The Vending Machine Game!

[CosmicCoyote]

You get the Lesser Dog's head and neck slowly extending from the machine. You think you may have a problem.

I insert a nine iron.

[GreatKitsune]

You get nine one irons.

I insert SAOIII

[Douglas Collier]

You get what I dreamed about last night (provided you're referring to Sword Art Online).

I insert glasses.

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get a tap on the shoulder from an annoyed looking Clark Kent - who now looks a lot like Superman...

I insert a yellow power ring.

[tsMKG]

You get a badnik

I insert an typo

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get put into a comma.

I insert a bottle of Glucose drink.

[GreatKitsune]

You get a can of BLACK, the best energy drink evaaar.

I insert a random drink and drive meme.

[Buster]

you get that old PSA tune about not putting things in your mouth.

I insert a toy knife

[tsMKG]

You get a knife toy

I insert a candy

[GreatKitsune]

You get bitten by Truck.

I insert Tsukki from Haikyuu!!

[Saturn381]

You get sushi.

I insert both Grape and Peanut.

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get the S.S. Someship.

I insert a bar of chocolate taken from the vending machine hundreds of posts ago.

[tsMKG]

You get an arrest because you tried to sell an expired chocolate bar.

I insert my hand.

[GreatKitsune]

You get a stump (remember, kids: never put your hand in machinery while it's running. Unless you're a pirate.)

I insert the insert button.

[Buster]

you get a vending machine.

I insert a Sectopod.

[Hlaoroo]

You get a pea pod.

I insert a 45LP.

[Saturn381]

You get a 40AP

I insert an Ipod.

[Salad4me]

You get a Zune.

I insert some headphones.

[Saturn381]

You get some earphones.

I insert a cinnamon roll.

[tsMKG]

You get a pancake.

I insert something bigger than the Vending Machine.

[Salad4me]

You get something smaller than the vending machine.

I insert lime jelly.

[Buster]

You get a Gelatinous Cube.

I insert a gap in the space time structure of the universe.

[tsMKG]

You get nothing...

...because you haven't inserted it in the vending machine

I insert a moderator in the vending machine.

[Render]

You get an admin.

I insert a bag of chips.

[GreatKitsune]

You get Sasha from Attack on Titan, potato in hand.

I insert a power level indicator.

[Buster]

You get Nappa asking what it says

I insert an unused plot device

[Welsh Halfwit]

You get a red ball for your horn.

Unicorn Protection Device -

I insert a touch light table lamp.

[Hlaoroo]

You get a cat tapping it on at 4am to wake you up so you can feed it.

I insert a non sequitur.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get a wooden keyboard?

I insert a "what is up guys" note

[tsMKG]

You get a "IDK, everything's crazy" note.

I insert UNP.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You get UNP back
I insert tsMKG

[tsMKG]

I grab you and you get inside the vending machine.

I insert a fight in the vending machine.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I insert the vending machine,
you get half a vending machine back...it falls over on you.
*Great now stop paradoxing games, geeesh man.*

[tsMKG]

I insert one of my Great Kitsunes in the vending machine.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

I receive a P.D.A instead
I insert Kitsune's soundtracks

[Render]

You get a version of What Does The Fox Say without music.

I insert a mug of mulled wine.

[tsMKG]

You get mate.


I insert a win.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Hey, I win!

I insert Render.

[tsMKG]

You get a ban

I insert a punch.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

You also get a ban... X2

I insert a 'didn't they just ask us not to do that' note