Corrupt a wish!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:58 pm

All but the P button are now broken, that and caps lock.

I wish the caps lock was not so inconvenient.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:01 pm

Granted, Caps Lock now doesn't exist anymore. IN FACT NOW KEYBORDS ONLY WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

I wish I could know someone famous someday

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:04 pm

You see a celebrity on TV don't you?

I wish celebrities could live humble lives without paparazzi.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:07 pm

Impossible. Wish not Granted. *BEEEP*

I wish politicians were forced by a mysterious force to say only the truth

would be quite fun indeed

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:08 pm

They do say the truth, you just have to interpret it. But most things they are hammered on is their opinions.

I wish opinions were not so dangerous.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:11 pm

I would like very much this was REALLY granted. but unfortunately will never be ;_;

I wish to have a good internet connection

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:20 pm

And it is backwards day.

I wish for more fun stuff to happen over the weekend.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:33 am

And the weekend is beautiful and sunny all over the world; except where you live, where there are torrential rainstorms.

I wish that I knew the meaning of life.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:58 am

Sure, but you won't like it.

I wish I had the faith in myself to improve my skills.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:29 pm

I'm sure you'd love that.
I wish my computer was faster.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:35 pm

Granted, but you have no internet.

I wish for more friends.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:38 pm

Granted, but they all disgust you.
I wish I had a sandwich. Speaking of... *runs to the kitchen to make a sammich*

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:56 pm

It is Caviar. Everyone I know dislikes my Caviar sandwiches.

I wish I never hold grudges.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:05 pm

Congratulations! You are now a doormat.

I wish I had photographic memory.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:11 pm

Granted, you remember things you do not want to.

I wish to have skill.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:14 pm

You now have supreme sleeping skillz, you narcoleptic.

I wish it would snow in my hometown for a day.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:15 pm

Your roof caves in.

I wish for a Odyssey System. Broken or not.

Divinaparadiso4 · Post by **Divinaparadiso4** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:26 am

Granted. You can never play it.

I wish I could find the love of my life.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:29 am

You find them, but you can never meet.

I wish I could find the tomb of Alexander The Great.

p33wii · Post by **p33wii** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:48 am

You do, but return to the surface and accidentally cave in the entrance. Without proof no-one believes you.

I wish my Microsoft Xp mysteriously expelled it's virus.

p33wii · Post by **p33wii** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:53 am

Tha Housedog wrote:Granted, but they all disgust you.
I wish I had a sandwich. Speaking of... *runs to the kitchen to make a sammich*

Quote to Calvin and Hobbes?

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:16 am

You will have to wipe the memory for that.

I wish you would put all your thoughts in a single post. Sorry to point that out, but may you stop double posting. .-.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:31 am

p33wii wrote:
Tha Housedog wrote:Granted, but they all disgust you.
I wish I had a sandwich. Speaking of... *runs to the kitchen to make a sammich*
Quote to Calvin and Hobbes?

I was just hungry and wanted a sandwich...
I wish people wouldn't take me so literally.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:44 pm

No one believes you.

I wish that order would return to this game. The double posts is sort of messing things up.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:40 pm

Order does return, when this thread is taken down.

I wish that I could complete my collection of ...

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:10 pm

Different sized rocks.

I wish I gain skill in all the things I do at a moderate pace. But that I have no limit.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:05 am

Zander wrote:you do, but it was on a gameboy. and the game broke.

I wish i wish i was a shovel. (+inf points if you SOMEHOW know where thats from.)

REALLY OLD POST, but was it reference to Ed, Edd, & Eddy?

Wish granted, but now you exist in another dimension without limits and no oxygen, so you die the next day (If there is another day...).

I wish I had a 5 inches in diameter white chocolate chip cookie that I couldn't choke on AND wasn't poisonous and in anyway kill or harm me. (And yes, it won't break my teeth, and yes, I do have teeth and yes, I can digest it).

EDIT: And yes, I can take a bite out of it and yes, it is round.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:24 am

(Please ohh please do not involve death with me.)
Granted, but it tastes awful.

I wish that I was a great writer.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:06 am

Granted, but all of your works are forgotten as soon as you die.

I wish I knew what my spirit guide was.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:11 am

Granted, but you don't know where to find it.
I wish my eyes wouldn't hurt so much.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:19 am

Granted, if you go to sleep.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:21 am

Granted, but you can't stop what you're doing.
I wish I would sleep more often (DARN YOU INSOMNIA)

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:43 am

Granted, you are Sleeping ~~Beauty~~ Dog.

I wish I would not cause any problems to anyone.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:24 am

Granted. You now make the same amount of problems I make. Oh look, ntohing happened! (Hoestly though, you've never caused a problem to me. I'm sure you don't cause any more problems then I do though.)

I wish for the power to make bananas from bones!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:30 am

They are unhealthy and not peaches. Also next time you visit a dinosaur museum. You are finned for millions.

I wish I did not have to repeat sad topics so often.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:35 am

Granted. Of course, saying them at the right times and to the right people is good for you. That, I'm sure.

I wish for a cool hat!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:42 am

It is cool because it is on fire. You don't dare wear it.

I wish I knew more words.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:23 pm

Wish Granted, but now you can't speak them.

I wish I blew up the world.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:37 pm

Granted, but it was only a scale model.
I wish time would go slower on weekends.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:44 pm

Wish granted, but you just remembered you have nothing to do for the weekend.

I wish I had a space suit and a rocket w/fuel.