The Vending Machine Game!

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:24 am

you get Rick Rolled!

* inserts the Sears catalog *

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:19 am

you get a selfish 3 year old with a marker

*inserts science project*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:23 am

out comes a potato clock.

*inserts life*

Hipstar · Post by **Hipstar** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:29 am

you get a boring 9-5 job and nasty children just go die in a fire

*inserts Metal Gear Solid 2*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:12 am

you get a bloody headband.

inserts a knife.

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:47 am

you get mocked by Croc. Dundee about the small size of your knife!

* inserts Honey *

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:03 pm

You get a Winnie-the-Pooh who is no longer hungry!

*Inserts Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:07 pm

You get a BLT.

*inserts a prayer for a true peace in space*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:12 pm

you get a predator vs. aliens war in space.

* inserts SpaceBalls! *

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:27 pm

you get Schwartz brand rocket fuel
*inserts a report card*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:33 pm

you get a big, shiny, red and beautiful F!!!!!!!!

inserts your mother.

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:41 pm

You get dozens of insulting jokes.

*inserts your face*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:53 pm

You get several lascerations in the sternum WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER YOUR BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*inserts Ralph Lauren cologne*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:47 pm

you get dozens of pets sniffing you over intently..

* inserts a firefox *

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:12 am

gets good downloads but slow browsing speed.

inserts a dead plagued rat and a stick.

EchoFireant · Post by **EchoFireant** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:44 am

You get a dead rat flail.

*inserts a crazy guy"

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:09 am

yes! i was so hoping someone would get this and make the rat flail.

out comes a restraining jacket.

*inserts a crocodile*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:43 pm

The crocodile comes back out of the machine. Wait, there's something different about it......OH SNAP IT'S AN ALLIGATOR NOT A CROCODILE
*inserts doctors and lawyers and cops*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:49 pm

gets a baker a farmer and a mail deliverer. (its a thinker)

inserts a glass of coke.

Cipher · Post by **Cipher** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:22 pm

You get a cipher glass. (lol @ ego-searching)

*Inserts a photo of Sigmund Freud.*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:23 pm

gets your mother (who can understand this?)

inserts a book about psychology.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:52 pm

you get a greek statue

*inserts sad attempts at fanart*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:56 pm

you get a small hoard of raving fan boi's who don't bathe'

* inserts The death star *

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:02 pm

out comes an explosion.

inserts peanut.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:08 pm

you get screaming fangirls

*inserts puppy Peanut*

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:01 pm

You get Princess Periwinkle!

*Inserts Princess Periwinkle's vet*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:58 pm

You get a wrench.

*inserts bolts*

EchoFireant · Post by **EchoFireant** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:45 am

You get lightning bolts that fried my router and network driver card.

*Inserts fried chips*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:07 am

you get pork rinds

* inserts caramel corn *

Cipher · Post by **Cipher** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:31 am

You get fried chocolate-covered strawberry waffle balls on a stick.

*Inserts a county fair*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:53 am

you get elephant ears.

* inserts tilt-a-whirl *

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:30 am

You get Wilt-a-Whirl, an exciting ride for dead flowers! Isn't that exciting? No? Yeah, you're right, it sucks.

*inserts Texas*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:09 pm

gets a homeless person.

inserts Grape. (yep. first peanut, then grape.)

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:52 pm

You get broomed AND frying panned
*inserts your homeroom teacher*

Hipstar · Post by **Hipstar** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:35 pm

you get nothing since I'm in college and there are no homerooms, only roommates.
*inserts my roommate*

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:19 pm

out comes the underwear he left on the floor. he is so messy! D:<

inserts a remote controller.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:26 pm

You get a wireless game controller
*inserts a cartridge*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:40 pm

You get a pear tree. Wait a minute. . . you said a cartridge? I thought you said partridge. My mistake. But you still get a pear tree.

*inserts five golden rings*

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:05 pm

you get a raspy soprano

*inserts The Hunger Games (awesomest book!!!)*

Cipher · Post by **Cipher** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:34 pm

You get... SINISTAR... RUN. RUN. RUN. HE HUNGERS.

*Inserts red wizard*, hope there's food in there, 'cause he needs it badly.