANGO

"Is this heaven?"-Rango
"No. If it was, we would be eating Pop-tarts with Kim Novac right now."-Spirit of the West

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:31 pm

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!
- Toby "Tobuscus" Turner.

FuhrerVonZephyr · Post by **FuhrerVonZephyr** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:06 pm

"Huh, I must have overslept, it's already night out..."
"For the first time since I got here..."
"On a planet with three suns."
Explosion of rage in 3, 2, 1…
-Vegita, Dragon Ball Z: The Abridged Series.

Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:23 pm

"Point to Iraq."
"that's Iraq."
"That's China."
"You're China!"
"That's an outrageous accusation".
an exchange between the janitor and J.D. from Scrubs. parts have been edited out because they weren't funny.

KizerZin · Post by **KizerZin** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:35 pm

Mass Effect:
Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up

zeekgenateer · Post by **zeekgenateer** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:12 pm

Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: muffins and cookies it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:26 pm

zeekgenateer wrote:Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: **** it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!

Thank you, I now desperately have to go watch that movie again.

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:04 am

zeekgenateer wrote:Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: **** it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!

Isn't that the movie where Americans declare war to Canada? And where Canadians get really tickled off because they, the Americans, insulted their beer?

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:08 pm

"I came back from space, and I had but one vision, the world set ablaze. And do you know what I saw there? Fury."-The Fury

Cm4F · Post by **Cm4F** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:11 pm

"Let there be light. That's, a, God, I was quoting God."

: Mr. Wheatly - Portal 2

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:15 am

"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked." -Jimi Hendrix

and

"Money doesn't talk, it swears."- Bob Dylan

Some of my favorite jokes

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:49 am

Russiarules1 wrote:
zeekgenateer wrote:Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: **** it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
Isn't that the movie where Americans declare war to Canada? And where Canadians get really tickled off because they, the Americans, insulted their beer?

You're thinking of Canadian Bacon, a film by Michael Moore (yes, THAT Michael Moore).

zeekgenateer · Post by **zeekgenateer** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:04 pm

Russiarules1 wrote:
zeekgenateer wrote:Hot Shots: Part Deux
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: **** it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
Isn't that the movie where Americans declare war to Canada? And where Canadians get really tickled off because they, the Americans, insulted their beer?

No this is a movie with Charlie Sheen (yep, that guy) back in the 90s. America is sending covert teams into iraq and failing miserably, so Topper Harley (sheen) needs to lead a team to get the men who went in to get the men who were captured. Memorable parts of the movie are the lightsaber fight between the US President and Saddam Hussein, and basically everything else. Highly recommended.

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:37 pm

Dang it people, stop making me want to watch movies I haven't watched in years!

"I have told the Entmeet your names, and we haaaave deciiiideeed......we have decided, you are NOT orcs."
-Treebeard

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:59 pm

for thosewho belive no proof is need but for those who dont belive there iis no proof possible
stewert chase

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:56 pm

The judges have decided! I'm sorry but... You win.
-way too many series and movies and anything to specify on one-

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:02 pm

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.
-unknown

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:31 am

Zander wrote:If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.
-unknown

Wait, wasn't that line in Suckerpunch?

"I've got a jar of dirt!"

zeekgenateer · Post by **zeekgenateer** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:56 pm

"Monopoly was not for me; chess made me stressed out - so the only way I could get down was with pocket electronics and bleeps. Ever since my Game Boy made toys obsolete I've been a well behaved boy that played inside and stayed off the street. Yes, I got my electric shocks from Tetris blocks and Mario Land. Though there wasn't much room for much but mushrooms I was the man, man. With a pad in my hand, hammering at it while eating my breakfast, being the best - that was the plan, beating the rest and leaving them breathless. Please believe me, nobody could beat me at Tetris, I ****ing rock, dropping blocks like heads off chopping blocks, I was on some next ****. And I've still got a flame for puzzle games like HD Hexic, but when the PC came my gaming tastes became eclectic." Dan Bull - Generation Gaming

One of the best raps ever.

Cm4F · Post by **Cm4F** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:50 pm

naylorfan90 wrote:"I've got a jar of dirt!"

"And guess what's inside it!!"

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:00 am

"Wait, I don't hate you! Oh that's right, I do."-I forget who said this, but it was funny

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:34 pm

"A toilet paper ad with a father and two kids staring in confusion and dismay at an empty toilet paper roll. Naturally Mom has to come along and save the day. The solution, obviously, is not to tell your family to quit being such morons and change the muffins and cookies roll, but to buy larger rolls with more TP on them so this disaster occurs less frequently."
-TvTropes, The Power of Cheese

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:57 pm

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"
"My mom came out of me"
-Toby "Tobuscus" Turner

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:02 pm

"Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him."
-Celeborn, from The Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring

On a related note, being able to give that quote, and the name of the character who said it, without so much as looking up videos on youtube, as made me realize that I am a massive dork.