Housepets!

So it’s two down and three to go
as Steward slaps his tally up.
His blue tongue making quite a mess,
but all Tarot could hear was ‘Shlupp!’
Sticking around is all they’ll do
as the big guy hunts down the rest.
Marion team leading the way
and, then again, we have ‘the pest’.
Perhaps this is Todds time to shine
as he sees his guy on the wall?
Will he get to find Kitsune
and help to save us all?

What on earth...

Well...that's different.

The pros of such an ability are that even old envelopes can be used.

Well, that was truly demonic, Stew. Um. Yuk.

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 9:09 am Well, that was truly demonic, Stew. Um. Yuk.

Well, it could've been worse. When I was watching the stream, I legit thought he ate them.

So, apparently becoming a demon gives you Gene Simmons's tongue.
Also, boy that title is not a reference I would expect anyone to make. Or get.

Well.... That's one way of capturing tiny hostages. Wonder if he plans to get more.... Creative with the others.

Well, wow.........That's some catarrh

Oh wow, and also, eww... Well, Tarot, the aardvark hasn't been useful with the plan... You were still too close to demon Steward, indeed. So, we learnt that demon's saliva is very gross, but it's also an excellent glue. At least, looks like he doesn't want to kill you, for now... The aardvark is very lucky with Tarot, yeah.

Why.

Well, if Tarot didn't have a complex before, she's certainly going to have one now. Not from being licked and stuck to a wall, mind you, but from the fact that of the entire cast, she is easily the most qualified to deal with a circumstance like this one, and yet every time it happens, she ends up being sidelined, mostly useless, and ultimately does not contribute towards success in any truly meaningful way.

PhycoKrusk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:35 pm Well, if Tarot didn't have a complex before, she's certainly going to have one now. Not from being licked and stuck to a wall, mind you, but from the fact that of the entire cast, she is easily the most qualified to deal with a circumstance like this one, and yet every time it happens, she ends up being sidelined, mostly useless, and ultimately does not contribute towards success in any truly meaningful way.

You literally just described me at my last job.

Poor Tarot. Always the hapless and never the helpless.

Harry Johnathan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:05 pm Why.

Why not?

I now am imagining Arthur (the aardvark) belting out the song by Hillary Duff.

Nobody wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:16 am

Harry Johnathan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:05 pm Why.

Why not?

A variety of reasons I can't just fit into a single comment.

I mean, “because he’s an inexperienced demon” works really well.

"...and hey, lets be careful out there."- Sgt Esterhause, "Hill Street Blues"




Blue tongue,licking at me/nothin' but blue tongue do I see. (Perhaps a clue that our aardvark friend is special guest star Patrick Stewart?)

...... aaaaand that's NOT why mom told you never to run on the stairs.

My first thoughts upon seeing this was, "bungeegum"

PaintedSkye wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 4:49 pm My first thoughts upon seeing this was, "bungeegum"

Mine were ............ YUK !!

I'm wondering what Steward thought of the way that Tarot and Arthur tasted. That probably wasn't a pleasant flavor that the two had.

I'm seriously freaking behind on poem-writing but okay I'm still alive I swear!
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Regroup, Tarot said, aardvark man, regroup,
Now you're stuck to the wall and covered in goop,
The demon looms large, towering tall,
And yet Tarot and friends? Well, they're quite small.

Is this how it ends, the aardvark's mind thinks-
Stuck to the wall, with their life all a flub?
No, says Tarot, this is normal; free drinks
With proof that you know me at the local pop club.