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....and I respond with vast waves of attack sea gulls who destroy your crabs and do those ... um ... other ... uh ... distasteful things that sea gulls ... you know ... sorry ... sorta.
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I enact my scorched Earth policy. I self destruct my crab infested star destroyer (cuz I want one).

FOR THE EMPIRE!
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i drop a dozen tanks on you and go on a bombing run of your base
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I laser your planet to death.
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...Aren't you also on earth though? Honestly i don't think i need an attack when your last one was suicidal.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I throw pebbles at you.
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I eject and let my bomber crash into you after the engine gets gummed up.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I have a brother who's good at hitting a moving target. Falling one shouldn't be any different.
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I send my army of robot monsters after you.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Oh look, your leg popped off.
both legs actually.
and your arms.
and your head...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I bomb you using your old avatar.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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I bite you in the neck...

Mostly because I'm now a vampire doggo and I'm here to suck your blood.
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*tongue slap*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I grab your tongue and use it as a short bungee cord to constantly bring your face to my fist.
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I pik phpl uhp wif thif all thh thim, why wub I beh thh onh gething thwown awound? wibbip?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I turn into a little bat and grab from your tongue and lift it up to see how much can that tongue stretch.
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I put a coin into the vending machine of various harm.
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I push the vending machine over on top of you.
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i plant evidence that you've been messing with Abridged Popo's stuff.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I open a packet of intense pain, and pour all the contents all over you.
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I glue you with painful glue to Buster.
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I spray you with garlic juice.
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Yum. I bury you in pasta, marinara sauce, and release the ravening gerbils!
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I drive a boat straight at you.
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Unleash the dolphin desperadoes!! (...which is kinda hard to do because the leash buckles are sorta tricky and I can't hold my breath for very long.)
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My army of archers rain a volley of arrows coated with itchy powder unto you.
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I lock you in a room with this guy.

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I pour a cauldron of a hot soup of 700 packets of unadulterated suffering-from-a-thousand-ant-bites onto you.
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I lock you in a room, chained to a chair with a TV on the info channel with the volume blasting
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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i rearrange your face to look like a cubist painting. using a spork.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I tie your tongue to lamp post.
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I drop the lamppost on your head, Buster and all!
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after escaping my tangled up costume, i impale you with the post and hang onto the lamp for later.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You return to discover that I have escaped and conjured up an army of enraged lighting fixtures which enact a pulverizing and gore-splattering revenge on you for your abuse of small electrical furnishings.
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Hooray for nimbats being support characters with no health bar or hit detection!
*ahem*
"DUST! OVER HERE! I FOUND ANOTHER MONSTER!"
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I command my floating cursor to incessantly left click on you, tickling, poking, and holding you in place without end, making you repeat many lines over and over again like a pestered unit in an RTS.
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I pummel you into pudding using a bent stick and a rubber stressball
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I burnt it at the stake
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Ever seen Law Abiding Citizen?
*Straps you down and puts on a welding mask*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Uses magic to remove the air
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