Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:21 am

Granted. You get iron and your problem is resolved. An anvil made out of iron then falls on your head.

I wish for a plane

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:22 am

It crashes soon after lift off. There were no survivors.

I wish that Friday was fun day.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:28 am

Granted. Today's Monday.

I wish for a car

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:51 am

You get a lemon.

I wish for a housepet character.

Skeev · Post by **Skeev** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:40 am

Granted, but you never get past the "sketch ideas" stage.

I wish I had a hovercar

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:41 pm

Granted. You get a car without tires.

I wish for a ounce gold Libertad.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:25 pm

You have gotten and lost it. Sorry

I wish that I could remember the third declension suffixes.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:26 pm

You remember when you're 101 years old.

I wish for life

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:33 pm

You are a zombie now

I wish for popcorn

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:34 pm

You choke on it.

I wish I could remember my achievements.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:37 pm

Granted. You have none.

I wish for not burned popcorn.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:38 pm

Fine, but it won't pop.

I wish I could watch a Godzilla marathon.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:39 pm

Granted. It was playing at x0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 speed.

I wish for the evening sky...

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:40 pm

It will be the last thing that you ever see.

I wish for adventure!

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:47 pm

You start one and dies in the first day

I wish I had no rehab I'm kidding ;D

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:49 pm

looks like that was a wasted opportunity.

I wish for a faster typing speed

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:45 pm

Granted. You longer no have fingers.

I wish for a new computer.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:50 pm

You get one when you inherit money from your favorite relative, who just died.

I wish TPBM thinks that I am becoming too dark.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:34 am

Granted. You now shine like a star and you burns out in 0.00001 seconds.

I wish for the Senzao soda was back :c

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:37 am

Granted, but it poisons you.

I wish I knew better.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:40 am

Now you do, but then someone arrests you the net day.

I wish for a fail...

by the way, fail copper, wrong thread....

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:20 am

Granted. You fail so much that you fail in failing

I wish for a medic.

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:32 am

He is inexperienced, and you get a nasty infection.

I wish for embarrassment.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:07 pm

You get pregnant.

I wish I had less work at school.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:51 am

The school burns down with you in it.

I wish for luck. I'm going to need it.

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:46 am

You get bad luck.

I wish it would stop snowing

S.P.J.H · Post by **S.P.J.H** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:47 pm

You got it! it stop's snowing, but starts raining.

I wish for nothing.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:58 pm

You get something in a jar of marmalade.

I wish for biscuits and grape jelly.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:10 pm

You get orange jelly

I wish I live in Love Street.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:16 pm

Welcome to Haight Street.

I wish that it was colder out.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:33 pm

Granted. Now is absolute zero outside.

I wish for more vacations.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:29 am

You are expelled from school.

I wish for more christmas carols on the radio

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:37 am

Granted. Now you only hear christmas carols all day and night.

I wish for snow.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:50 am

It snows the day of your funeral.

I wish imagery came alive.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:57 am

They come and you become insane.

I wish paintings were real.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:03 am

They hate you.

I wish I had more patience.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:15 am

Your head blows up.

I wish I had more music.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:38 pm

Granted. You now have more of the same music.

I wish everyone would understand the pain I feel. The pain I feel of being an emo. Oh, Why must I experiacne this pain. (no not serious, but a cookie if anyone gets the referance)

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:31 pm

Granted, everyone goes an hero. (I don't get the reference)

I wish Tiger was real to eat all the pizzas in the freezer ._.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:42 pm

Granted. It eats you.

I wish I had pizza.