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Nitrosparxx
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by Nitrosparxx » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:33 pm
Alex M. wrote: You are stabbed in the heart 37 times
Caaaaaaaaarl!! That Kills people!
ANYWAY: Granted, but it's too small to do anything with, so your teacher gives you the worlds largest number for statistic
I wish when I die, I go to the Ring of the slightly damned.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:30 pm
Granted, but you won't die for another 7 million years.
I wish the colour option had more colours.
Ask me about the
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Nitrosparxx
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by Nitrosparxx » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:40 pm
Granted, but you go color blind.
I wish for a 3DS
Blue Braixen
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by Blue Braixen » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:43 pm
Granted. YOu get this.
I wish for a better life.
Nitrosparxx
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by Nitrosparxx » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:49 pm
Granted. You get a girlfriend, a nice pleasant two story house, with marble floors, huge kitchen and lavish bathrooms. It also has an awesome game room and an indoor swimming pool. You have a pleaseant job as a game dierector, and you are head of your own gaming company...
...and then the Cthulu comes by and eats you! XD
I wish for a year's supply of Diet Pepsi.
Blue Braixen
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by Blue Braixen » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:51 pm
Granted, but the shipment gets shipwrecked in Antarctica.
I wish I could think of better wishes than the generic ones I've come up with so far.
Nitrosparxx
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by Nitrosparxx » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:03 pm
You do...but the Cthulu eats you!
I wish eternal Darkness
Alex M.
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by Alex M. » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:17 pm
Granted. Mow you live in an INTRO OF DARKNESS, MIDTRO OF DARKNESS and OUTRO OF DARKNESS.
I wish for more "ñ".
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
copper
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by copper » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:43 pm
That is all you can type now.
I wish for a conversation with my personal hero.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:07 pm
Granted, but your personal hero finds out you are serious competition for him/her, so they destroy all means for you to get famous with.
I wish music was everywhere!
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copper
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by copper » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:15 pm
The only songs around are by Justin Bieber.
I wish for more space.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:24 pm
Granted. But you never noticed, because we haven't gotten any farther than our moon.
I wish humans were intergalactic beings.
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copper
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by copper » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:27 pm
We are enslaved by an alien race and our species is scattered across several galaxies. Nice wish.
I wish for an exciting world series this year.
shadowhaz
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by shadowhaz » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:34 pm
Granted but its so exciting you die of anticipation
I wish I could keep go to shibuya
it takes an idiot to do cool things that's why they're cool
soothing no?
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copper
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by copper » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:38 pm
You do get to go, but only after you sell your soul to someone.
I wish that the Mythos existed.
Alex M.
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by Alex M. » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:13 am
Mythos crush you when you saw it.
I wish Martin O'Donell were my grandpa.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:16 am
Granted, but he balmes you for all his mistakes.
I wish there were more Rice Krispies to give to the hungry people of the world.
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Chaplin
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by Chaplin » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:07 am
Granted, yet the poor are allergic
I wish for $42.08
Alex M.
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by Alex M. » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:28 pm
You got ¢42.08
I wish for a new dimension.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:24 pm
Granted, you recieve a dimension of grand singularity.
I wish I could compose for an orchestra, just once.
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Alex M.
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by Alex M. » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:45 pm
You compose the best Orchestra, but nobody attends to the event.
I wish for a better Video card.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:55 pm
Granted, but the rest of your computer was destroyed in the installation process.
I wish I could speak Spanish fluently.
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A-coro
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by A-coro » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:45 pm
You learn it just as everyone decides it's cool to speak italian.
I wish I always knew how a person would react before I did something.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:48 pm
Granted, but you never tell a joke again because you know exactly how the person will laugh, so you find telling the joke pointless.
I wish video games weren't so popular.
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Alex M.
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by Alex M. » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:33 am
You're sent to an alternate dimension where videogames doesn't exist, where nothing fun exists.
I wish for a new pair of glasses.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:35 am
Granted, only they make your vision blurry.
I wish house's came equiped with dance floors.
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Nitrosparxx
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by Nitrosparxx » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:54 pm
Granted, but you slip and break your back while walking on it
I wish my Ipod's battery would drain so quickly.
Alex M.
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by Alex M. » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:46 pm
Granted. You Ipod asplodes, so you don't need to worry about the battery anymore.
I wish I had Soy meat.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Nitrosparxx
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by Nitrosparxx » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:59 pm
Granted but it tastes like ****
I wish I could Write better music
Aarden
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by Aarden » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:19 pm
You write better music, but it is stored on a floppy disk and is unaccessible.
I wish for research funding.
Alex M.
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by Alex M. » Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:10 am
Granted. You lost all of your work, but now you have funds.
I wish for a vinyl record.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:50 am
Granted, but it's a recording of Justin Bieber live at concert.
I wish I had a better recording studio.
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copper
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by copper » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:16 am
Granted, but you fall into debt and have to sell it to your worst enemy.
I wish for a jolly good time at the destination of my choosing.
Goforit
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by Goforit » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:17 am
Granted, but your place of residence was burnt to the ground while you were away.
I wish poeple weren't afraid to be themselves.
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shadowhaz
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by shadowhaz » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:18 am
Granted to bad it causes extreme arrogance
I wish for a faster laptop
it takes an idiot to do cool things that's why they're cool
soothing no?
♥ ♦ ♣
Goforit
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by Goforit » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:19 am
Granted, but you loose everything else. At least you can tell your friends in a split second!
I wish I still had a lava lamp.
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copper
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by copper » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:23 am
It explodes.
TPBM has experience in jobs.
shadowhaz
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by shadowhaz » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:27 am
false but wrong game
I wish for 3 wishes XD
it takes an idiot to do cool things that's why they're cool
soothing no?
♥ ♦ ♣
Goforit
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by Goforit » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:28 am
Granted, they are 1. That your bank account is emptied, 2. That your identity is stolen and 3. That your house is burnt down.
Luckily for you, they all come true!
I wish I had a better camera.
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copper
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by copper » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:30 am
You get it, but can't figure out how to use the darn thing.
I wish for better memory.