The Vending Machine Game!

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You get Tim Burton
*inserts Java code*
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You get: HAH I WAS LEARNING THAT
THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T SLIP ANYTHING PAST ME
but man i like C++ a whole lot more. but i respect all the different things you can actually use java for, and the GUI stuff that comes with Swing.
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uh
you get cake?

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You get some donuts.
*Inserts a box of shrunken heads and mini bananas.*
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You get Ninja Donkey Kong, that's right he's a ninja.

inserts the vending machine into the vending machine.
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You get the Staples easy button
*inserts snow*
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You get the Christmas spirit AND Santa's hat.
*Insert a soothsayer.*
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you get to know whats in the box without shaking it.

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You get Fox
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You get a Mac
*Inserts mircrowave*
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You get a Nuke.
*Inserts fried bananas*
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you get the I-banana phone.

* inserts butt sniffing lessons *
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You get: No takers.

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You get me! I'd do anything for coffee....
*Insert chocolate*
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You get "The Meaning Of Life"
*Inserts a squeaky bone*
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You get "Ra reaning rof Rife"
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Teh Brawler wrote:You get "Ra reaning rof Rife"
Inserts Snoopy

Your get the Red baron
*inserts Hall's "Vapor action"*
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You get vaporized by a futuristic sci-fi gun! You dead. D=

*inserts a wooden nickel*
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You get splinters :shock:
uh... inserts the exorcist (best book ever :twisted: )
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You get some cheesy ghost stories told around a campfire. :P

*inserts a CD*
*WARNING* This product contains A.D.H.D. and is therefore liable to suddenly lose interest in what he's saying, stare into space for unknown amounts of time, and point at random objects shouting, "Look, a chicken!" when there is no chicken.
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You get an iPod
*inserts every forum member who was active when I joined that has now dropped off the face of the planet (coughanoncough)*
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*You get lack of interest, lack of internet and problems in life*
Insert the Grim Reaper.
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You get -- what do you expect? -- death and destruction. To you, and to everything else in the machine and around the machine. Good freaking job.

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You get the same thing as when you put in the grim reaper, but with more "eh"s involved
*inserts a two dollar bill*
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Gets two back cuase they is Wrinkly :o
Inserts... the Veldt (you know... Parents eaten by lions?)
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The lions in the vending machine eat the Veldt, and then come out and eat you. Once again, you are dead. D-E-D, ded.

*inserts a generic coin*
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You get Ebly's and Slippery's love. <3
*Inserts an Australian*
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you get steriotypes!

inserts spike jonze(the directer...)
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you get Ron Howard the actor-director

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You get a scathing letter from the PETA about abusing animals by shoving them into vending machines and kidnapping PETA members
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You get two people named Robert and Catherine, who each refer to themselves by three-letter nicknames. And look, you didn't die like the last three posts I made in this thread! Aren't you in luck?

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you get murdered by numbers!

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You get fireworks that don't actually work. So they're more like, fires.

*inserts $11.01*
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You get an "Arby's $5.01 Roast Chicken Ranch Combo..." and six bucks.

*Inserts Special Forces*
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You get Special Ed.
*inserts a bag of stale chips and a lighter.*
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you get french fry scented incense.

* inserts presents under the tree *
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You get coal. You naughty child.
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you get a lemon...
and a bag of endless tofu... not the flavored kind... with a letter that says "enjoy :D".

*curioulsy tries to remove a stuck red nose, and trips into the machine.*

(always wanted to say something like that to these types of forum games :P)
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You get a view of the interior of the vending machine. Gee, it's kinda dark. Did you bring a light? No? Well, maybe a Koopa will lend you his, if you "persuade" him.

*inserts a Koopa*
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The koopa says, "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." You receive a magic sword.
Suddenly, an Octorok is inserted into the vending machine.
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You get: wat

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