Corrupt a Wish

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:48 am

Granted, but next thing you know, you wake in a puddle of your own vomit from anise overdose screaming "I am one with the ferals" at the top of your lungs.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:51 am

your wish is now corrupted

I wish I had done that years ago

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:54 am

Granted, but now your in a doomed timeline where everybody dies.

I wish for King as a puppy.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:47 am

granted, Ace and Olive are never born in the comic tho

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:59 pm

Granted, but every wish ever is granted and corrupted too.

I wish for a genie lamp.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:57 pm

Granted but the lamp sucks you in and now you are trapped for eternity..

I wish I could go to Australia..

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:59 pm

Granted, but now you can't leave.

I wish for exploding mangos.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:11 am

Granted, but you mistake one for a regular mango and eat it. The visual is not pretty.
I wish I was a good comedian.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:54 pm

granted,

here's a woopie cushion <-

I wish I could gain huge amounts of data on people simultaneously

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:40 am

Granted, but you get arrested by the highest authority in whoever you are for having said information.
I wish I could control electricity.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:04 pm

granted, *here's a copper wire*

I wish I could connect to this website from my home computer.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:54 pm

Granted, but you have to carry that computer and hook it up somewhere besides your home.

I wish that things would go the way I intend them to go.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:58 am

Granted. You have no idea how you intend for anything to go now, though.
I wish I was more focused.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:46 pm

granted you are now focused on not being focused

I wish my puppy would stop crossing the street

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:05 pm

Wish Granted.
*CRASH!*
What was that sound?!
*goes to UNP's kitchen*
Oh oh... Seems that a car crashed in your kitchen and ran over your puppy O_o

I wish I had the desire to do homework.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:07 pm

Granted, but the homework you do is on solving the mystery of life and the universe.

I wish I could stop going into detail on some posts..

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Jun 25, 2016 11:13 pm

granted, you have no details and nobody wants to play forum games with you

I wish I didn't know what it was like to step on a lego

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:40 am

Wish Granted. But now you know how is to step in other brands bricks (like MegaBloks).

I wish today was Friday.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:10 am

granted but Friday is angry with you

I wish for more cuteness

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:13 pm

Granted, but you never get to see the cuteness. Whenever you look the way of the cuteness, it turns extremely ugly.
I wish I had a high tech computer.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:44 am

Granted. It is embedded in your chest and all of it's processing power is dedicated to running the life support system currently compensating for your complete lack of any organs.

I wish I won the lottery.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:38 am

You won the lottery of pain!

Now go through that door.

I wish I wasn't late.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:20 am

Granted you're so early you have to wait several hours before anything starts

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:21 am

I wish UNP had made a joke in that last post.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:12 am

Granted, but you immediately forget what it was.

I wish that all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:40 am

Granted. But from now on the only one allowed to make wishes is our supreme dictator, Diss!

I wish I could play a villain in a Disney movie!

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:07 am

Granted. But you're one of the less memorable ones, whose song kinda sucks.

I wish that the person who grants this wish would be banned for life.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:36 pm

Granted however the game sucked and now i cant play the game any more until my freinds finish it.

I wish a paradox was born

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:10 pm

Granted. The paradox is that I've been here for 3 years, but I'm still not sure if I actually have any friends here.

I wish that the person who responds to this would say something incredibly offensive that immediately gets them banned.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:53 pm

Granted but you also get banned for goading them on.

I wish I owned my own aeroplane.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:59 pm

Granted, but you have to go to Venus to actually get it.

I wish that the worlds average IQ score would be raised by ten,

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:16 pm

Granted, the tests are now calibrated to treat scoring 110 points as average intelligence rather than 100, the people taking the tests however, have not changed.

I wish for free fish to fall from the sky.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:20 pm

Wish granted, but they're all rotten, so not only does everything have an unbearable stench, eating one is asking for a trip to the emergency room.

I wish I could enjoy my vacation more.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:27 pm

Granted. Course we didn't really know where to stop, and, well... the endorphin overload may or may not have put you into a coma.

i wish rocky a speedy recovery.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:10 am

Granted. Being woken up from his coma so suddenly, though, causes him to have a fatal heart attack.
I wish I could speak every language ever spoken.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:09 am

Granted, unfortunately this includes a few from the Cthulhu mythos that apparently actually do bring about the end times if spoken, you're just the first to get the pronunciation right... and subsequently lynched for beginning the end times...

I wish not to be included in said end times.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:20 am

Congratulations you were not doomed to the end times. Instead you are left floating in the void, dying decades later of boredom and loneliness.

I wish to help cause these end times.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:58 am

Granted. Since you were an accomplice of mine, though, you die as well, and since I took up the gallows, you were burned at the stake.
I wish I had the best candy in the world.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:44 pm

granted, it is embeded in your brain causing fatal hemorrhaging. you die having never had the opportunity to actually try said candy.

i wish for more wishers, not including myself, to be subjected to food related hijynx.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:17 pm

Granted. You get eaten by a giant loaf of bread.
I wish I had a pet corgi.