Corrupt a wish!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:55 pm

But you can not aim it correctly.

I wish for great success.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:12 pm

Congratulations! You were a great success at landing up in the corona of the sun and burning up in a flurry of flames raining down upon the Earth! A first!!!

I wish I didn't like my wish.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:18 pm

Because you will never have it.

I wish violence around the world would halt and that we all (Animals included) come together to work for a just cause.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:21 pm

The just cause: Blow up the world in order to save the universe.

I wish I could fly, not beyond my bounds, of course.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:29 pm

You do not have a good success rate.

I wish that I could glide better in the wind.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:32 pm

*poof* You're a flying squirrel! Now you can glide at night even better, when all the stores are closed and the clubs are shut down and everyone's asleep.

I wish I could teleport myself.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:43 pm

(Erm......I was already a flying squirrel)
You can teleport only when you say the magic dictionary sized magic words without fail.

I wish the games would slow down a bit.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:48 pm

Wish granted. Now the games make you bored and lose their original purpose of entertaining you.

I wish I had good accuracy.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:53 pm

You don't for the sake of everyone. You are accurate at throwing cheese doodles.

I wish weapons were outlawed.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:00 pm

They are, but the black market sells more than enough to continue the bloodshed, so your wish become useless.

I wish that I knew what to wish for

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:03 pm

You know what you wanted to wish for, but then you realized that you just wasted your turn.

I wish I could create a vehicle that goes at 1% over lightspeed and I can use.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:04 pm

But at the time you knew, you had no more wishes.

I wish I had talent.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:22 pm

You have talent at losing your wishes on useless things really quickly.

I wish I could have the sun.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:25 pm

You can have the sun, but only after it's frozen and becomes another ordinary rock.

I wish I had a wish.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:28 pm

Wish granted! Now you have a wish that is sure to backfire you if you make one wrong move! Muahahhaahhahah *cough, cough* Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

EDIT: D'oh! Forgot my wish!
I wish I could forget my wish again!

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:31 pm

You now have amnesia, so you forget your wish and everything else about you

I wish I had a song to sing

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:35 pm

It is the hocky pocky.

I wish I could read, write and type fast, accurately, and thoughtfully.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:42 pm

you can, but you lose your sight in the process.

I wish I could break a world record

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:44 pm

It is a record not to be proud of.

I wish insects were not in my area.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:53 pm

Wish granted. The trees die. The soil rots. The world around you turns brown as the soil compacts due to no insects fertilizing the soil.

I wish I had a kitty...

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:56 pm

It is a tricky little devil. >:3

I wish that I could have a pet Squirrel and to keep it safe from harm. Maybe having branches in my house for it to play on.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:24 pm

granted! now it chews through the insulation in your attic!!

i wish i had another milkshake

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:29 pm

It does not taste all that good.

I wish I knew the reason for those Harry Potter Jelly Beans.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:38 pm

Granted, but to understand the reason, you have to consume a dozen vomit- flavored beans. D:

I wish there were more hours in the day so I could sleep more.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:40 pm

There are more hours, but you must spend them awake due to the insomnia you start to experience.

I wish a wish, the wishiest wish, the wishiest wish there was.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:43 pm

copper wrote:There are more hours, but you must spend them awake due to the insomnia you start to experience.

I wish a wish, the wishiest wish, the wishiest wish there was.

Even more insomnia than I suffer from now? You evil, evil person. XD j/k.

Your wish is Granted, but it is so awesome that the world blows up. D:

I wish my stupid computer would let me "like" the pages on Facebook again!!

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:45 pm

Beagle wrote:
copper wrote:There are more hours, but you must spend them awake due to the insomnia you start to experience.

I wish a wish, the wishiest wish, the wishiest wish there was.
Even more insomnia than I suffer from now? You evil, evil person. XD j/k.

Your wish is Granted, but it is so awesome that the world blows up. D:

I wish my stupid computer would let me "like" the pages on Facebook again!!

Granted, but you can't choose which ones to like.

I wish i had another dog.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:54 pm

you are now the proud owner of the one dog in this world that hates you for no reason at all.

tpbm has a book on dog breeds

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:03 pm

lol, wrong game copper. And no, I do not.

I wish for a phone call from a good friend. (Doesn't matter who, I'm so bored.)

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:06 pm

Your friend tells you that they are moving.

I wish that last post would disappear

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:12 pm

Granted, but now our conversation doesn't make sense. XD

Don't feel bad. On the "Have You Ever" thead, I was talking about falling off a roof when I said: "

Yes, yes I have." But alas, my stupid computer.. >_>

I wish my post on that thread was fixed.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:23 pm

Granted, but now you can't fix any posts on this thread.

I wish that slightly Damned could stay at a tues. and thurs. schedule.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:25 pm

*Gasps* Yes! I love that comic!

Granted, but Housepets never updates again. Ohhh noooooo!!!

I wish I didn't just have the living poo scared out of me....

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:28 pm

Granted, you peed yourself instead

I wish for corruption

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:32 pm

YAY FOR ANARCHY!!

*Crazy and hysterical and power-hungry person now hits you with a brick and places you in a coma.*

I wish there was something better on the radio other than nasty lyrics or every single song I already know by heart.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:40 pm

Granted. All radio stations play "Nearer, My God, To Thee" as their swan song.
titanic reference. weird, huh?

I wish I could go back to where I was

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:03 am

You used to be in the surface of the Sun.

I wish that this wish was incorruptible.

Private Elliot · Post by **Private Elliot** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:05 am

I wish that dalonewolf would make his postcount above 1 even though he has posted 10+

Oh and Your wish for no wishes to be corrupted has been corrupted.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:08 am

Wish granted, however, the duration of it happening was not accounted for.

I wish I could see the stars up-close.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:54 pm

You get blind obviously.

I wish the sun was not so blindingly bright but still has the effect it does now.