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NegaBreel has a good arm to throw all that at once.

Poor NegaBreel, he seems to be the only one taking this whole murder thing seriously.

He’s just angry. I mean, I get why he would be angry. One part of him gets the nice heaven while he’s stuck in heck

Finding out there’s a second side
to the most Heavenly Breel coin
can put a crimp in your whole day.
If they unite you’ll see the join.
A hammerspace weapons holder
is in his Demonic power.
Run now, take the chance he offers
whilst he’s ‘trapped’ in the hot shower.
He wants to be left alone here
so he can plot to kill you all.
And you should sue your builders too;
that mace shouldn’t stick in the wall!

that appears to be the Master Sword?

I have the strangest feeling like I missed a page...

".....we contain multitudes." Like in "My name is Legion for we are many" multitudes? Well, that explains my headaches.

Whitman: Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Enough with the Chuck Jones stuff, just hug and merge already.

NuclearSlayer52 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:26 am that appears to be the Master Sword?

Now the question is: WHERE did he get the sword? I'm fairly certain one needs to be pure of heart to wield such a sword.

SeanWolf wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:42 am

NuclearSlayer52 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:26 am that appears to be the Master Sword?

Now the question is: WHERE did he get the sword? I'm fairly certain one needs to be pure of heart to wield such a sword.

... was it "in the Stone"? (Obscure King Arthur reference.)

The killing got serious now!

That master sword probably is a fake one that Keene might have bought as a decoration, or perhaps negabreel can forge any type of sharp objects.

Looks like when they split Breel they also ended up taking some common sense and realization of danger also and ended up giving it to his evil side. If Breel was alone this would NOT end well. At least Keene is there to keep Breel safe as much as he can. Though I have the strange feeling that the slapstick is now going to turn towards Keene in his efforts get Breel away.

Dino Breel didn't seem to have much self-preservation than Heaven Breel, though I am not sure now much of that was feigning ignorance. It is possible whatever turned Dino Breel into Nega Breel brought him closer to being like Mortal Breel.

Yeah Keene, it's pretty hard to believe that, but it works like this... I guess it's just impossible that you can remember them, Breel. Eheh, silly Breel, it's all useless. If he's your evil side, he wants to do only evil things against you, who has the other side, the good one. He doesn't want to talk at all... And wow, where did he had all those weapons? Now better advice Tarot that you actually found a demon, you should have the phone now, do you remember you have to do so?

Is the wooden-handled one at the bottom-right a toilet plunger?

Dahan wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:52 pm Is the wooden-handled one at the bottom-right a toilet plunger?

Yup. Keene really cheaped out on those walls.

Leotamer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:58 pm Dino Breel didn't seem to have much self-preservation than Heaven Breel, though I am not sure now much of that was feigning ignorance. It is possible whatever turned Dino Breel into Nega Breel brought him closer to being like Mortal Breel.

Does this mean there are Nega-Duchesses ... and Nega-Binos ... and Nega-Stewarts ... and Nega-Peanuts? Maga-Nega-Keenes? Eaugh...!

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:45 pm

Leotamer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:58 pm Dino Breel didn't seem to have much self-preservation than Heaven Breel, though I am not sure now much of that was feigning ignorance. It is possible whatever turned Dino Breel into Nega Breel brought him closer to being like Mortal Breel.

Does this mean there are Nega-Duchesses ... and Nega-Binos ... and Nega-Stewarts ... and Nega-Peanuts? Maga-Nega-Keenes? Eaugh...!

If soul-splitting lead to Negaself, what about their shadow self? coughtailsofbabyloncough

Quite possibly - I do hate to be so nega-tive!

Where did Nega-Breel get the Master Sword?

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:29 am

SeanWolf wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:42 am

NuclearSlayer52 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:26 am that appears to be the Master Sword?

Now the question is: WHERE did he get the sword? I'm fairly certain one needs to be pure of heart to wield such a sword.

... was it "in the Stone"? (Obscure King Arthur reference.)

it was in a pedestal depending on which timeline in a church or forest

Better be careful then. Or else he will end up throwing that next.

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:21 pm Better be careful then. Or else he will end up throwing that next.

Then he'll need a catapult!
Now, that said, he really does seem to have direct access to a well-stocked and remarkably varied arsenal.....

NuclearSlayer52 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:26 am that appears to be the Master Sword?

Well, we do know he's a Zelda fan

Where's Dallas when you need him? He could feed Breel Kirk's speeches from "The Enemy Within"..."I need you, you need me,together we're one,can half a man...er....pine marten live?"

Do we know if Star Trek works are gonna be able to help with someone who is using Zelda tactics though?

The Legend of Zelda: Keene's Awakening

I would definitely buy that game. Sounds interesting!

Dahan wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:52 pm Is the wooden-handled one at the bottom-right a toilet plunger?

As funny as that would be, I'm pretty sure it's a spear. If it were a toilet plunger, the damage to the wall would be different - and I can't believe I just said that

Even if it were only for rule of funny, I can't see NegaBreel carrying around a plunger.

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Oxymoronic_Gryphon wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:01 pm

Dahan wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:52 pm Is the wooden-handled one at the bottom-right a toilet plunger?

As funny as that would be, I'm pretty sure it's a spear. If it were a toilet plunger, the damage to the wall would be different - and I can't believe I just said that

"Some call it a spear, others call it an arrow." (Old slogun from a Wriggley's gum commercial.)

I just call it something that can impale you with extreme prejudice.

"We contain multitudes," I feel like I should know what that's a reference to, but I don't.
--

Why his other side wants him dead, Breel can't recall,
But he'd better hurry up and remember because Nega will give his all
To use maces, swords, axes, weapons; all sorts of arms
To make sure that Breel receives many harms.

Why does purple boy want to take Breel to task?
It should be easy to just ask-
Wait, never mind, feelings aren't being talked about,
Will it ever stop? I have some serious doubt.