Attack the above poster

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:08 am

I make you the Mascot for Doncaster Rovers FC.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:25 am

I drop a piano on you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:36 am

I drop a small safe on you.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:37 am

I drop a bigger safe on you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:39 am

I put you in a cage and give you to the circus (a dog-like kangaroo will make a fun attraction)

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:45 am

I send you to the queen of england

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:26 pm

I make you a clone that will replace you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:26 pm

I have you get crushed by a Megazord.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:00 pm

you get attacked by the Deceptacons

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:13 pm

I give you Salmonella Fitzgerald.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7_ORUkRK7I

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 2:34 am

As the reference flies over my head it hits you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:27 am

I slap you thrice.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:52 am

I put you on NASA's centrifuge training machine thingy and spin you around so your face pulls back and goes all wobbly like in the cartoons when people go fast.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:48 pm

I hang you upside down by one foot for a couple hours.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:51 pm

I clamp a muzzle on you

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:56 pm

I harness you up with five other kangaroos and make you tow Santa's sleigh all across Australia.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:42 pm

I make Santa give you coal for Christmas

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:34 pm

I leave you in a lonely exhibit at the back of a small zoo located in the middle of nowhere.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:45 pm

*puts whip cream around your muzzle to make you look rabid* ANIMAL CONTROL RABID DOG RABID DOG!!!!!

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:15 pm

I scald you with water.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:05 pm

I hit you with my Black Star.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:13 pm

I ram a jet into you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:15 pm

I put you directly in the path of said jet's exhaust; it burns you and blows you away.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:23 pm

Put you into the engine of the jet.

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:54 pm

I smash the engine on your head.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:01 pm

I have you work for low pay and have to hand-write a copy of the entire dictionary (English dictionary and German) with 100% accuracy

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:04 pm

(I want that job!

)
I force you to copy a Chinese dictionary by hand, on stone, with 100% accuracy, and no pay whatsoever.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:30 pm

I put you in a room with a vending machine that only accepts an exact 27 dollar bill.

(there are high quality snacks in this titanium-plated vending machine.)

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:03 pm

I put you in a special room where you are tortured by Sasha and Karishad.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:09 pm

I toss a handful of Platinum dust at you.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:27 pm

I cut off all important limbs with a rusty spoon.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 4:33 pm

I put you in a confused state by encircling you quickly.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:14 am

I curse you with random luck.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:07 am

I bring your face down onto a table in a slamming motion.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:11 pm

I attack your brain with paradoxes.

NEW MISSION: REFUSE THIS MISSION

THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE! *don't think about it. don't think about it. don't think about it...*

Plus I make your birthday cake a lie.

Post by **Render** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 3:55 pm

I microwave your head.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:44 pm

I drop a safe on your head tom and jerry style

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:19 am

I turn you into a pretzel

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:58 pm

I dye your fur pink.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:01 pm

I paint your house bright neon pink