Corrupt a Wish

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 03, 2016 3:45 pm

Wish Granted, the photo looks photoshopped and everyone refuses to believe you.

I wish I hadn't to wake up too early (I have to wake up like 6:30 some days)

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Tue May 03, 2016 4:57 pm

Granted, but now you have to wake up at midnight.

I wish people could fly.

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Tue May 03, 2016 9:09 pm

Granted, but you need to be pushed out of a nest to learn how to fly.

I wish I could have neater writing.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 03, 2016 9:26 pm

Granted *cuts off paws* here you go!

I wish I knew what I wanted

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Wed May 04, 2016 11:04 am

Wish granted. But you never get it.

I wish I wouldn't wake up late again.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 11:04 am

Granted you don't sleep at all.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri May 13, 2016 10:43 am

I wish I didn't have that horrible headache always X.x

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri May 13, 2016 11:43 am

Granted. You get your head chopped off, and without a head you have no more headaches.
I wish I could control my hair color.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 13, 2016 11:54 am

Granted with bleach

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes

Post by **Render** » Fri May 13, 2016 2:05 pm

Granted, but only when you stare directly into a mirror.

I wish I could control the temperature outside.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri May 13, 2016 2:30 pm

Granted. You can only make it boiling hot or freezing cold, though.
I wish I had a flat screen tv.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri May 13, 2016 2:33 pm

Granted, but the blurriness, inferior color, and "soap opera effect" quickly get on your nerves.

I wish flatscreen TVs could do away with those shortcomings.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 13, 2016 6:05 pm

Granted, all of the cathode ray tubes on the planet explode causing several mainframe computers to explode, as well as special pieces of modern history and certain things become no longer calculable. After all that the world finds out you made that particular wish and destroys you via angry mob.

I wish I could eat and eat for all of eternity.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri May 13, 2016 6:52 pm

Granted. Now you must eat for the rest of eternity, never stopping, never doing anything else, just eating. Have fun when you need to use the toilet!
I wish I could talk with the dead.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Fri May 13, 2016 7:00 pm

Granted. Though you can only talk with the spirits of evil people.

I wish I could travel through time.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 13, 2016 9:27 pm

Granted but you make Doctor who jealous and he eats your time machine

I wish that joke would've made more sense.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri May 13, 2016 10:27 pm

Granted. Now you constantly get hounded about making better jokes, though, and everyone believes you're a one-hit-wonder of a comedian.
I wish I was more athletic.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 13, 2016 10:33 pm

Granted...*corrupts wish*

I wish for a brick of gold

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri May 13, 2016 10:35 pm

Granted. *Cracks your skull open with it*
I wish I could teleport.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 14, 2016 10:52 am

Wish granted, you only can teleport your head though

I wish I wasn't that lazy.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat May 14, 2016 10:51 pm

granted now you can never stop working and it kills you

I wish I didn't feel like I was being repetitive every time I came to this thread.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 11:38 am

Granted. You feel that you're unimaginative every time you come here instead. But hey, at least you're not repeating yourself.

I wish I could have met Louis Armstrong.

AmberTheWolfKit · Post by **AmberTheWolfKit** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 11:41 am

Hlaoroo wrote:Granted. You feel that you're unimaginative every time you come here instead. But hey, at least you're not repeating yourself.

I wish I could have met Louis Armstrong.

Granted. You met him in the past, but since you now were from the early 20th century, you died of old age.

I wish that I had to power to turn anyone into anything!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 11:43 am

Granted. But that power happens randomly every time you touch someone. You might want to try to ignore that itch in your nose.

I wish I was a frog.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:19 pm

Granted, but you're transported to a desert, and you quickly shrivel up.

I wish my fursuit looked better.

AmberTheWolfKit · Post by **AmberTheWolfKit** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 1:15 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:Granted, but you're transported to a desert, and you quickly shrivel up.

I wish my fursuit looked better.

It looks fantastic! But is way to small for you to wear...

I wish I was an anthro dog

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 12:04 am

Granted! Your brain becomes that of a normal dog, though, and you can not enjoy the body the way you wanted, for now you don't exist.
I wish I had a flower.

AmberTheWolfKit · Post by **AmberTheWolfKit** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 12:09 am

You get a flower, however it is the last plant on the entire planet. The Earth soon dies as a result.

I wish that I had Overwatch

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 12:14 am

You get the game, but you are so bad at it that you can't even get past the tutorial.
I wish I was highly intelligent.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:55 am

granted, and since you're so smart you notice everything you hate. all of the time, and are also paranoid.

I wish I had a longer battery life.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:18 am

granted , but now it takes more time to charge, and you can't use it until it's fully charged
I wish to be able to go back in time

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:47 am

Granted, but you turn into marty mcfly shile doing so and run into all of the same problems with no means to solve them

I wish I could forget things at will.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:51 pm

Granted. You can't choose what to forget specifically though, and you only forget memories that you like.
I wish I had super strength.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:18 pm

granted your so buff that you can no longer move.

I wish I could use ink and a quill while I was in school just to mess with people.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:26 pm

Granted. That is the only thing you can write with though, and every time you even touch another writing implement, you get paralyzed.
I wish I was a great artist.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:14 pm

Granted, you're a great artist now, but of disturbing things.

I wish I had all the homework done.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:15 pm

Granted, but they all look like they were done by a group of 3 year olds.

I wish for the Vending Machine.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:24 am

granted but we still control it

I wish to put windows 95 on my ipad next year.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:39 am

Granted, but now it's the only thing on it.

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:40 am

granted it is so corrupt that it can't get any worse

I wish to stop a few of my habbits