Attack the above poster
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I inform you of a place you can conquer, but neglect to tell you how cold it would get. Summer clothes don't work too well in frozen lands.
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Well, so we are going to need some heat, eh?
*jumps into the zord and fires the zord's flamethrower at D-Rock and No?SoyFurry*
*jumps into the zord and fires the zord's flamethrower at D-Rock and No?SoyFurry*
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Unbeknownst to you, I already have settlements in those frozen no-men's lands, from Patagonia to Alaska, so I conquer it and then burn a bunch a bunch of armadas to contribute global warming so it becomes hot and tropical while you two burn in the desert
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*turns ON the zords air conditioner*
*travels to where NSF is and fires laser at him*
*travels to where NSF is and fires laser at him*
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I use your body as a bat, and your head as a baseball, to hit a home run.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Unusuallynamedperson
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Re: Attack the above poster
I bust you
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I turn you to stone.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I call you a fu...
*NSF goes SSJ3*
*gasp*
*NSF goes SSJ3*
*gasp*
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- Hotep the psychic
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
"HRR DRHRRD HRRR!"
*FWOOSH*
*FWOOSH*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Unusuallynamedperson
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Re: Attack the above poster
*stabs eye with metal finger*
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Attack the above poster
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:*stabs eye with metal finger*
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Not A Furry wrote:Unusuallynamedperson wrote:*stabs eye with metal finger*
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Re: Attack the above poster
I invite you to a pier and give you a pair of cement sneakers. Then I push you off the ledge.
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While you are doing that, I steal your Zord and use it to attack Angel Grove, then hide. You are eventually detained for your "crime".
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I give you a Grape with a broom. Now deal with that.
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- Unusuallynamedperson
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Re: Attack the above poster
I give you a Dictionary with a Unp, deal with that.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I lock you in a room with a bus-sized man eating head-on-an-arm.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I lock you in a room with a room in which you will be locked
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Re: Attack the above poster
I lock your head in one room, and the rest of you in a completely different one.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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that reminds me of an inappropriate song...
I give you a monocle
I give you a monocle
- Legotron123
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Re: Attack the above poster
I drown you in butter made from your flesh.
It's not creepy, his avatar is a peanut! With Peanut on top!
It's not creepy, his avatar is a peanut! With Peanut on top!
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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I blast you from a distance with a tranq rifle.
What? I couldn't afford one of those capture-ball thingsI know what they're called. so I had to go with the next best thing..
What? I couldn't afford one of those capture-ball thingsI know what they're called. so I had to go with the next best thing..
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i stuff you into the masterball you were too cheap to buy.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Legotron123
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Re: Attack the above poster
I try to make you really depressed by attacking you with all your loved ones, all of whom are furiously apologizing for attacking you and begging you not to hurt them.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
Re: Attack the above poster
I duct tape your mouth and your head inflates until it explodes.
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...*Adventurer used MACHETAY!*
*It's super effective*
*It's super effective*
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I eat you
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- Hlaoroo
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I change your background to pink so it clashes with your scarf! Muahahahaha!
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Re: Attack the above poster
I arrange your transfer to New Zealand (or Broome, WA)
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
i relocate you and your entire house to Texas while you're asleep.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I relocate your head to Alaska and your body to the Malvinas
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Re: Attack the above poster
I use you as target practice..AKA just so I can brag about actually hitting something that small with a bullet which costs me nearly 250$ per box of EIGHT.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I release an ambush of tigers upon you.
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I give you a severe allergic reaction and you die from a laryinx obstruction
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I turn you into a lama.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.