Worst Movie Ever

Post by **Sleet** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:31 am

I've never heard of anyone disliking Ratatouille. I still need to see it; it and Cars are the only Pixar movies I haven't seen yet.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:11 am

Kyderra wrote:
Agent Sandwich wrote:]Ok, but what if I showed everyone this?!? *Holds up
a picture of Kyderra and Maxwell french kissing* You will be accused of being a demented cat lover, thus losing your Authori-tah and all access to the Good Ol' Dogs club!
I am sure that's not me, considering I'm straight.... I rest my case

but i thought you were a gi-- okay that joke's getting old

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 pm

Sleet wrote:I've never heard of anyone disliking Ratatouille. I still need to see it; it and Cars are the only Pixar movies I haven't seen yet.

You haven't seen cars?!
I really liked that movie! It's really good.
Hopefully Cars 2 won't be horrible

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:16 pm

Alright, I really can't hold it in anymore.

I hate Twilight, every single movie, I hate it, I can't wait for all these swooning teenage girls to shut up about it.

HRNG

Forty Six & 2 · Post by **Forty Six & 2** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:52 pm

Dubiousity wrote:

I hate Twilight, every single movie, I hate it, I can't wait for all these swooning teenage girls to shut up about it.

Agreed

Senator_Sunburst · Post by **Senator_Sunburst** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:41 pm

I kinda liked the second one, as one of those movies you put on with friends, get drunk, and make fun of. I tried that with the first one and it didn't work, and the third one is a competently made crappy film, so it just ends up being boring for most of it instead of funny.

You know, everybody hates Battlefield Earth. I happen to think that movie is a mindless fun movie. I like it.

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:42 pm

I'm too lazy to check if they're already mentioned, but every single one of the [Whatever] Movies by Seltzerberg.

Cerberusx · Post by **Cerberusx** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:13 pm

"Ghost Ship," that movie was a bore fest.

Also, can someone message me or put in the next post to "Best Movies" topic, please.

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:21 am

Les presento a la mujer murciélago espectacular!

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:29 am

'Disaster Movie' and EVERY SINGLE OTHER '-MOVIE' TITLE BY THOSE PRODUCERS, WHO SHOULD BE SLOWLY PUT INTO A MEAT GRINDER AND FED TO THE KLINGONS!

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:43 am

I wonder what you would say about a "Housepets! movie" if that existed!

WOULD THE OPINION BE THE SAME?! :O

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:38 am

If it were a lame, juvenile shallow parody of Housepets!, then yes. I can safely assume that he'd say the same.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:22 pm

Tobee wrote:I wonder what you would say about a "Housepets! movie" if that existed!

WOULD THE OPINION BE THE SAME?! :O

considering that those two psychos put gross things, sex, profanities and assorted vulgarities in A-L-L their movies, should they taint Housepets!, I would build an electric chair just for them, and make them suffer a lot BEFORE executing them.
That is, if Rick-sama didn't summon the fires of Hades onto them before I got my hands on them.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:05 am

valerio wrote:considering that those two psychos put gross things, sex, profanities and assorted vulgarities in A-L-L their movies, should they taint Housepets!, I would build an electric chair just for them, and make them suffer a lot BEFORE executing them.

yeah this post is at least five times creepier than anything they've made

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:45 am

yeah this post is at least five times creepier than anything they've made

but it has a happy ending

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:28 am

valerio wrote:
yeah this post is at least five times creepier than anything they've made
but it has a happy ending

as annoying at they are i can't really agree with that

like

ever

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:54 am

It's just hyperbole (I hope). I'm sure that as terrible as they are, no one actually wants them dead.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:29 am

Sleet wrote:It's just hyperbole (I hope). I'm sure that as terrible as they are, no one actually wants them dead.

you should read the IMDB user reviews on their movies. I'm but a tame kitten...

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:40 am

"tame kitten"

more like super-creepy ninja cat with deadly eyes

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:58 am

Sssshh, Tiggy: I'm trying my disguise, here...

RockstarRaccoon · Post by **RockstarRaccoon** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:48 am

AI. 5 hours I will never replace.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:41 pm

And let's not forget Pearl Harbour. They dishonored our boys with that filth.

DigiManiac · Post by **DigiManiac** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:49 am

Down, Meet the Spartans, Volcano High, Idiocracy... Why are there
so many craptacular movies?

ChristopherJackal · Post by **ChristopherJackal** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:45 pm

Team America World Police! That was the worst movie ever to be created! UGH! I feel bad now for liking Idiocracy.... it amused me for some reason

Sketcherofstuff · Post by **Sketcherofstuff** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:57 pm

Idiocracy was amusing.

My contribution is Takers. It was just horrible. Predictable with annoying characters. That's it. We seriously have enough cops and robbers movies already.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:03 pm

Salt. 'Nuff said.

Senator_Sunburst · Post by **Senator_Sunburst** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:04 pm

That movie was in no way the worst movie ever. It wasn't even really bad. It was just...not good.

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:07 pm

To be fair, most of these aren't anywhere near the worst movies ever. Some of them are just bad. Hyperbole and whatnot.

FarmMan1812 · Post by **FarmMan1812** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:59 pm

The Box

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:24 pm

Troll 2, it is painfully bad. but, I like forcing my friends to watch horrible movies on Netflix when they're so tired that they can't protest on sleep overs. That's always fun.

prime example of the... horror show. and not in the good way.

Oh my Gooooooooooooood!

zeroslash · Post by **zeroslash** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:29 pm

Agent Sandwich wrote:Ratatouille is retarded

I'd love to respond, but then I'll get banned. Good day to you, sir.

Sleet wrote:To be fair, most of these aren't anywhere near the worst movies ever. Some of them are just bad. Hyperbole and whatnot.

I agree. I liked Paranormal Activity, since it was slow-paced and had you waiting. There was no real plot, since it's a horror film; who needs one? :p But the film is not for everyone.
Any film with animals with moving mouths (why can't companies use Homeward Bound as an example?).
Transformers 1 & 2
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Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:35 pm

zeroslash wrote:
Agent Sandwich wrote:Ratatouille is retarded
I'd love to respond, but then I'll get banned. Good day to you, sir.
Sleet wrote:To be fair, most of these aren't anywhere near the worst movies ever. Some of them are just bad. Hyperbole and whatnot.
I agree. I liked Paranormal Activity, since it was slow-paced and had you waiting. There was no real plot, since it's a horror film; who needs one? :p But the film is not for everyone.
Any film with animals with moving mouths (why can't companies use Homeward Bound as an example?).
Transformers 1 & 2
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I would like to ask why before I say something :/

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:35 pm

Liam wrote:I'm too lazy to check if they're already mentioned, but every single one of the [Whatever] Movies by Seltzerberg.

I hate these; especially because now the entire parody genre (is it really a genre?) is looked down upon for these.

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:40 pm

Tha Housedog wrote:I would like to ask why before I say something :/

If I had to guess, it's the shameless pandering to the lowest common denominator. Though I didn't think the first one was too bad with that. It could have been worse.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:46 pm

Sleet wrote:
Tha Housedog wrote:I would like to ask why before I say something :/
If I had to guess, it's the shameless pandering to the lowest common denominator. Though I didn't think the first one was too bad with that. It could have been worse.

Apparently that "lowest common denominator" is good enough to warrant three movies :/

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:49 pm

Good and successful aren't always the same thing.

viridis · Post by **viridis** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:09 am

A movie I found really bad and really uncomfortable to watch was "Sunshine". That would probably be my lowest ranked movie.

Twilight is also low ranked. I have friends who liked it and were telling me it was awesome, so I gave in, sat through the whole thing and came to a completely uninfluenced decision that it was awful.

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:45 am

I thought Labyrinth was terrible.

Liam · Post by **Liam** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:36 am

Transformers was already a big mess (that scene were Bumblebee hot air balloons on that guy makes my blood boil), but Transformers 2 with its two ebonics-talking robots embodying all prejudices of a Klansmen catapulted the film into the third ring of hell.

Senator_Sunburst · Post by **Senator_Sunburst** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:10 pm

Dubiousity wrote:I thought Labyrinth was terrible.

You and me will just never get along.

They could make a sitcom based around us two living in a single apartment, and show how our personalities and habits clash all the time. They could call it The Odd Couple. Except they did that already with Tony Randall and Jack Klugman.